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Offline Devie

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POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« on: July 19, 2011, 07:43:23 PM »
I'll start off..


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wuz good
Stranger: wuz good?
You: yea
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


post as often as you can!

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2011, 01:23:22 AM »
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You: Sup
Stranger: Hey!:D
Stranger: damn u winm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, I keep getting this Technical Error.
Any idea how to fix it?
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2011, 07:27:10 AM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [ sexy omegle [dot] com ]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wait, what?!?!
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2011, 09:35:40 AM »
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You: The Game
Stranger: hey(: asl

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: want some candy

You: I have some in my van

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'm m

You: HIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN BBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

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Stranger: hi asl



You: hello

You: would you like some mudkipz in your icecream?

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You: i have candy

You: in

You: my

You: van

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You: hello

Stranger: 24m

You: would you like to see my...

You: HIIDDDDEEENN BLLLAAAAADDDEEEEEE

Stranger: u m/f?

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Stranger: hai

Stranger: m or f?|

You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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Stranger: helo

You: you spelled hello wrong

Stranger: fuck off

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« Last Edit: July 20, 2011, 09:58:23 AM by Wafflepiezz »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 02:26:53 PM »
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You: m/f?
Stranger: CAMERON!
You: uh
You: what
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THATS MY REAL LIFE NAME
WHAT TEH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 02:43:13 PM »
Quote from: Foofoojack on July 20, 2011, 02:26:53 PM
THATS MY REAL LIFE NAME
WHAT TEH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i don't think m/f means what is your name.....
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM »
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Stranger: hi
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined, want it?
You: Trading
Stranger: for what?
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined
Stranger: i like dudes
You: Cmon, I'm a fucking demopan
You: Male/female
You: Scotland
Stranger: both
You: Now do you accept?
You: Yes.
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined
You: Fine, a eyelander and a refined
Stranger: i like goatse porn
You: How about that?
You: Faxking magnets
You: Fine, 8 scrap metal and a direct hit.
Stranger: wana by my ritz crackers?
Stranger: only 2 shillings
You: Do you have a ubersaw on you?
Stranger: ya i do
Stranger: need it?
You: I'll give ya 3 scrap metal for it.
Stranger: 4
You: Hmm
You: Fine

....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
8 weapons for 1?
Bad deal, my friend, bad deal.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2011, 02:58:15 PM »
Quote from: cogsandspigots on July 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
8 weapons for 1?
Bad deal, my friend, bad deal.

I'm REALLY good with the ubersaw and I was very desperate :P

But, of course, you know that this was just a joke xD
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2011, 03:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DID YOU ACTUALLY BUY AN UBERSAW FOR OVER 1 REC?
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2011, 03:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:08:03 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DID YOU ACTUALLY BUY AN UBERSAW FOR OVER 1 REC?

....You're joking, right?

....Right?
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2011, 03:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Carp on July 20, 2011, 02:43:13 PM
i don't think m/f means what is your name.....

I know, the person just randomly yelled my name
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2011, 03:29:18 PM »
I'm staying away from Omegle because one of the partners wanted to take a massive dump in my mouth and mixed it around with an eggbeater until his "batter" was ready to be baked.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2011, 03:29:28 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Selling vintage Ubersaw for 2 scrap.

Stranger: HEY!

You: What?

Stranger: :-) hi

You: You like the offer?

Stranger: whats up, you always use omegle to find horny girls online lol? pig! :P

You: No, I'm looking to sell my weapons for scrap metal.

You: Selling vintage Ubersaw for 2 scrap.

Stranger: hehe, well...i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;-)

Stranger: yea i have a fetish for being on camera, but omegle's video chat is monitor'd and i can't do dirty stuff on there haha :P

You: I also have a Direct Hit I want to sell.

Stranger: 24/f/Houston

You: But I'm looking for a Boston Basher, do you have one?

You: What about a Sydney Sleeper?

You: You have one?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wow, they still kept pushing the horny girl act even when it was being completely ignored.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2011, 03:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
....You're joking, right?

....Right?
Uh, no.
I can't tell if you were joking or not... Tell me you were.
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