as a traitor i killed 7 people with C4 while dead
Destroyed a small country.._.
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Broke a 60 inch TV with a Wii remote. Don't ask.
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Broke a 60 inch TV with a Wii remote. Don't ask.
Wii Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrvkPo7TZ4#)
I found you!
Stop living with your mother ._.
That's nothing, my little lardball sister punched a hole in a similiar sized TV with her bare fist in her McFlurry induced rage some years ago.
In 7th grade we were in IT class, the teacher was absent so we had a substitute teacher. So I snook into the neighboring classroom while we were watching a movie. I hopped onto the computers and made it say "Hamster" more than 6 million times (text-speech). The room shared a breakable wall (folded apart/thin wall) and the class next door was drama class. They heard it all. The teacher from drama came into the class an immediately knew it was me. And the substitute said she'll check some nonexistent "tapes" to see who it was. Never got in trouble for that :trollface:
And that's only one of my many naughty stories.
6th grade- Punched my sister in the face and she bled infront of my aunt & my dadSpoiler (click to show/hide)
6th grade- Punched my sister in the face and she bled infront of my aunt & my dadgood job :3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OH GOD THIS THREAD.
Don't even get me started of all the thin---
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rape is fun
I pused ArtikBannana over the edge and pretty much made him quit RND last year, right about at this time. It was something with the whole "Devie being an admin" i think. I got into an argument with him and made some pretty racist jokes about him.
I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT YOU SAID.Remember this?
AND I LOL'D THEN AND IM LOLLING NOW!
LOL!
Remember this?
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6066/artik.png)
FUCK!I wish I could see that thread again. It's a dayum shame we will never see it again.
LOL!!
I wish I could see that thread again. It's a dayum shame we will never see it again.
...Didn't devie get admin after the new forums? .-.Yeah but that was later, this was on the old forums witch i think are deleted FOREVER.
Or did the thread get deleted
I wish I could see that thread again. It's a dayum shame we will never see it again.
...Didn't devie get admin after the new forums? .-.
Or did the thread get deleted
actually.... don has screenshots of it... LOL.2 Months from now:
it was a whole prank we decided to pull on the forums about how teeny and i got admin having "boobs" as the main reason.
and everyone freaked. Including artik.
When everyone was told (by coolz epic 9001x9001 trollface pic) that it was a prank, everyone freaked out even more.
After 3-4 months, me and teeny did get admin for real but everyone was fine with it because it wasnt "reason: boobs"
2 Months from now:
Devie PROMOTED SADMIN REASON: boobs
Teeny PROMOTED TO SADMIN REASON: boobs
Sabb PROMOTED TO CO-OWNER REASON: better boobs
2 Months from now:
Devie PROMOTED SADMIN REASON: boobs
Teeny PROMOTED TO SADMIN REASON: boobs
Sabb PROMOTED TO CO-OWNER REASON: better hair
2 Months from now:
Devie PROMOTED SADMIN REASON: boobs
Teeny PROMOTED TO SADMIN REASON: boobs
Sabb PROMOTED TO CO-OWNER REASON: better boobs
sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
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Rihanna - S&M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc&ob=av2e#)Oh god I hate that fucking song. I hate Riahanna in general though.
it's the lyrics to this. fucking lol.
Oh, I just remembered.Why the fuck were you allowed to play Halo in programming class? ._.
In the computer lab, while other kids were dicking around, I would often run shutdown -i in the command prompt. Because of the way my school's network is set up, I had the ability to shut down EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL DISTRICT with just a few clicks.
However, I didn't, because this would likely get me suspended.
And in my programming class, whenever someone kept teamkilling in Halo, I had the teacher's permission to remote-desktop them and restart their computer.
Why the fuck were you allowed to play Halo in programming class? ._.
I need better teachers.
Why the fuck were you allowed to play Halo in programming class? ._.
I need better teachers.
Because my computer teacher is a boss.what the dickbutt is teachers name
He actually plays with us. He let me and my friend install cracked counter-strike 1.6 too.
Ooohh my school had a teacher like that; he doesn't give out homework.Well, my art teacher gave out art homework. And I don't consider it homework seeing as I enjoy it.
inb4jelly
Well, my art teacher gave out art homework. And I don't consider it homework seeing as I enjoy it.our homeword was to join in on a langame and play out teacher in halo/cs.
Jelly?
our homeword was to join in on a langame and play out teacher in halo/cs.
whoever beat him got bonus credit in class
damn asians with a++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ :c
My cousin has about 300 ping all the time whilst playing Halo:CEback when i used to play halo:ce reeeery seriously, i would use nothing but handgun and sniper. tanks and rocket warthogs couldnt do SHIT against me
He still manages to make the top of the leader board everytime. All he uses is his pistol, nothing else.
9th grade got suspended for an extremely BS reason
Same year got in a fight with a classmate
10th grade had parents called in for making fun of a kid who made a retarded, profanity-infested song and posted it on the school blog.
Other minor shit i forgot
I remember this shit
airplanes?
i once... forgot to wash my cupOh yea I'm with you man! I forgot to wash my football cup once, needless to say the infection was bad.
Once, our IT guys at the school changed the internet protection program so that when you tried to visit Facebook, there would be a image of strict asian dad saying "FACEBOOK? WHY DON'T YOU FACE BOOK AND STUDY"
Once, our IT guys at the school changed the internet protection program so that when you tried to visit Facebook, there would be a image of strict asian dad saying "FACEBOOK? WHY DON'T YOU FACE BOOK AND STUDY"