Wake up naked

[Wafflepiezz]

Well he'll be nomming on his cables and I would be nomming on my waffles...all good

[This Toast]

Eat toast cock!

[·UηİŦ··]

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Shame.

I have another Genetic Dysfunction.
The Doctors call it Painfully Evident Neural Incompetence Syndrome.
It means I'm unable to make bold decisions upon impulse.

Especially when naked 

Eat toast cock!

The thing about this is:
Butter
Burnt Toast
The fact that Toast is a loaf of Bread
And possibly Jam and/or Peanut Butter.

I'm not too thrilled about this well-balanced Breakfast.

I'm sure there's another way to get my Daily Servings of Wheat Products .____.

[ٶȻhriʂ]

i would wake up  while looking at the other side of the room
then turn around and...*Heart attack*

[Deacon]

answer to all:
Spoon
(thisishappeningcometotermswithit)

[blαh2355]

I feel molested :3

[» Magic «]

fucking run

[John]

I would throw up on his face then get out of bed then walk away. Because I can.

Soo romantic

OT:
Hello magic

I wouldn't mind being raped

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[Dale Feles]

I'd replace john with john lennon

[Wafflepiezz]

Why is there a naked pony in my---

[Apie2]

Food =D nom nom nom.

[cogsandspigots]

A pie. Nom nom no- wait. THAT'S A HUMAN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[blαh2355]

Stand down Tybalt!

[ursus]

Stand down Tybalt!

BUT ROMEO SLEW TYBALT!

[blαh2355]

BUT ROMEO SLEW TYBALT!

But they were fighting in the beginning.