Alternate statements:
Is that a
Steak Knife or a
De-boner
Soylent Cookies
sounds healthy...

Where's the
dancing Monkey?

Is it just me or are you
grinding my
liver 
OH GOD MY
SPLEEN is nothing but cookie dough 
I bet I taste
like chicken 
At least now I know I was just an innocent fly

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE
Can I have some Hot Chocolate with those Cookies
Tastes like people 
Why make
cookies when you can
bake cakes 
Do you use
Granola Oil when you bake
But I only have one kidney 
Do
brains count as
orgas
ms- I mean organs

Roll that dough
I think I'm done 
Are your cookies at least chewy 
I like Muffins better 