Incompetence surrounds me.

[Cheesicle]

OH NEWEST ONE YET:

"So do you think you'll ever be a vegetarian?"
"no. Whenever I eat, prefer to have meat with it - otherwise it's not a meal to me"
"Well I guess,.. at first I thought it was hard to live a life of a vegetarian... but then I remembered humanitarians"
".....tell me more about these humanitarians"
"Well.. you know. How they eat humans and stuff"

OH GOOD GOD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN IMAGINE HER SAYING

"CANNIBALS EAT CANNON BALLS AND STUFF, RIGHT?"

[ledjohnny]

Last year, history:

>Cold War PowerPoint title is on the projector
>Girl says: "Oh my dad fought in this war!"
>Mfw she was serious.

...we're fucked

[·UηİŦ··]

I know this too much already.

Where's the red button?

[Tiger Guy]

Heres one my friend told me

*In Science class*
*girl going in class, guy going out of class*
*girl shoves guy*
"I can do that becasue I'm a girl and I have the right to be bossy"
Friend says "Do you know what we called these types of people"
"what?"
"We like to call them bitches"
*she gets mad and walks away*

Reminds me of this song

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwCtMFcHqI