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Title: Post you dumb actions
Post by: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 07:31:35 AM
Lol I will start. Last night my brother and I are cleaning out an old abandoned house..we found two bottles of what appeared to be alcohol. One clearly was the other we were not sure. . So we open the bottle we are unsure about and I tell him to sip it.. He spits it out and hands me the bottle..and tells me to try some..  :keroppi:So I tip the bottle back and I instNtly feel a burning sensation. So I spit it out and notice blood in the spit. Mouth was on fire.. So after brushing teeth and rinsing mouth out we examine the bottle... In,very very very light writing,was written do not drink. Battery acid....  I felt it eating awat the calcium in my teeth
 :keroppi:
Posted using my Android device.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Devie on September 14, 2011, 11:41:50 AM
OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!


WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH TO TASTE WHAT THE FUCK?!

If I was your mother or sister or friend of some sort, I'd slap your face silly and punish you in some fucking way.
You never ever taste anything that you find anywhere--- ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT IT IS...

That's like finding something outside on the ground and tasting it to see what the fuck it is..
YOURE NOT A BABBY PLZ DONT PUT IN MOUTH!!!

You couldve died if you swallowed it..




Also my dumb action would be:
Pulling out of traffic when there was an oncoming car.. I didn't see it.
But bf yelled at me and car slammed on breaks and honked at me.
I still managed to get away but heart was racing. Thats all.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on September 14, 2011, 01:04:30 PM
Dumb actions?

How about today.

Last period. Done math. Everyone's done and chatting and shit cause we gots a Sub teacher that has a HEAVY Russian accent and almost no one understands him.

So, earlier in the school year (last week) a 'friend' of mine came to me with a problem and imposed upon me that I am the all-magical being who will solve this problem in 0 seconds wherein it's not even my problem/business in the first place. But I try anyway cause am niec gui.

Today I thought it worked. Talked to a bunch of people in dat class, and after class with so-called friend. Shit looked about right.

Why was that stupid?

Because now I got involved and there's no way out :|

HIGH SCHOOL= DRAMA
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Osme on September 14, 2011, 01:10:22 PM
oh god where to start...
THATS A NICE LAKE YOU HAVE, LETS DO BACKFLIP!
/me sashes head/neck on boat engine
And I was out... And lucky not to be paralyzed ;-;
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Boardtech on September 14, 2011, 01:45:08 PM
I nearly forgot to put down the landing gear on approach.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Cable on September 14, 2011, 02:03:27 PM
I can't think of one, But my teacher told me a story today:

He was driving to school one day, and it was really foggy and cold that day.
Over on the side of the road, He sees his cat, Flat as a pancake.
He knew that he couldn't just leave his cat dead there,
so he got out of his car and picked the cat up and put it in his car.
He goes home with the dead cat, Opens his house door to tell his wife.
When the door opens, There is his wife standing in the house.
On the floor is my teachers REAL cat and very much alive.

So basically, He brought a random dead cat home.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Cake Faice on September 14, 2011, 02:10:50 PM
Quote from: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 07:31:35 AM
Lol I will start. Last night my brother and I are cleaning out an old abandoned house..we found two bottles of what appeared to be alcohol. One clearly was the other we were not sure. . So we open the bottle we are unsure about and I tell him to sip it.. He spits it out and hands me the bottle..and tells me to try some..  :keroppi:So I tip the bottle back and I instNtly feel a burning sensation. So I spit it out and notice blood in the spit. Mouth was on fire.. So after brushing teeth and rinsing mouth out we examine the bottle... In,very very very light writing,was written do not drink. Battery acid....  I felt it eating awat the calcium in my teeth
 :keroppi:
Posted using my Android device.

The word "Dumb" doesn't even describe what you did.

And as for me:

Plugged in a 1134 USB cable in a motherboard that doesn't support it. Yea, I had to call in a replacement.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: cogsandspigots on September 14, 2011, 02:24:00 PM
>Post you dumb actions


I found one.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: kurtis_13_1994 on September 14, 2011, 02:31:04 PM
Just why...
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Osme on September 14, 2011, 02:53:59 PM
Quote from: Boardtech on September 14, 2011, 01:45:08 PM
I nearly forgot to put down the landing gear on approach.
:l i see how that could lead to a slight issue
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Supertoaster on September 14, 2011, 03:10:50 PM
someone asked me a question when I was listening to music loud and I responded "nope" and then the last thing I remember is that he hated me after that
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on September 14, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: Supertoaster on September 14, 2011, 03:10:50 PM
someone asked me a question when I was listening to music loud and I responded "nope" and then the last thing I remember is that he hated me after that

