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Post you dumb actions
« on: September 14, 2011, 07:31:35 AM »
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Lol I will start. Last night my brother and I are cleaning out an old abandoned house..we found two bottles of what appeared to be alcohol. One clearly was the other we were not sure. . So we open the bottle we are unsure about and I tell him to sip it.. He spits it out and hands me the bottle..and tells me to try some..  :keroppi:So I tip the bottle back and I instNtly feel a burning sensation. So I spit it out and notice blood in the spit. Mouth was on fire.. So after brushing teeth and rinsing mouth out we examine the bottle... In,very very very light writing,was written do not drink. Battery acid....  I felt it eating awat the calcium in my teeth
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 11:41:50 AM »
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OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!


WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH TO TASTE WHAT THE FUCK?!

If I was your mother or sister or friend of some sort, I'd slap your face silly and punish you in some fucking way.
You never ever taste anything that you find anywhere--- ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT IT IS...

That's like finding something outside on the ground and tasting it to see what the fuck it is..
YOURE NOT A BABBY PLZ DONT PUT IN MOUTH!!!

You couldve died if you swallowed it..




Also my dumb action would be:
Pulling out of traffic when there was an oncoming car.. I didn't see it.
But bf yelled at me and car slammed on breaks and honked at me.
I still managed to get away but heart was racing. Thats all.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 01:04:30 PM »
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Dumb actions?

How about today.

Last period. Done math. Everyone's done and chatting and shit cause we gots a Sub teacher that has a HEAVY Russian accent and almost no one understands him.

So, earlier in the school year (last week) a 'friend' of mine came to me with a problem and imposed upon me that I am the all-magical being who will solve this problem in 0 seconds wherein it's not even my problem/business in the first place. But I try anyway cause am niec gui.

Today I thought it worked. Talked to a bunch of people in dat class, and after class with so-called friend. Shit looked about right.

Why was that stupid?

Because now I got involved and there's no way out :|

HIGH SCHOOL= DRAMA
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2011, 01:10:22 PM »
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oh god where to start...
THATS A NICE LAKE YOU HAVE, LETS DO BACKFLIP!
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 01:45:08 PM »
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I nearly forgot to put down the landing gear on approach.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 02:03:27 PM »
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I can't think of one, But my teacher told me a story today:

He was driving to school one day, and it was really foggy and cold that day.
Over on the side of the road, He sees his cat, Flat as a pancake.
He knew that he couldn't just leave his cat dead there,
so he got out of his car and picked the cat up and put it in his car.
He goes home with the dead cat, Opens his house door to tell his wife.
When the door opens, There is his wife standing in the house.
On the floor is my teachers REAL cat and very much alive.

So basically, He brought a random dead cat home.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2011, 02:10:50 PM »
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Quote from: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 07:31:35 AM
Lol I will start. Last night my brother and I are cleaning out an old abandoned house..we found two bottles of what appeared to be alcohol. One clearly was the other we were not sure. . So we open the bottle we are unsure about and I tell him to sip it.. He spits it out and hands me the bottle..and tells me to try some..  :keroppi:So I tip the bottle back and I instNtly feel a burning sensation. So I spit it out and notice blood in the spit. Mouth was on fire.. So after brushing teeth and rinsing mouth out we examine the bottle... In,very very very light writing,was written do not drink. Battery acid....  I felt it eating awat the calcium in my teeth
 :keroppi:
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The word "Dumb" doesn't even describe what you did.

And as for me:

Plugged in a 1134 USB cable in a motherboard that doesn't support it. Yea, I had to call in a replacement.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2011, 02:24:00 PM »
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>Post you dumb actions


I found one.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 02:31:04 PM »
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Just why...
« Last Edit: October 05, 2011, 12:17:31 PM by kurtis_13_1994 »
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 02:53:59 PM »
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Quote from: Boardtech on September 14, 2011, 01:45:08 PM
I nearly forgot to put down the landing gear on approach.
:l i see how that could lead to a slight issue
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2011, 03:10:50 PM »
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someone asked me a question when I was listening to music loud and I responded "nope" and then the last thing I remember is that he hated me after that
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
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Quote from: Supertoaster on September 14, 2011, 03:10:50 PM
someone asked me a question when I was listening to music loud and I responded "nope" and then the last thing I remember is that he hated me after that

OGODLOL Been there, done that, apologized :>

I was once working with some chemicals for the hell of it and tried to produce a sulfur-like liquid.....I should have remembered to wear a glove. I made it stronger to see if it would work and the weak container I put it in melted and I tried to grab it and throw it in sink....Shit burns man.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 03:21:55 PM »
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I was gona cook some soop in the microwave. I had a Dr.Pepper and a bowl of soop next to each other. Took the drink and put in the microwave but I noticed how cold it was so I was lucky to not cook the drink.... later I almost threw the fork in the trash instead of the can.
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2011, 04:30:39 PM »
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I washed my moms electric cooker......
But on the topic of nasty stuff in my mouth.... I found a bean under a basketball goal in 3rd grade. I remembered a presentation with beans a few months ago so I ate it.
I mooned my karate instructor to show off my underwear.
I'm not even going to mention the tu-tu......... I'm straight!
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Re: Post you dumb actions
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 05:24:40 PM »
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Quote from: StartedBullet on September 14, 2011, 04:30:39 PM
I'm straight!
No one would give half a shit if you wernt. You realize taht, right?
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