OK, so there i was, picking at my zits in the mirror. My brother comes in, says, THE CAT IS SHITTING ON UR BED. Im like, yeah right, because he always pulls these jokes. And, you guys know about the 300,000 volt taser i got right? Well now you do. So i walk into the room put on the lights, and there is the cat. Hes taking a shit on my top blanket, looking me straight in the eyes, with his ears back. Hes like, IM SHITTIN ON UR BED BITCH WATTYA GUNNA DO ABOUT IT?? So, ive been carrying around this taser because I like it so much. So i start talkin gin agentle voice, walk up to him, PUT THE TASER RIGHT ON HIS NECK, AND LET HIM HAVE A 2 SECOND BLAST!!! LMFAOOOO HE DID A TRIPLE GOAT JUMP, AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM SOOO FUCKING FAST!!!! IT WAS HILARIOUS!! The good thing about it is that the taser makes ur muscles contract, so his butthole puckered up prevented spillage all around my room. Man, that was so fucking funny. hehe. im all wired now lol. man fucking cat shit is a bitch to clean up, especially the soupy type.
BTW, im not usually violent with cats or anyother animals lol, but tasers are non lethal, and he deserved it. He scratched my eye lid that morning.... it still hurts.
