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Title: Wake up naked
Post by: Devie on June 02, 2011, 03:47:52 PM
The game is pretty simple!



What would you do/say if you woke up naked next to the person who posted before you!
GOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGO


What lucky guy gets meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cake Faice on June 02, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
You'd probably scream and through a heavy object at my face and run-out the door screaming and phoning for help.

I hope sabbath gets the next post.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2011, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on June 02, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
You'd probably scream and through a heavy object at my face and run-out the door screaming and phoning for help.

I hope sabbath gets the next post.
I was going to post but then...
Oh wait...

Pull out my cockblock gear and stay still, in hopes he won't see me.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Peetah on June 02, 2011, 04:21:51 PM
Wakes up naked. Oh yeh
Sees long hair, a woman. OHH YEHHHH.
Turns face over. OH GAWWWWD.

I would jump out the window.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 02, 2011, 04:58:01 PM
Run away because the Mounties will be after me for fucking a beaver.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 02, 2011, 05:01:12 PM
I would probably freak the fuck out and try to leave unnoticed.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Alphaggot on June 02, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
I'd walk out of bed and do my normal routine.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 02, 2011, 05:11:48 PM
I'd be like, ummm, I'll just teleport home now *pop*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cable on June 02, 2011, 05:26:43 PM
I'd look you in the eyes and start rubbing my nipples,
In hope for making you fall unconscious with my sexyness.
I would then leave the room casually.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: SMasters on June 02, 2011, 05:32:45 PM
I'd call the dream police.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 02, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
CARESS
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Peter on June 02, 2011, 04:21:51 PM
Wakes up naked. Oh yeh
Sees long hair, a woman. OHH YEHHHH.
Turns face over. OH GAWWWWD.

I would jump out the window.
Lmao.
Don't struggle honey.


I would have to throw him out the window and burn the bed I woke in.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Deacon on June 02, 2011, 06:04:20 PM
nothing.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Deacon on June 02, 2011, 06:04:20 PM
nothing.
Is this good or bad?

Everything.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 02, 2011, 06:08:30 PM
"You can go now."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 02, 2011, 07:25:10 PM
wake up tiredly..
minecraft?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 02, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Throw waffles at you and make you eat them with Toast.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hitman on June 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 02, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Throw waffles at you and make you eat them with Toast.
"Eats you."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 02, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
get myself tested

somebody could've hired you to kill me with std!!11!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Mr. Franklin on June 02, 2011, 08:59:54 PM
look at the dead body and see my bloody hands and think "man, did i kill this person?"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Supertoaster on June 02, 2011, 09:06:21 PM
I would play with their hair silently while smiling.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 02, 2011, 09:26:26 PM
I would go for another round while Friday plays in the background.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 02, 2011, 11:01:50 PM
I'd get my floppy ready and prepare the disk drive

 :[ / | \ ]
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 02, 2011, 11:12:08 PM
I CAME

would creep closer and closer
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 03, 2011, 03:41:09 AM
i would just throw you out of bed and then go back to sleep like nothing happened



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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: » Magic « on June 03, 2011, 04:07:19 AM
Shout 'oh WTF man get dressed I ain't gay' then walk Out
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 03, 2011, 07:42:52 AM
get "warm"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 03, 2011, 09:15:37 AM
my face would become areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg for a few minutes

then i would just shoot you with an airsoft gun for shits and giggles
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on June 03, 2011, 09:42:12 AM
I would look at my side to see someone looking to the other side of the room, and not even making sure it is a women i would look at my penis and say in my mind: GOOD JOB!.

Then i would look again to see how it is the fac... OMFG ITS GAMEFREAK

After yelling that out of my lungs and with gamefreak awake i would ask: erm... who did the man part yesterday?

... BOTH  :trollface:


:wtfface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 03, 2011, 01:49:27 PM
What ho good Mercutio?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 03, 2011, 02:06:19 PM
Quote from: Benvolio on June 03, 2011, 01:49:27 PM
What ho good Mercutio?

