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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2011, 04:06:42 PM »
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My school's policy:

Being late to class once = 30 min after school detention

after 3 times its a phone call to your parents and 1 hour detention where your parents have to pick you up




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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2011, 05:28:55 PM »
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At my school it's impossible.

If you skip and don't show up to class for any given reason, they send home a slip in the mail and call your house phone and put mark it as a truancy on your record. Then the next day they bring you into the Dean's office and question you ect. The slip thing wouldn't work because the Nurse also signs a record sheet and keeps your name on it.

And the doors are locked, security cameras everywhere with various campus monitors roaming around.

Feels bad man.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2011, 06:22:20 PM »
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My school's policy:

Being late to class once = 30 min after school detention

after 3 times its a phone call to your parents and 1 hour detention where your parents have to pick you up
After 6 times here they kick you out of class and you wont get any points from it until the next semester.


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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2011, 06:27:57 PM »
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Damn, I wish I had it that easy. WCBOE (my school board), just made a new policy for this. If a student doesn't show up in class for 10 minutes after the bell rings they put out an all-call. Good luck hiding from about 10 police, and every staff of that school. If they don't find you that day and you show up the next, if you don't have a good reason and good fucking proof you can expect civil actions such as jail time.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2011, 06:32:02 PM »
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Damn, I wish I had it that easy. WCBOE (my school board), just made a new policy for this. If a student doesn't show up in class for 10 minutes after the bell rings they put out an all-call. Good luck hiding from about 10 police, and every staff of that school. If they don't find you that day and you show up the next, if you don't have a good reason and good fucking proof you can expect civil actions such as jail time.
I find it very likely that 10 police look for you if a highschool student doesn't show up int he first 10 minutes of class... and that you'll get jail time for it...


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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2011, 06:34:55 PM »
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Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

"PUNISHMENT"  Sounds kinky. Idea= Stupid. Stay in school kid, you might actually learn how to make non-moronic decisions.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2011, 06:36:29 PM »
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I just oversleep or pretend to have diarrhea.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 06:38:08 PM »
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"PUNISHMENT"  Sounds kinky. Idea= Stupid. Stay in school kid, you might actually learn how to make non-moronic decisions.

Maybe his school still paddles kids.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2011, 06:40:04 PM »
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I just oversleep or pretend to have diarrhea.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2011, 06:40:20 PM »
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Maybe his school still paddles kids.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2011, 06:42:00 PM »
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Hot.
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I've heard most things except for that

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2011, 06:42:11 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2011, 06:43:42 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2011, 06:46:19 PM »
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Mang,

Here at my school we have security cameras every 25 feet and in the smallest places you wouldn't believe.

Cant Skip Class :(

But only senors are allowed to go out for lunch every day and sneaking out to get something is easy especially when your sis is a senor and drives to school. but all my teachers and school staff love me so when I got caught last year I just put my Poker face on and they let me walk outside.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2011, 06:47:01 PM »
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I've heard most things except for that

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