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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2011, 07:41:09 PM »
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Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.

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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2011, 07:53:35 PM »
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Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.

Europe is a country and everyone speaks french there
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2011, 08:03:56 PM »
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Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2011, 08:20:49 PM »
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http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm
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The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2011, 08:22:02 PM »
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2011, 01:42:42 AM »
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>California
>I just beat you all

"How many stars are on the flag?"
"I think like 20, right?"

"I come from Shanghai"
"What is a Shanghai?"

"Japan? Is that in like California or something?"

and, while reciting a Bible passage for Bible class:

"and let them rule over the fish of the air and the birds of the sea..."

Someone in my 10th grade World History class didn't know where Europe was.

I win.

Someone in my Chem class thought Asia was a country
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2011, 04:58:25 AM »
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When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2011, 05:46:22 AM »
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When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.

LOL

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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2011, 05:53:43 AM »
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2011, 08:35:30 AM »
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When I was 4, I thought Brazil was a big shopping mall.
dude I thought the same with Los Angeles

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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2011, 11:57:10 AM »
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From what I know, post-secondaries dont look 100% at the marks, they look ehh, 60%. The rest is leadership experiences, clubs, extracurricular activities, awards, blah blah blah.
If you want to get good post secondary, and a good job, do your best, don't do the minimal amount of work "because you can". Pretty self explanatory.


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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2011, 02:19:43 PM »
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looooool

"I study astronomy"
"OMG COOL! Can you guess what my sign is?"

"what? no no I mean like cosmology.."
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"..... I'm a scientist"
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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2011, 03:09:31 PM »
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looooool

"I study astronomy"
"OMG COOL! Can you guess what my sign is?"

"what? no no I mean like cosmology.."
"I LOVE MAKE UP!"

"..... I'm a scientist"
"LIKE TOM CRUISE???!"
LOL

A girl said today in my history class that she thought India fought along side with Germany in WWI. Everybody just stared at her.



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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2011, 03:15:12 PM »
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If you want to get good post secondary, and a good job, do your best, don't do the minimal amount of work "because you can". Pretty self explanatory.

I do my best, regardless of what class I am. Though I take all normal classes, doesnt mean I dont try to get the best mark I possibly can. Just means I dislike AP classes because I find them rather... irrelevant...

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Re: Incompetence surrounds me.
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2011, 04:56:31 PM »
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OH NEWEST ONE YET:

"So do you think you'll ever be a vegetarian?"
"no. Whenever I eat, prefer to have meat with it - otherwise it's not a meal to me"
"Well I guess,.. at first I thought it was hard to live a life of a vegetarian... but then I remembered humanitarians"
".....tell me more about these humanitarians"
"Well.. you know. How they eat humans and stuff"

OH GOOD GOD.