A bawd! A bawd! I have found it out!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 03, 2011, 02:21:13 PM
I stab you.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 03, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
Quote from: Tybalt on June 03, 2011, 02:21:13 PM
I stab you.
I call the Chief Watchman. O:-)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 03, 2011, 03:03:51 PM
Quote from: Benvolio on June 03, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
I call the Chief Watchman. O:-)

I fucking kill you for overusing pootis in completely irrelevant threads...

Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 03, 2011, 03:06:55 PM
Quote from: Justin on June 03, 2011, 03:03:51 PM
I fucking kill you for overusing pootis in completely irrelevant threads...
:3 That's very nice
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 04, 2011, 09:11:38 PM
I look you dead in the eye while stabbing Mercutio.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 04, 2011, 09:20:15 PM
I'd look at you in disgust, walk into the bathroom, come out, and murder you.

And then, leave nonchalantly.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 04, 2011, 10:04:45 PM
Gamefreak... pants off dance off.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: Justin on June 04, 2011, 10:04:45 PM
Gamefreak... pants off dance off.

Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI#ws)

overused?

no.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 05, 2011, 01:10:15 AM
I would want to get away

But I'm just a potato
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Frank on June 05, 2011, 01:15:41 AM
I'd persuade him to make me Super Owner.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: John on June 05, 2011, 01:57:53 AM
I would then proceed to persuade you for co-super owner
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Mr. Franklin on June 05, 2011, 12:14:15 PM
I would throw up on his face then get out of bed then walk away. Because I can.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 05, 2011, 12:20:44 PM
wake up with eyes closed touch around then suddendly touche an awkward spot then..."Huh? *touche touche touche* *eyes open*  HOLY SHI-The End
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 05, 2011, 12:24:00 PM
...I would get up and leave.

And hope to god nothing happened.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Alphaggot on June 05, 2011, 01:02:35 PM
Sleep.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 05, 2011, 01:10:38 PM
I'd tap dat.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 05, 2011, 05:57:38 PM
... underage kinkiness?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 05, 2011, 06:41:01 PM
"Uh, Romeo, we can explain."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Rocket50 on June 05, 2011, 06:58:28 PM
"Why, hello there big boy."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 05, 2011, 07:01:02 PM
I hope you like sausage and bagels
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Rocket50 on June 05, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
(http://skulshockcommunity.com/home/media/kunena/attachments/590/Good_morning_son.jpg)

 :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Alphaggot on June 05, 2011, 07:09:11 PM
Looks like a fucking Santa.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 05, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean you have to post my picture everywhere on the internet >o

At least breakfast was in private

:trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 05, 2011, 07:12:50 PM
Tell you you now have syphinorrhemydia and only I have the cure BUT you have to make me admin.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 05, 2011, 07:16:09 PM
(http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/pedo_bear21.jpg)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 05, 2011, 07:18:47 PM
Waking up next to coolz, you say?

Well then, get thy bagels and let us feast like kings!


EDIT: I posted this before you mercutio but i lost internet so it said while you were typing new reply posted. So my response is to coolz.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Devie on June 05, 2011, 09:24:30 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on June 05, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean you have to post my picture everywhere on the internet >o

At least breakfast was in private

:trollface:

LOLLOLOLL
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 05, 2011, 09:34:01 PM
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Anywho, by such nature, this wouldn't be my fault. Tis be your doing.

Most likely I would simply get dressed and pretend it didn't happen.

Assuming anything happened.

Which I'm 100% sure it didn't.

Moving on.

Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cable on June 05, 2011, 10:03:57 PM
Quote from: Friar John on June 05, 2011, 09:34:01 PM
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Anywho, by such nature, this wouldn't be my fault. Tis be your doing.

Most likely I would simply get dressed and pretend it didn't happen.

Assuming anything happened.

