Text to Sound [List]

[coolzeldad]

So Cloud really wanted a text to sound feature on the servers.

Example

user types: hi
player says: hl2 sound saying hi

So I made a system that does that on Vanilla Build.
I'm testing it there for now to see how it goes and will most likely end up putting it on the rest of the servers.

I jacked the sound list tomcat had given me a long time ago so you have over 500 sounds to play with your chat (thx tomcat)

hf!

oo and here's soundlist

Spoiler: Sound List (click to show/hide)

enough of your mumbo jumbo
bullshit
yay
shit
about that bear i owed ya
enough of your bullshit
hax
hacks
h4x
h4cks
okay
derka
noes
get down
gtfo
gtho
yeah
rofl
lmao
run
run for your life
fantastic
headcrabs
headhumpers
hello
eek
uh oh
sodomy!
oops
shut up
shutup
right on
help
haxz
hi
let's go
lets go
moan
nice
noo
nooo
oh no
joygasm
zombies
da man
my house
party
watch out
excuse me
you sure?
groan
gasp
sorry
welcome to city 17
it's safer here
i'm talking to you
serve mankind
get going
go on out
get outta here
go on
hey
get in here hurry
hit the road jack
no
no!
never
you fool
good god
cheer
drive safely
whoops
gee thanks
what the hell
it's your pet the freakin headhumper
i'll stay here
i'm sticking here
up there
lead the way
over there
ok i'm ready
i'm with you
hey over here
behind you
follow me
pardon me
got one
finally
wait for me
i'm hurt
take cover
that's a manhack
it's a manhack
incoming
ready when you are
don't forget hawaii
that's enough outta you
wait for us
we trusted you
god i'm hungry
you're talking to yourself again
come on everybody
watch what you're doing
your mind is in the gutter
here they come!
same here
i wouldn't say that too loud
i'll put it on your tombstone
have you ever had an original thought?
let's concentrate on the task at hand
keep your mind on your work
you never know
you never can tell
why are you telling me?
how about that
want a bet?
what am i supposed to do about it?
you talking to me?
leave it alone
can't you see i'm busy?
look out below
shouldn't we be doing something?
let's even the odds a little
hold down this spot
i'm hurt
im hurt
sometimes i dream about cheese
i can't remember the last time i had a shower
watch what you're doing
you got it
we thought you were here to help
hey doc
hit in the gut
like that?
my leg
my gut
my arm
no no
you're not the man i thought you were
one for me and one for me
let me get out of your way
i don't think this war is ever going to end
to think all i used to want to do is sell insurance
i don't dream anymore
when this is all over ah who am i kidding
woah deja vu
you smell that? it's freedom
if i ever get my hands on dr. breen
i could eat a horse hooves and all
i can't believe this day has finally come
i'm pretty sure this isn't part of the plan
looks to me like things are getting worse not better
if i could live my life over again
i'm not even gonna tell you what that reminds me of
they're never gonna make a stalker outta me
finally change is in the air
you feel it? i feel it
i don't feel anything anymore
some day this will all be a bad memory
i'm not a betting man but the odds are not good
doesn't anyone care what i think?
i can't get this tune outta my head
i just knew it was gonna be one of those days
i think i ate something bad
when this is all over i'm gonna mate
i'm glad there's no kids around to see this
scanners
whatever you say
ok i'm going
here it goes
here goes nothing
here we come
on our way
coming
this way gang
over here
let's get moving
gordon freeman, you're here
stop it freeman
strider
this'll do nicely
damn vorts
i'm not sure how to take that
should i take that personally?
speak english
you got that from me
that's why we put up with you
couldn't have put it better myself
that almost made sense
something must be wrong with me i almost understood that
i guess i'm getting used to you vorts
none of your vort philosophy
stop you're killing me
what did i do to deserve this?
stop looking at me like that
some things i just never get used to
i don't know how you things survived as long as you have
sometimes i wonder how i ended up with you
you're alright vorty
you vorts aren't half bad
if anyone ever told me i'd be pals with a vortigaunt
you waiting for somebody?
woops
you'd better reload
bring it on
damnit
i don't like the looks of this
down you go
duck
come on
get away from there
get outta the way
you're going down
grenade
here it comes!
hurry up
i'm with you buddy
maniacal!
yeaheheah
let's do it
look out!
i haven't lost my touch
ohoh yeah
soldiers!
turret!
uh oh here they come
i need to get patched up
i'm hurt pretty bad
i know you will
nevermind me save yourselves
i'll see you there baby
so this is the combine portal it's smaller than i imagined
but where will you go?
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you have plunged humanity in to free fall
even if you offered your surrunder now
help ensure that humanity's trust in you is not misguided
they're shelling us
incoming!
you can park the boat it'll be safe here
let's get a move on we gotta move out before they target us
you made it just in time we gotta clear outta here before we're discovered
we'd better hurry we gotta tear down this camp and get outta here
be careful now
we really can't afford to get noticed
better get going
he'll help you if you let him
we're just a lookout for the underground railroad
main station's right around the corner
they'll get you started on the right foot
guess those sirens are for you
come on in i'll show you what you're up against
i think he's just finishing up now
come on get in here
here take a look at this
be glad you're not the guy they're looking for
poor bastard doesn't stand a chance
sounds like they're calling in every cp unit in city 17
that was a close call thanks for your help
now they're flooding the areas up ahead with manhacks
you'd better get going before they sweep through here
you'd better get going now
thanks but i'll be ok
i've got to stay and help any stragglers
you go on
good luck out there
civil protection is on to us
we're tearing up the railroad covering our tracks
looks like you're gonna be the last one through