OGODLOL Been there, done that, apologized :>

I was once working with some chemicals for the hell of it and tried to produce a sulfur-like liquid.....I should have remembered to wear a glove. I made it stronger to see if it would work and the weak container I put it in melted and I tried to grab it and throw it in sink....Shit burns man.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: aerobro on September 14, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
I was gona cook some soop in the microwave. I had a Dr.Pepper and a bowl of soop next to each other. Took the drink and put in the microwave but I noticed how cold it was so I was lucky to not cook the drink.... later I almost threw the fork in the trash instead of the can.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: StartedBullet on September 14, 2011, 04:30:39 PM
I washed my moms electric cooker......
But on the topic of nasty stuff in my mouth.... I found a bean under a basketball goal in 3rd grade. I remembered a presentation with beans a few months ago so I ate it.
I mooned my karate instructor to show off my underwear.
I'm not even going to mention the tu-tu......... I'm straight!
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Osme on September 14, 2011, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: StartedBullet on September 14, 2011, 04:30:39 PM
I'm straight!
No one would give half a shit if you wernt. You realize taht, right?
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: cogsandspigots on September 14, 2011, 08:04:24 PM
I was melting a glass bottle on an open fire bacause I was bored.
I grabbed the cool end with my left hand and I looked at something else.
When I wasn't looking, a big glob of molten glass fell on my right hand.
2nd degree burns all over my hand.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 09:33:54 PM
No. I found 4 bottles of alcohol that day. I thought it was just another bottle. smelled like alcohol. Took a sip and it burned like hell. No damage was done and you never swallow something your unsure of. I may have done the wrong thing by tasting it. But was better than having someone else drink it with out knowing what it is. I was unsure. doesnt make me dumb. Swallowing would make me dumb. Tasting it makes me brave.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Osme on September 14, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
"LOL GUYS, LETS GO TO SOME DANGEROUS PARK AND DRINK SHIT THAT COULD BE ALCOHOL LOLOL. ITS OK CAUSE WE WONT SWALLOW"
1) there are other ways of getting drunk other than drinking random liquids
2) follow that "dont swallow" logic when you find a bit of hydrogen cyanide
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Supertoaster on September 14, 2011, 10:25:26 PM
Quote from: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 09:33:54 PM
No. I found 4 bottles of alcohol that day. I thought it was just another bottle. smelled like alcohol. Took a sip and it burned like hell. No damage was done and you never swallow something your unsure of. I may have done the wrong thing by tasting it. But was better than having someone else drink it with out knowing what it is. I was unsure. doesnt make me dumb. Swallowing would make me dumb. Tasting it makes me brave.
tasting it still makes you an idiot
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Cake Faice on September 15, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: DrOctagonnapus on September 14, 2011, 09:33:54 PM
Tasting it makes me brave.

Tasting it makes you more of a dumbshit rather than being brave.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Cable on September 15, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Quote from: kurtis_13_1994 on September 14, 2011, 02:31:04 PM
you are a IDIOT
*an

Now you are too.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: DrOctagonnapus on October 04, 2011, 04:59:26 PM
I am an idiot for sure :D
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Cake Faice on October 04, 2011, 05:18:57 PM
Quote from: DrOctagonnapus on October 04, 2011, 04:59:26 PM
I am an idiot for sure :D

Playing it off as a joke in attempt to make us laugh with you isn't helping either.
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Goat on October 04, 2011, 05:28:40 PM
The question is; why the fuck do you guys care if he swallows battery acid?
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Sabb on October 04, 2011, 05:34:28 PM
Quote from: Goat on October 04, 2011, 05:28:40 PM
The question is; why the fuck do you guys care if he swallows battery acid?
Why the fuck do you care about others caring?
Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Devie on October 04, 2011, 05:40:00 PM
Quote from: Sabb on October 04, 2011, 05:34:28 PM
Why the fuck do you care about others caring?

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE CARING

SO WE PUT CARE IN YOUR CARE AND CARE IN YOUR CAREBEAR

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Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Sabb on October 04, 2011, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on October 04, 2011, 05:40:00 PM
YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE CARING

SO WE PUT CARE IN YOUR CARE AND CARE IN YOUR CAREBEAR

(http://gfx.glittergraphicsnow.com/albums/ll149/glittergn/carebear/carebear006.gif)
FUCK YOUR CAREBARES

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Title: Re: Post you dumb actions
Post by: Tomcat on October 04, 2011, 06:06:09 PM
In chem we were using the budson burners.

Little did WE know no one had their gas on but us and the teacher had both valves on full blast on accident...

When I slid the match up to light it a flame ball erupted out of the burner and burned a hole right though the ceiling.

Lost some of my arm hair but no big deal anyways.

Whole class ran out of the classroom except my partner teacher and I.

That day i lrned how 2 fire