Which I'm 100% sure it didn't.

Moving on.
Wtf.
THATS what you would do if you were naked next to devie?

Shame.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 05, 2011, 10:19:33 PM
Well he'll be nomming on his cables and I would be nomming on my waffles...all good
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: This Toast on June 05, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Eat toast cock! :D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 05, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
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Quote from: This Toast on June 05, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Eat toast cock! :D

The thing about this is:
Butter
Burnt Toast
The fact that Toast is a loaf of Bread
And possibly Jam and/or Peanut Butter.

I'm not too thrilled about this well-balanced Breakfast.

I'm sure there's another way to get my Daily Servings of Wheat Products .____.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 06, 2011, 03:36:33 AM
i would wake up  while looking at the other side of the room
then turn around and...*Heart attack*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Deacon on June 06, 2011, 06:57:05 AM
answer to all:
Spoon
(thisishappeningcometotermswithit)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 06, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
I feel molested :3
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: » Magic « on June 06, 2011, 08:43:43 AM
fucking run
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: John on June 06, 2011, 11:17:36 AM
Quote from: Lord Montague on June 05, 2011, 12:14:15 PM
I would throw up on his face then get out of bed then walk away. Because I can.
Soo romantic

OT:
Hello magic
Quote from: » Magic « on April 20, 2011, 04:11:03 AM
I wouldn't mind being raped




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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Dale Feles on June 06, 2011, 11:57:08 AM
I'd replace john with john lennon
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 06, 2011, 04:29:38 PM
Why is there a naked pony in my---
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on June 07, 2011, 09:02:54 AM
Food =D nom nom nom.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 07, 2011, 09:18:27 AM
A pie. Nom nom no- wait. THAT'S A HUMAN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 07, 2011, 10:05:31 AM
Stand down Tybalt!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on June 07, 2011, 10:07:30 AM
Quote from: Benvolio on June 07, 2011, 10:05:31 AM
Stand down Tybalt!

BUT ROMEO SLEW TYBALT!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 07, 2011, 10:12:05 AM
Quote from: hello my name is gamefreak on June 07, 2011, 10:07:30 AM
BUT ROMEO SLEW TYBALT!
But they were fighting in the beginning.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 07, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
Nice ban button may I press i---
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 07, 2011, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 07, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
Nice ban button may I press i---
Nice cream pie you got there :ghost: :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 07, 2011, 06:09:57 PM
O_O
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Seb on June 07, 2011, 08:56:41 PM
Tell you to stop spamming the thread, then walk out and an hero via syphilis.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Devie on June 07, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
hit it with a pot.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 07, 2011, 09:36:56 PM
Call the police and report statutory rape. Who's up for seconds? :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 07, 2011, 09:56:14 PM
QUICK! HEID TEH LOTAIONS
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 08, 2011, 12:23:24 AM
Quote from: Justin on June 07, 2011, 09:36:56 PM
Call the police and report statutory rape. Who's up for seconds? :trollface:

I'll bring the bagels
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cheesicle on June 08, 2011, 05:44:47 AM
Quote from: coolzeldad on June 08, 2011, 12:23:24 AM
I'll bring the bagels

FAP
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 08, 2011, 09:56:28 AM
Oh hey asian buddy and how are yo- owait wtf is this shit.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on June 08, 2011, 11:49:05 AM
bye
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 09, 2011, 01:36:38 PM
OMG
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 09, 2011, 02:58:36 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 09, 2011, 01:36:38 PM
OMG

The internet:
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So:
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Edit:
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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: noisymanray on June 15, 2011, 12:30:09 PM
"Let's do it some more.  Wait a minute, your a boy."
Screams then runs away.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 15, 2011, 12:33:46 PM
get "warm"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 15, 2011, 03:29:05 PM
hit the passenger ejector button
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 15, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
hit the "eject admin" button
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 15, 2011, 09:52:51 PM
Remembers his name and does this:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcf8rsVwbg1qc5b6y.gif)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 15, 2011, 10:12:56 PM
Hey Hotgreen, I have a surprise
ehehehehehehheheeheh >8D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 15, 2011, 10:17:56 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 15, 2011, 10:12:56 PM
Hey Hotgreen, I have a surprise
ehehehehehehheheeheh >8D