thanks for the help but you better get outta here
oh shit too late
you got here at a bad time
we got some ammo in those crates over there
we got word you were coming
help yourself to supplies and keep moving
did you realize your contract was open to the highest bidder?
that's all up to you my old friend
will you give your child a chance her mother never had?
what's this oh put it over there
guards get in here
you have my gratitude doctor
and then you deliver yourself?
i don't know what you can possibly hope to achieve
i warned you this was futile
i hope you said your farewells
if only you had harnessed your boundless energy for a useful purpose
i agree it's a total waste
this one has proven to be a fine pawn
i understand if you don't wish to discuss this in front of your friends
i'll send them on their way and then we can talk openly
impossible to describe with our limited vocabulary
oh shit
if you won't do the right thing for the good of all people
maybe you'll do it for one of them
thanks to you we have everything we need in that regard
you're more than qualified to finish his research yourself
if that's what it takes
you need me
don't struggle honey
don't worry about me
that's my girl
save them for what
is it really that time again?
i'm really not at liberty to say
in the meantime
this is where i get off
they're looking for your car
here come the dropships
right along there and watch your step
get your car in the barn
get your car in the garage
get off the road
incoming dropship
it's a gunship
gunship
park it there
you made it
you idiot walking on the sand brings antlions after you
you there
stop where you are stay on the rocks
no! help!
yeah good idea hold on a sec
patch him up and get him to the back as soon as he's stable
i'll radio ahead to let the next base know you're coming
who's hurt?
well that's that
i couldn't have asked for a finer volunteer
you'll make it through if anyone can
good to know you
you'd better get going
awesome!
alright good you keep right on it
ughghgh
ughhh
feel free to look around
dr. breen
i can't look
careful
be careful!
forget about that thing
get it off me
get down outta sight
i'll come find you
guh
hey hey he's back
i'm getting him outta there
well is he here?
you mean it's working?
for real this time?
i still have nightmares about that cat
i've gotta get back on my shift
but ok
yeah longer if we're lucky
and not a moment too soon
that's what you said last time
i can tell your mit education really pays for itself
i thought you got rid of that pest
there he is
there you are
here we go
get that thing away from me
what's the meaning of this?
who are you?
how did you get in here?
see for yourself
shut it down shut it down
ahhhh
there's a charger on the wall
dear me
well did it work?
excellent!
right you are
speak to you again in a few moments
oh fiddlesticks what now
final sequence
you must get out of here
run!
here my pet
no not up there
interference!
lamarr
heady
is lamarr with him?
lamarr there you are
careful lamarr those are quite fragile
conditions could hardly be more ideal
my goodness
it really is you isn't it?
your talents surpass your loveliness
oh dear
indeed it is
slip in to your suit now
i'm eager to see if your old suit still fits
then where is he?
what is it?
i wish i knew!
go on get going
well man that's good news
i almost gave you guys up for lost
i'll take all the help i can get
aw crap incoming!
so there you see?
it's not all hopeless
there's only one heady
fascinating!
aim for the head
guard yourself well
there you are at last
better than better
yes come to me come
come!
i will end your torment
let me end your torment
yes my children it is i
come to the light i carry come
it is not me you want but the light that shines through me
come to the light
go quickly
hurry while i hold the gate
flee brother
onward to the mines
look out brother behind you
well done brother
stay close to me brother
out of my way
look out
stand aside brother
cover me brother
your assistance brother
over here brother
to me brother
i require your assistance brother
where art thou brother
beware!
careful brother
i am outnumbered
help me brother
i cannot fight them all alone
lend a hand brother
i need help brother
rest my child
i think no worse of thee
may the light of lights be with you
you meant no harm
be free my child
the grave holds nothing worse for you
i remember your true face
so again i am alone
my advice to you is aim for the head
here i have a more suitable gun for you
catch!
come closer
hush
good now keep it close
they come
if you can hold them off i'm almost done here
stand back it's gonna blow
hey it's me open the door
what's the password?
password!
come on in
ok come across
that damn thing haunts me
did you hear a cat just now?
hey come on
let's get going
heeelp
help me!
is somebody up there?
damnit all
hey help me out here
well i'll be damned
and if you see dr. breen tell him i said fuck you
done!
great i'll open this up
so much for stealth we've been spotted
we're surrounded
then let's go
uh oh dropships
hey let us outta here
let us thru!
let us through!
open the gate!
how dare you even mention her
alyx my dear you have your mother's eyes but your father's stubborn nature
it isn't necessary
he's dead
oh my god it's freeman
now what?
oh god
we're done for
i'm ganna be sick
should we bury him here?
what's the use?
what's the point?
this is bad
and things were going so well
don't tell me
please no
if you dare say that's gotta hurt i'll kill you
i had a feeling even he couldn't help us
spread the word
why go on?
well, now what?
well now what?
dibs on the suit
wait a second that's not gordon freeman
he's done this before he'll be ok
somebody take his crowbar
what a way to go
freeman is dead?
that's not freeman is it?
this can't be
he came a long way from black mesa
i thought he was invincible
so much for doctor freeman
so much for our last hope
it's not supposed to end like this
dr. freeman can you hear me? do not go in to the light
what now?
any last words doc?
gotta reload
heads up
take this medkit
here have a medkit
here patch yourself up
hello dr. freeman
i've got my little corner and i'm sticking to it

