Okay. It all starts in a nuclear power plant in California. One day a worker was eating Capn' Crunch inside the reactor. The milk and chemicals inside the Capn Crunch caused a massive power surge which blows up the plant. The explosion causes a fire in a nearby field full of weed being grown iilegal. The smoke cloud rises and floats to the neighboring city's and everyone instantly gets a contact high. At a car race everyone gets the contact high and runs into the middle of the track causing a massive pile up. Because of the weight of all the cars the road collapses because it was above a very large oil pipeline. The pipeline collapses and oil begins to leak out. Because of all the oil being leaked out it leaks into the ocean causing the entire pacific ocean to be filled with oil. THEN even though there is highly flammable oil in the ocean everyone lights a cigarette because they're so goddamn high. This causes the entire pacific ocean to be engulfed in flames while the people evacuate to the eastern part of the United States. Because of the higher obesity in the west part the eastern section of north america is crushed by the weight of everyone and goes three feet below sea level causing a massive tsunami which kills everyone. Now France is laughing at us. But little do they know that the radiation from the powerplant has tainted their cresants and cigarettes . This results in horribly mutated french monsters who cause the sensation of being tickled when around them. THEN because of the havok the weeping angels find it as a perfect opportunity to attack. Because of all the shit going on God decides to fuck humanity and makes a black hole and ALMOST everyone dies, Except for a cowboy, an alien, and a friendly zombie.. *continue*