OHH GOODDDDDDDDDDD

Anyways, slaps him with a pancake and walks out of the room
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 16, 2011, 04:11:36 AM
the momment you wake up you realize
NIGGA STOLE YO BIKE Then i run away with your bike
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 16, 2011, 02:56:25 PM
Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :) on June 16, 2011, 04:11:36 AM
the momment you wake up you realize
NIGGA STOLE YO BIKE Then i run away with your bike

...

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE.

NOW I GOTTA USE PULIC- NIGGA STOLE MY WALLET.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 19, 2011, 05:03:19 PM
I would feel Alot of pain for sleeping with a robot
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 19, 2011, 08:16:20 PM
Beat the SHIT out of him
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Rocket50 on June 19, 2011, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on June 19, 2011, 08:16:20 PM
Beat the SHIT out of him

Why, hello there black man. Today, Imma use the lube, k?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 19, 2011, 08:21:53 PM
I'm okay with this
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 19, 2011, 08:45:05 PM
You got a nice shower back there.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Devie on June 19, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
"Are you ready to fuck me?



















lol jk don't move or I'll shoot"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Rocket50 on June 19, 2011, 09:41:20 PM
Ohi. Ready to shoot part two of Devie's porno?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 20, 2011, 08:13:02 AM
Oh god, what did i do last night...
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 20, 2011, 09:44:40 AM
i would punch you and GTFO while screaming "WTF!?"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 20, 2011, 01:10:55 PM
Pour a bucket of ice water on you.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 20, 2011, 01:26:07 PM
I would get out of bed without waking you up, get a pot, and hear the funny CLANG of it hitting your head.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 20, 2011, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 20, 2011, 01:26:07 PM
I would get out of bed without waking you up, get a pot, and hear the funny CLANG of it hitting your head.
Wanna "play" TTT? :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 20, 2011, 02:16:45 PM
get "close"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: yoshi on June 20, 2011, 02:25:18 PM
get "away"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 20, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
get "warm"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 20, 2011, 03:08:30 PM
get "surprise"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 20, 2011, 04:01:56 PM
get "the fuck out"
Seriously.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2011, 04:04:16 PM
Quote from: Sabb on June 20, 2011, 04:01:56 PM
get "the fuck out"
Seriously.

mmmmmm bebie i'm ready.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 20, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
Quote from: Sabb on June 20, 2011, 04:01:56 PM
get "the fuck out"
Seriously.
D:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 20, 2011, 04:46:44 PM
..so what's for breakfas.. oh hi :)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Deacon on June 20, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
spoonspoonspoonspoon
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: coolzeldad on June 20, 2011, 04:52:19 PM
nah i'll need a fork for that thanks :3
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2011, 05:10:12 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on June 20, 2011, 04:52:19 PM
nah i'll need a fork for that thanks :3

>wake up next to coolz

MEN, READY THE DDOS.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 20, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
 Become amazed at how sideways your penis is.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 20, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
Goes into a hallway behind a corner and pulls out a stick of dynamite.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 20, 2011, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 20, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
Goes into a hallway behind a corner and pulls out a stick of dynamite.
OHEUHEU I SEE WAHT YOU DID THUR

...

Get up and post my life scarring experience.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 20, 2011, 06:21:47 PM
sex time
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 20, 2011, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Sabb on June 20, 2011, 06:07:19 PM
OHEUHEU I SEE WAHT YOU DID THUR

...

Get up and post my life scaring experience.

Got scared cuz mah knife is teww beeg.

