I just woke up, you see. I had a dream where I was being held hostage in a store and the robber wouldn't let me go, he eventually did. I got home and I found my dead dads coffin inside are garage that magically teleported to our backyard. I decided to open it. After opening it (I didn't see what was inside) I fell inside and it fell into a deep grave where it broke into pieces. I somehow managed to climb out of the grave. I woke up and turned on the TV to watch some show southern fried stings and they happened to be doing an episode where they sting grave robbers.
A few weeks ago, I had another. I was in Hell, it was darkness with a few hanging burning bodies on the wall every once in awhile. It was silent. I climbed a ladder to the top of a giant cliff edge and started to eat something. I notice my cat is to my left, for some reason I pick him up and toss him off the cliff into a giant meat processor, I try to save him but only get blood and guts splattered on my face. I eventually fall in myself. I then wake up.
Am I fucked in the head? These are 100% real I didn't make a thing up.
