I could give my money to couple people that needs stuff

[Tiger Guy]

no one at all. and what you mean by kill is.. seriously beating the fuck out of it, cutting it in half, pouring vinegar in it, setting it on fire and pouring the ashes down the drain and fishes eat it and poop it.

Literally makes jokes into fish poop.

Well when everyone makes a joke about it, its A-OK. When I make a joke around it, everybody goes apeshit over it.

[Devie]

Well when everyone makes a joke about it, its A-OK. When I make a joke around it, everybody goes apeshit over it.

i wasnt just talking about you alone.
I agreed with jman that nobody at all.

I don't recall having your name anywhere in my previous posts ........... lol

[·UηİŦ··]

It would be awesome if

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$1100
A TV
A Chair
1983 DeLorean
Jet Engine
Racing Gloves
Life Insurance
7 pairs of Parachute Pants
Lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper
A gun
1000 pounds of Petroleum Jelly
An Iphone 10g
Sunglasses
9 henchmen with specific skills
Some black flags
A Boat
A House
A Watch
A Gient Tablet-canvas
Have someone replace all my teeth with Diamonds so I can eat bricks and never worry about brushing my teeth

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I wonder if when Kanye West dies, some crazy ass fan (If he still has fans like he did olol) or someone is going to cause dramashit cause dere going to yank his grille out wen heded

Some ICBM codes
A SUV filled with batteries
A bunch of rabbits

A Bunch of Rabbits 

Several priceless gems stored in a room with a 19m vault filled with more useless gems that do nothing
A case of Plutonium
A Nuclear Warhead with a shark on it
A robot
A robot
Another robot (I go through robots fast  )

Lifetime supply of Candy
Lifetime supply of favours
Free Internet
A Giant Cinema Theatre that can seat 300 but only one person ever sits in there
"How not to tl;dr and keep it that way"
Some other ridiculous shit
And a large pizza with a diameter of 187cm, with everything on it.

but

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In all honesty I could use $8,100.
And maybe some gifted games.
Because I've seen the future   and I can't afford it... also because there's a lot of shit happening and tl;dr it would cheer me up :>
And that Pizza sounds fucking delicious.

[Boardtech]

;o Wings of Prey IL-2 Sturmovik: 1946 $10 on steam

[ursus]

actually photo

have a heart

buy tech new yomocorp non-australian internet

[Juan_Ambriz]

I wooould loove any Source engine game lol
Like CSS

[Supertoaster]

Please buy me css so I can play TTT

[Hitman]

Minecrap

[Blueboygamer]

TF2 & Gmod. If not both, then just TF2.
I don't have credit/debit card or a other way of buying them, and my mom doesn't trust buying things online with a credit card. 

[Yellow Killer]

My Birthday is coming up so can you gift me l4d and/or l4d2 please as a bday gift?

[Apie2]

Buy me a my little pony figurines.
GONNA CATCH THEM ALL. 
Lol.

[[Valor]iPounce]

Photo, i need css to complete my maps and practice css, so i'll appreciate if you gift me or not.

Thank you

[Sabb]

You do all realize that Photo doesn't have 9001 million dollars right?

[Hotgreensoldier]

He actually used his extra money on something for himself now...CSS and some other thing, thanks for the dissapointment dood.