Shame.
I have another Genetic 
Dysfunction.  
 The Doctors call it 
Painfully Evident Neural Incompetence Syndrome.It means I'm unable to make bold decisions upon impulse.
Especially when naked  

Eat toast cock! 
The thing about this is:
Butter
Burnt Toast
The fact that Toast is a loaf of Bread
And possibly Jam and/or Peanut Butter.
I'm not too thrilled about this well-balanced Breakfast. 
I'm sure there's another way to get my Daily Servings of Wheat Products .____.