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Title: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Captain Communism on October 23, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
So, I was in WWII class on Friday, and we were having a discussion on neutral countries. We were talking about Switzerland when one girl raised her hand and asked, "How could Switzerland be neutral?" The teacher asked here what she meant, and she said, "I thought Switzerland was in Germany."



Why must I always get stuck with the fools of society in my history classes?
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: blαh2355 on October 23, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
Quote from: Captain Communism on October 23, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
So, I was in WWII class on Friday, and we were having a discussion on neutral countries. We were talking about Switzerland when one girl raised her hand and asked, "How could Switzerland be neutral?" The teacher asked here what she meant, and she said, "I thought Switzerland was in Germany."



Why must I always get stuck with the fools of society in my history classes?
I don't want to live in this world.jpg
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Rocket50 on October 23, 2011, 04:15:57 PM
Perhaps you could tutor her in the ways of the wehrmacht
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Tiger Guy on October 23, 2011, 04:25:52 PM
My mom once thought New England was a state. Had to tell her it was just a region.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Sabb on October 23, 2011, 04:39:44 PM
Doesn't really mean incompetence. Ignorance, or uneducated maybe.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: StartedBullet on October 23, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
A girl once asked me last year 'Isn't PreuBe more persian?'

Sad thing was, I didn't really know.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Sabb on October 23, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
Quote from: StartedBullet on October 23, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
A girl once asked me last year 'Isn't PreuBe more persian?'

Sad thing was, I didn't really know.
wat
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: aerobro on October 23, 2011, 05:51:35 PM
It's OK, I once asked the teacher why there is no E on the grading scale and she gave me a -___- face.
 :linux:
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Supertoaster on October 23, 2011, 06:03:07 PM
*Nice 80's song comes on during morning announcement"
Girl "Ohh... My.... God... This SUCKS."
Me: Oh yeah? What do you listen to
Girl : "Have you heard rebecca black her songs are so beautiful!"


I don't want to live on this planet anymore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im-FCp9N-fg&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Seb on October 23, 2011, 06:09:30 PM
I'm in Advanced Placement social studies classes.

Last year, a girl asked the teacher wtf Egypt was.'

She wasn't alone.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Sabb on October 23, 2011, 07:14:05 PM
Quote from: David Sarif on October 23, 2011, 06:09:30 PM
I'm in Advanced Placement social studies classes.

Last year, a girl asked the teacher wtf Egypt was.'

She wasn't alone.
Either A) that's not AP.
Or B) your AP isn't much AP.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Cake Faice on October 23, 2011, 07:19:25 PM
>be in geography class
>girl asks "DO WESTERN CUSTOMS MEAN COWBOY BOOTS AND GLOCKS? (I kid you fucking not, she actually said glock)
>teacher yells at everyone for giggling and says it was a very intelligent question to ask
>fucking highschool geography class
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Rocket50 on October 23, 2011, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: David Sarif on October 23, 2011, 06:09:30 PM
I'm in Advanced Placement social studies classes.

Last year, a girl asked the teacher wtf Egypt was.'

She wasn't alone.

Ah AP courses. I got offered one in grade 7, declined because of laziness and the fact that most AP course students are always loaded with homework.

So why would you take an AP course and lower your grades when you can take normal course and be ahead of everyone else?
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Sabb on October 23, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: Rocket50 on October 23, 2011, 07:20:01 PM
Ah AP courses. I got offered one in grade 7, declined because of laziness and the fact that most AP course students are always loaded with homework.

So why would you take an AP course and lower your grades when you can take normal course and be ahead of everyone else?
>do lowest amount of work possible and be unaccomplished, learn nothing, etc
>gl getting good post secondary education
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Rocket50 on October 23, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: Sabb on October 23, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
>do lowest amount of work possible and be unaccomplished, learn nothing, etc
>gl getting good post secondary education

From what I know, post-secondaries dont look 100% at the marks, they look ehh, 60%. The rest is leadership experiences, clubs, extracurricular activities, awards, blah blah blah.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: ursus on October 23, 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Seb on October 23, 2011, 07:53:35 PM
Quote from: gamefreak171 on October 23, 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.

Europe is a country and everyone speaks french there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANTDkfkoBaI#)
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Captain Communism on October 23, 2011, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: gamefreak171 on October 23, 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm (http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm)
Come at me bro
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Seb on October 23, 2011, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Captain Communism on October 23, 2011, 08:03:56 PM
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm (http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm)
Come at me bro


Quote
The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

MY SIDES THEY BURN
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Shawn on October 23, 2011, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: David Sarif on October 23, 2011, 07:53:35 PM
Europe is a country and everyone speaks french there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANTDkfkoBaI#)


"thats just called being a woman"

Lol
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Cheesicle on October 24, 2011, 01:42:42 AM
>California
>I just beat you all

"How many stars are on the flag?"
"I think like 20, right?"

