What naughty things have you done.

[Captain Communism]

Just remembered.
Got suspended in 4th grade for getting in a fight and choking a guy until he almost passed out.

Uuuuh..... set off around four of those coloured smoke-bombs in the bathroom in 7th grade.

[Devie]

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

[Jman]

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

faggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggot

[Seb]

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

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[Cake Faice]

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[Seb]

sorry devie but that was irrelevant

[Devie]

Rihanna - S&M

it's the lyrics to this. fucking lol.

[Tiger Guy]

Rihanna - S&M

it's the lyrics to this. fucking lol.

Oh god I hate that fucking song. I hate Riahanna in general though.

[aerobro]

7-Year-Old Takes Car On Joyride

did some hoodrat stuff like this

[Shimmuh]

I'm gonna sum this up this up in a list of words, piece it together.

Substitute Teacher
DVD Player
Porn Disc
Universal Remote
Projector Screen

[Dale Feles]

Once, we had this work at school.

We had to write this story, then go type it.

Those who had to write it were in class, and those who had to type it where in lab class.

We had access to internet, so we went on google translate, wrote stuff like "I just jizzed in my pants" and clicked the listen button, so it would text to speech it 

[ursus]

Oh, I just remembered.

In the computer lab, while other kids were dicking around, I would often run shutdown -i in the command prompt. Because of the way my school's network is set up, I had the ability to shut down EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL DISTRICT with just a few clicks.

However, I didn't, because this would likely get me suspended.

And in my programming class, whenever someone kept teamkilling in Halo, I had the teacher's permission to remote-desktop them and restart their computer.

[Sabb]

Oh, I just remembered.

In the computer lab, while other kids were dicking around, I would often run shutdown -i in the command prompt. Because of the way my school's network is set up, I had the ability to shut down EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL DISTRICT with just a few clicks.

However, I didn't, because this would likely get me suspended.

And in my programming class, whenever someone kept teamkilling in Halo, I had the teacher's permission to remote-desktop them and restart their computer.

Why the fuck were you allowed to play Halo in programming class? ._.
I need better teachers.

[ursus]

Why the fuck were you allowed to play Halo in programming class? ._.
I need better teachers.

Because my computer teacher is a boss.

He actually plays with us. He let me and my friend install cracked counter-strike 1.6 too.

[Tomcat]

I remeber in 8th grade we had this one computer room full of macs

Lets just say 15 of them got the mac version of BSOD every 15 minutes

In the cad lab (dual booting macs) we changed all the start up sounds to goat sex and played Garry's Mod all day

Turned 2 old windows computers fans off caused new macs to appear

Took laptop to school in 7th grade and then hacked their wpa WiFi password

Got money for password from iPhone/iPod Touch fags.

Made a C program that just sent out a virus to 4 computers with spammed at intsa high volume tourretes guy sounds( BULL SHIT, PISS, BOB SAGGEST, YOU DONT THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT)

And yet i still work in the schools IT department