Jump out the window and flying away yelling "IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 20, 2011, 08:44:40 PM
*Notices you're next to me*
(http://www.fybertech.com/4get/13026588912427.jpg)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 20, 2011, 09:48:54 PM
Put you in an iron maiden. (for you less informed people, google it)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 20, 2011, 09:53:12 PM
LETS GO RACING
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 20, 2011, 10:14:34 PM
After you are in the iron maiden, I light a fire under it before you die.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 20, 2011, 11:23:13 PM
Heys cogs
I have a surprise.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 21, 2011, 12:06:25 AM
I'm calling the cops
RAPE IS STILL ILLEGAL
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 21, 2011, 03:23:23 AM
pull out my di...
i mean pull out my knife
and stab you
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 21, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
Quote from: Peanut Butter on June 20, 2011, 08:44:40 PM
*Notices you're next to me*
(http://www.fybertech.com/4get/13026588912427.jpg)

GOOD GOD MANNN.

Takes a knife and stabs you 9001 times, harvests your organs, grind them up, make some cookies with teh organ stuffz, and lure innocent little children to my van with them >:D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 21, 2011, 10:13:07 AM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 21, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
GOOD GOD MANNN.

Takes a knife and stabs you 9001 times, harvests your organs, grinds them up, make some cookies with teh organ stuffz, and lure innocent little children to my van with them >:D

So essentially you're like a Black Widow...  :trollface:

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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 21, 2011, 10:24:18 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 21, 2011, 10:13:07 AM
So essentially you're like a Black Widow...  :trollface:

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:knife: :trollface: You are dead, cause you're Francis
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 21, 2011, 11:35:00 AM
Make another batch of cookies using Unit's soylent recipe.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 21, 2011, 12:00:00 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 21, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
GOOD GOD MANNN.

Takes a knife and stabs you 9001 times, harvests your organs, grind them up, make some cookies with teh organ stuffz, and lure innocent little children to my van with them >:D
and then grill their heart's and use their blood as sauce
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 21, 2011, 01:39:37 PM
Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :) on June 21, 2011, 12:00:00 PM
and then grill their heart's and use their blood as sauce
Oh god, you guys. That is just horrible.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 21, 2011, 02:27:05 PM
Quote from: Peanut Butter on June 21, 2011, 01:39:37 PM
Oh god, you guys. That is just horrible.

At least they're not using Peanut Butter  :trollface:


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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 21, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 21, 2011, 02:27:05 PM
At least they're not using Peanut Butter  :trollface:


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peanut butter can kill you.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 21, 2011, 02:41:54 PM
Quote from: Peanut Butter on June 21, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
peanut butter can kill you.

But I'm not allergic to nut-

oh.

Okay I'll just stop there.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 21, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: Rebecca Black on June 21, 2011, 01:39:37 PM
Oh god, you guys. That is just horrible.
you make it for someone.
you make someone eat your heart
its a sign of love :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Myppl9 on June 21, 2011, 03:40:51 PM
Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :) on June 21, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
you make it for someone.
you make someone eat your heart
its a sign of love :trollface:
so is a praying mantis eating her husbands head
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 21, 2011, 05:11:12 PM
ZING x2


Or were you being srsfaic about carnivorous bugs and arachnids  :(
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on June 21, 2011, 05:58:13 PM
get back on topic
god damnit








no
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Supertoaster on June 21, 2011, 07:46:56 PM
I would scream, run to the nearest hospital and be checked for aids
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 21, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Who is dis I don't even---
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 21, 2011, 08:27:22 PM
omnomnomnom
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 22, 2011, 09:29:34 AM
Y U DO DIS?????
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 22, 2011, 09:33:43 AM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 22, 2011, 09:29:34 AM
Y IS U DO DIS!?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ItchyDani3l on June 22, 2011, 10:21:31 AM
^Who the fack is this.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 22, 2011, 11:45:29 AM
^^ItchyDaniel....HELL NO I AINT SCRATCHING YOU *flys away on a giant banana*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 22, 2011, 12:27:25 PM
get "closer"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 22, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
Hello big boy. You got a purdy mouth.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 22, 2011, 01:48:26 PM
get "farfar away"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 22, 2011, 10:58:57 PM
Take advantage

