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Title: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: ursus on November 19, 2011, 07:39:59 PM
In honor of "1000 things Team Fortress 2 taught me", let's share skyrim's wisdom.

First and foremost:

1. A skilled pickpocket can steal someone's boots off their feet without them noticing.

2. If someone hears a scream, walks into the room, and sees you standing with a bloodied dagger over a fresh corpse, they have no idea who could have done this.

3. Any merchant can look at any item and instantly know that it was stolen. Even if it's a piece of steak.

4. The average Nord can carry about 300 pounds and still be able to sprint for several hundred feet.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Cable on November 19, 2011, 07:44:14 PM
Shooting fire from your hands doesn't actually burn your hand.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on November 19, 2011, 09:15:40 PM
You can easily rob a person blind by simply putting a bucket on their head.

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Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Devie on November 19, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
i can fly high up into the sky
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Deathie on November 20, 2011, 12:22:32 AM
Horses can walk up vertical walls.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Frank on November 20, 2011, 06:23:44 AM
You need to be level 20 to use Fdfgsdf armor.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Cable on November 20, 2011, 12:55:36 PM
Drinking a potion can instantly heal broken bones and cuts.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: ursus on November 20, 2011, 01:06:08 PM
Quote from: Cable on November 20, 2011, 12:55:36 PM
Drinking a potion can instantly heal broken bones and cuts.

You can drink a potion and feel its effects instantaneously.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Supertoaster on November 20, 2011, 01:37:36 PM
Horses do not give a fuck about fire breathing dragons
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: TehHank on November 20, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
That you can defy gravity simply by riding a horse off a cliff
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Cable on November 20, 2011, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: TehHank on November 20, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
That you can defy gravity simply by riding a horse off a cliff
horse chucking muthafucka. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpmLyJ8LtPg#)
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Alphaggot on November 20, 2011, 02:33:42 PM
Horses can fly.

I can kill my self with a pot.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on November 20, 2011, 02:45:46 PM
I can jump around like a madman having glowing stuff all around me and nobody will give a fuck.

I can shout fire and people will simply say "How did you do that?" and forget  it a second later.

I can eat troll fat/ poisonous plants/ glowing plants/ weird mushrooms/ anything that I can pick up and not get hurt by it. Just feel a little weird.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Cake Faice on November 20, 2011, 07:48:24 PM
That you become a human satellite and get launched up 500ft in the air when a force acts DOWN upon you.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Cable on November 21, 2011, 05:12:23 AM
Any container can hold an infinite amount of items.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: blαh2355 on November 21, 2011, 02:10:51 PM
You can be like in the game infamous with lightning coming out of your hands.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: infamybandit on November 21, 2011, 02:52:06 PM
You can shoot an arrow at the wall while you're Sneaking and the NPC's will run to the wall to see what's going on even if you're right behind them.

You can also traverse down the side of a cliff with easy by jumping down random rock.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: cogsandspigots on November 21, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
Hitting someone 5 times with an arrow then cutting and stabbing them about 10 times will still not kill them.
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: infamybandit on November 21, 2011, 04:17:18 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on November 21, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
Hitting someone 5 times with an arrow then cutting and stabbing them about 10 times will still not kill them.

Haha that depends what difficulty level you're playing on. And depends on your arrows, weapons, etc =P
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Devie on November 21, 2011, 04:22:07 PM
That shooting an arrow through an enemy's head WHILE SNEAKING causes enemy to say
"must have been my imagination"
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on November 21, 2011, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on November 21, 2011, 04:22:07 PM
That shooting an arrow through an enemy's head WHILE SNEAKING causes enemy to say
"must have been my imagination"

OHGOD I ROFL'D

I must try this...
Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on November 28, 2011, 12:47:55 PM
1. Drug soup.

2. That ashes are perfectly okay to eat. So are Teeth.

3. That my voice is the strongest weapon  :trollface:

4. Regardless of the fact that I have a black bag over my head, I can still see.

5. People will pick shit up for you no matter what.

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Title: Re: Things about the world that Skyrim has taught you.
Post by: ursus on November 28, 2011, 03:00:12 PM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on November 28, 2011, 12:47:55 PM
4. Regardless of the fact that I have a black bag over my head, I can still see.

This.