"I come from Shanghai"
"What is a Shanghai?"

"Japan? Is that in like California or something?"

and, while reciting a Bible passage for Bible class:

"and let them rule over the fish of the air and the birds of the sea..."

Quote from: gamefreak171 on October 23, 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.

Someone in my Chem class thought Asia was a country
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Tiger Guy on October 24, 2011, 04:58:25 AM
When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Cheesicle on October 24, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
Quote from: Tiger Guy on October 24, 2011, 04:58:25 AM
When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.

LOL

FUCK YES
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: ursus on October 24, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: David Sarif on October 23, 2011, 07:53:35 PM
Europe is a country and everyone speaks french there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANTDkfkoBaI#)

Oh dear god.

Those live on OUR planet?
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Supertoaster on October 24, 2011, 08:35:30 AM
Quote from: Tiger Guy on October 24, 2011, 04:58:25 AM
When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.
dude I thought the same with Los Angeles
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Sabb on October 24, 2011, 11:57:10 AM
Quote from: Rocket50 on October 23, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
From what I know, post-secondaries dont look 100% at the marks, they look ehh, 60%. The rest is leadership experiences, clubs, extracurricular activities, awards, blah blah blah.
If you want to get good post secondary, and a good job, do your best, don't do the minimal amount of work "because you can". Pretty self explanatory.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Devie on October 24, 2011, 02:19:43 PM
looooool

"I study astronomy"
"OMG COOL! Can you guess what my sign is?"

"what? no no I mean like cosmology.."
"I LOVE MAKE UP!"

"..... I'm a scientist"
"LIKE TOM CRUISE???!"
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: blαh2355 on October 24, 2011, 03:09:31 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on October 24, 2011, 02:19:43 PM
looooool

"I study astronomy"
"OMG COOL! Can you guess what my sign is?"

"what? no no I mean like cosmology.."
"I LOVE MAKE UP!"

"..... I'm a scientist"
"LIKE TOM CRUISE???!"
LOL

A girl said today in my history class that she thought India fought along side with Germany in WWI. Everybody just stared at her.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Rocket50 on October 24, 2011, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: Sabb on October 24, 2011, 11:57:10 AM
If you want to get good post secondary, and a good job, do your best, don't do the minimal amount of work "because you can". Pretty self explanatory.

I do my best, regardless of what class I am. Though I take all normal classes, doesnt mean I dont try to get the best mark I possibly can. Just means I dislike AP classes because I find them rather... irrelevant...
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Devie on October 24, 2011, 04:56:31 PM
OH NEWEST ONE YET:

"So do you think you'll ever be a vegetarian?"
"no. Whenever I eat, prefer to have meat with it - otherwise it's not a meal to me"
"Well I guess,.. at first I thought it was hard to live a life of a vegetarian... but then I remembered humanitarians"
".....tell me more about these humanitarians"
"Well.. you know. How they eat humans and stuff"

OH GOOD GOD.
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Cheesicle on October 24, 2011, 05:14:01 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on October 24, 2011, 04:56:31 PM
OH NEWEST ONE YET:

"So do you think you'll ever be a vegetarian?"
"no. Whenever I eat, prefer to have meat with it - otherwise it's not a meal to me"
"Well I guess,.. at first I thought it was hard to live a life of a vegetarian... but then I remembered humanitarians"
".....tell me more about these humanitarians"
"Well.. you know. How they eat humans and stuff"

OH GOOD GOD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN IMAGINE HER SAYING

"CANNIBALS EAT CANNON BALLS AND STUFF, RIGHT?"
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: ledjohnny on October 24, 2011, 08:01:54 PM
Last year, history:

>Cold War PowerPoint title is on the projector
>Girl says: "Oh my dad fought in this war!"
>Mfw she was serious.

...we're fucked
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on October 24, 2011, 08:19:11 PM
I know this too much already.

Where's the red button?
Title: Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
Post by: Tiger Guy on October 25, 2011, 04:34:27 PM
Heres one my friend told me

*In Science class*
*girl going in class, guy going out of class*
*girl shoves guy*
"I can do that becasue I'm a girl and I have the right to be bossy"
Friend says "Do you know what we called these types of people"
"what?"
"We like to call them bitches"
*she gets mad and walks away*

Reminds me of this song
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