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Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« on: November 19, 2011, 07:39:59 PM »
In honor of "1000 things Team Fortress 2 taught me", let's share skyrim's wisdom.

First and foremost:

1. A skilled pickpocket can steal someone's boots off their feet without them noticing.

2. If someone hears a scream, walks into the room, and sees you standing with a bloodied dagger over a fresh corpse, they have no idea who could have done this.

3. Any merchant can look at any item and instantly know that it was stolen. Even if it's a piece of steak.

4. The average Nord can carry about 300 pounds and still be able to sprint for several hundred feet.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »
Shooting fire from your hands doesn't actually burn your hand.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2011, 09:15:40 PM »
You can easily rob a person blind by simply putting a bucket on their head.

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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2011, 10:03:14 PM »
i can fly high up into the sky
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 12:22:32 AM »
Horses can walk up vertical walls.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 06:23:44 AM »
You need to be level 20 to use Fdfgsdf armor.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 12:55:36 PM »
Drinking a potion can instantly heal broken bones and cuts.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Cable on November 20, 2011, 12:55:36 PM
Drinking a potion can instantly heal broken bones and cuts.

You can drink a potion and feel its effects instantaneously.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 01:37:36 PM »
Horses do not give a fuck about fire breathing dragons
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 01:40:33 PM »
That you can defy gravity simply by riding a horse off a cliff
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2011, 02:17:31 PM »
Quote from: TehHank on November 20, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
That you can defy gravity simply by riding a horse off a cliff
horse chucking muthafucka.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 02:33:42 PM »
Horses can fly.

I can kill my self with a pot.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 02:45:46 PM »
I can jump around like a madman having glowing stuff all around me and nobody will give a fuck.

I can shout fire and people will simply say "How did you do that?" and forget  it a second later.

I can eat troll fat/ poisonous plants/ glowing plants/ weird mushrooms/ anything that I can pick up and not get hurt by it. Just feel a little weird.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 07:48:24 PM »
That you become a human satellite and get launched up 500ft in the air when a force acts DOWN upon you.
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Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2011, 05:12:23 AM »
Any container can hold an infinite amount of items.
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