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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cheesicle on June 23, 2011, 12:31:04 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 22, 2011, 10:58:57 PM
about something big, long and scary

Why you dreaming about my pingaz
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 23, 2011, 03:43:51 AM
get away from me!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on June 23, 2011, 04:47:10 AM
Give him pie.
And walk away.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 23, 2011, 05:54:49 AM
oh look apie!
nomnomnom

    -The end
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 23, 2011, 09:39:57 AM
HIDDEN BLADE.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cheesicle on June 23, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 23, 2011, 09:39:57 AM
HIDDEN BLADE.

*Pour Maple Syrup*

Nom nom
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 09:55:40 AM
Calls you a moron and then eats a potatoe
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cheesicle on June 23, 2011, 09:57:10 AM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 09:55:40 AM
Calls you a moron and then eats a potatoe

BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU WITH THE CROWBAR IN YOUR AVATAR
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Traps you inside the circle in my avatar...Waitwut
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 23, 2011, 12:11:11 PM
das hot
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 23, 2011, 12:28:59 PM
is your body ready?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 12:32:27 PM
Quote from: Nope on June 23, 2011, 12:11:11 PM
das hot

D: Why does everyone keep saying stuff like thatttt????!!?!one

*Takes out one of my original orange smoke bombs, throws it down, and runs away.*
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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 23, 2011, 12:35:13 PM
das hot
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 12:56:45 PM
Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :D on June 23, 2011, 12:35:13 PM
das hot

*splodes you*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 23, 2011, 02:56:03 PM
HIDDEN BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on June 23, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
do we have any condoms left?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 24, 2011, 08:24:18 AM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 23, 2011, 12:32:27 PM
D: Why does everyone keep saying stuff like thatttt????!!?!one

*Takes out one of my original orange smoke bombs, throws it down, and runs away.*
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cause of ur name :D

Quote from: memo3300 on June 23, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
do we have any condoms left?
do you have a plane ticket for me to Peru?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 24, 2011, 09:50:23 AM
Quote from: Nope on June 24, 2011, 08:24:18 AM
do you have a plane ticket for me to Peru?  >:D

*Wakes up in tub full of ice*
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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Sabb on June 24, 2011, 09:55:44 AM
Quote from: memo3300 on June 23, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
do we have any condoms left?
Wouldn't want to impregnate waffle?


I would oil up.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Moo on June 24, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
would touch my dickbutt
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 24, 2011, 10:36:52 AM
Will it blend
-Pulls out blender-
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Cake Faice on June 24, 2011, 10:37:23 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhfngnii4t1qbjlqlo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Peetah on June 24, 2011, 10:40:04 AM
Awww yeh sausage feast.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 24, 2011, 10:52:04 AM
"Err....No thanks...I don't go that way....The beaver way....@_@"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Peetah on June 24, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 24, 2011, 10:52:04 AM
"Err....No thanks...I don't go that way....The beaver way....@_@"
Dun worry, I only bite on wood. LOL
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 24, 2011, 11:16:09 AM
Quote from: Peetah on June 24, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
Dun worry, I only bite on wood. LOL

O_O I think i'm going to go go now....*walks out of the room with your wallet*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 24, 2011, 01:33:41 PM
Do nothing at all

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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 24, 2011, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 24, 2011, 01:33:41 PM
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see what you did there
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on June 25, 2011, 07:01:20 AM
*plays music*  oooooooo you touch my talala, mmmmm my ding ding dong
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 25, 2011, 07:11:47 AM
so i guess your body is ready
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 25, 2011, 11:02:09 AM
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN BLAAAAADDDEEEE
- :knife: -
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 25, 2011, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 25, 2011, 11:02:09 AM
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN BLAAAAADDDEEEE
- :knife: -

INVENTORY GET!
:knife: (+1)
:goldensword: (-1)
:quakemedallion: (+3)
:sleep: (-100)
:magicpowder: (-1)
:money: (-50)

0 EXP GAINED.

1 EXP TO LVL2!
 
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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Castle on July 12, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Jump out of the window and yell "I LUV TROLLFACE!"  :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 12, 2011, 09:08:27 AM
...WHO IZ YOU???