[Cloud]

thanks
worth the wait
don't struggle honey
don't struggle honey
don't struggle honey
don't struggle honey
ughghgh
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ughghgh
cheer

[coolzeldad]

joygasm

[Mr. Franklin]

hax
hax
hax
hax
hax
hax
hax
hax
hax
etc.

[ursus]

worst_od.wav

[Foofoojack]

You're joking right

If you've ever played Moonbase Alpha you'll understand why is this a horrrrible idea.


"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

"john madden"

"SNAAAAAAAAKE"

"peenispeenispeenispeenis"

[Pilot]

Cool.

[Cake Faice]

Inb4Quakesounds

[Hotgreensoldier]

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

Second thoughts?

You're joking right

If you've ever played Moonbase Alpha you'll understand why is this a horrrrible idea.


"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

"john madden"

"SNAAAAAAAAKE"

"peenispeenispeenispeenis"

He means the voice chat commands from Hl2...Not text-to-speech....Please read the OP ._.

And he prolly implemented something to stop spam.

[Foofoojack]

He means the voice chat commands from Hl2...Not text-to-speech....Please read the OP ._.

You dun tell me whatta do

[Hotgreensoldier]

You dun tell me whatta do

Fien, I'll invade your mind, HA HA I win

[Foofoojack]

Fien, I'll invade your mind, HA HA I win

rgrrhgrhgr

HOLD ME BACK

[Hotgreensoldier]

rgrrhgrhgr

HOLD ME BACK

You're holding yourself back, I commanded you to :>

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[coolzeldad]

What ya guys think :O

[ursus]

What ya guys think :O

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various HLSS griefing sound pack

add this shit