-THRROOOOWWWINNNGGG KNIIIIFFFEEEE-
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on July 12, 2011, 09:29:06 AM
Go to the kitchen, come back and give him pie. :D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ursus on July 12, 2011, 09:55:49 AM
(http://urie.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/riley.jpg)

y'all niggas are gay
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 12, 2011, 10:01:11 AM
So....I heard you leik Waffles? ;D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: !DeeB! on July 12, 2011, 10:45:10 AM
Get maple syrup and ice cream all over him.          <- breakfast
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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Tomcat on July 12, 2011, 06:29:34 PM
Quote from: !DeeB! on July 12, 2011, 10:45:10 AM
Get maple syrup and ice cream all over him.          <- breakfast
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>him
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 12, 2011, 08:01:24 PM
IT'S A MARIO!!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on July 13, 2011, 02:34:30 AM
IT'S LUIGI.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 13, 2011, 09:46:50 AM
IT'S A...Monkey....I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS *throws a mattress at you*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on July 13, 2011, 09:55:06 AM
YOU! I thought I already killed raped you! oh well, sexy time again :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Saetik on July 13, 2011, 10:15:56 AM
Ready for round two?

Pull out my deagle and blow my brains out.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Supertoaster on July 13, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Have passionate sex then fall asleep again
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 14, 2011, 08:58:26 AM
...c:<
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on July 14, 2011, 12:47:57 PM
Tell him a story about rainbow ponies.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 14, 2011, 01:05:05 PM
Om nom nom om nom.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on July 28, 2011, 11:51:18 AM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on July 14, 2011, 01:05:05 PM
Om nom nom om nom.
don't taze me bro
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Apie2 on July 28, 2011, 12:57:20 PM
Quote from: blah2355 on July 28, 2011, 11:51:18 AM
don't taze me bro
Don't tast me bro.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on July 28, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Apie2 on July 28, 2011, 12:57:20 PM
Don't taste me bro.
fix'd

mmm pie
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 28, 2011, 07:39:59 PM
Your name is exactly what I said when I woke up.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 28, 2011, 07:45:13 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 28, 2011, 07:39:59 PM
Your name is exactly what I said when I woke up.
Hotgreensoylent.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on July 28, 2011, 10:35:41 PM
i have seen biggers.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 29, 2011, 10:17:59 AM
I have seen strongers.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on July 29, 2011, 11:06:12 AM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on July 29, 2011, 10:17:59 AM
I have seen strongers.
I have seen fasters
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 29, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on July 28, 2011, 10:35:41 PM
i have seen biggers.
Where?!?!?!
or more importantly WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ontopic:
Promise you won't bleed on me and I'll kill you quickly.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on July 29, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on July 29, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
Where?!?!?!
or more importantly WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

in my pants, and because i needed to look down there to pee.

 :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Bullet Freeman on August 05, 2011, 08:39:13 AM
Oh, i never slept better in m......WHO THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! GET THE FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HELL NO FUCK! FUCK!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 05, 2011, 09:12:57 AM
I am Waffle cupcake
And I will eat you.

: D
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on August 05, 2011, 09:32:41 AM
This =/= Breakfast in Bed.

THIS HOTEL IS FULL OF LIES.

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Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Roach :3 on August 05, 2011, 10:57:10 AM
Looks at him and thinks <who the fuck is he talking to>.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on August 05, 2011, 08:18:00 PM
want a quicky or lets just play zs on the laptops?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 05, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
I have seen fasters.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on August 05, 2011, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on August 05, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
I have seen fasters.


sorry but i have to ask this, with fasters you mean how quickly i JIZZ or how quiclky i move? because i actually felt good when you said that.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on August 05, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
this is just getting retarded
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on August 05, 2011, 09:20:18 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on August 05, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
this is just getting retarded

"Why does it feel like I have a rubber chicken up my- OHGOD"
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on August 06, 2011, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on August 05, 2011, 09:20:18 PM
"Why does it feel like I have a rubber chicken up my- OHGOD"
However, foofoojack doesn't give a fuck, period.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Nemisous on November 30, 2011, 05:00:54 PM
"hey there" then give him a Jack Nicholson smile   :trollface:
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on November 30, 2011, 06:25:59 PM
*come out of my house a few hours later with a batch of cupcakes*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Andy on December 01, 2011, 02:47:50 AM
Oh dear God! I knew my drink tasted funny!
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: memo3300 on December 01, 2011, 04:55:44 PM
well, atleast it isn't a sheep like last time...
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 01, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You have received 1 credit for killing a detective.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: yoshi on December 04, 2011, 11:51:04 AM
Did you put Cogs around my dick?
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Nemisous on December 04, 2011, 12:00:59 PM
hmm im off to take a show *starts to limp away*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Jman on December 04, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Derp, fail, and AIDS.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Ἆxule on December 05, 2011, 12:37:47 AM
Take all the blankets and kick you out of bed all while mumbling about something the dream I was having and quickly falling back asleep.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: blαh2355 on December 05, 2011, 07:30:33 PM
*Just thinks of Zelda, just think of Zel-*

Fuck this I'm out.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Captain Communism on December 05, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
"Well, at least he's not erectin' his dispenser anymore..."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Nemisous on December 05, 2011, 08:23:11 PM
*makes mario growing mushroom noise*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on December 11, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
Quote from: Nemisous on December 05, 2011, 08:23:11 PM
*makes mario growing mushroom noise*

Get up, walk to the window, open it casually,  jump out, and pray that it is a couple stories high.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Foofoojack on December 11, 2011, 09:42:23 PM
Quote from: KHMarie12 on December 11, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
Get up, walk to the window, open it casually,  jump out, and pray that it is a couple stories high.
I lol'd.


Greet you in a manly manner, and convince you that we were drinking last night.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Roach :3 on December 12, 2011, 06:58:08 AM
Looks at FooFoo and says "At least he's a porn star, I can make some profit of that."
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on December 12, 2011, 03:26:49 PM
Grab a shoe and take a good old swing at him.

"Stupid roaches..." and fell back to sleep.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 12, 2011, 03:32:27 PM




Put this face on
<--------------------
And see how long it takes for you to scream/run away
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on December 12, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on December 12, 2011, 03:32:27 PM



Put this face on
<--------------------
And see how long it takes for you to scream/run away

*Grabs the reinforced homemade baseball bat next to my bed and smacks the shit out of the pony and proceed to throw into hole made just for an occasion such as this*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 12, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on December 12, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
*Grabs the reinforced homemade baseball bat next to my bed and smacks the shit out of the pony and proceed to throw into hole made just for an occasion such as this*
Man Gets kicked by horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZdr26nEuc#)
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Ἆxule on December 12, 2011, 05:17:28 PM
"You want to play on my flute?"
*raises eyebrows*
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Supertoaster on December 12, 2011, 06:59:10 PM
I'd probably clean up our Zelda Roleplay from earlier and make a nice breakfeast.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 12, 2011, 07:27:40 PM
Ignore you and carry out what my personal text says.
Title: Re: Wake up naked
Post by: Supertoaster on December 12, 2011, 10:33:16 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on December 12, 2011, 07:27:40 PM
Ignore you and carry out what my personal text says.
Rape you again with Link hat.