Dream Recall

[Dale Feles]

I have a method to having wet dreams, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

• Undress FULLY
• Open your window ALL the way
• Think about the dream you want to have
• Remove covers from yourself, let the cold air encase you
• ??
• Profit

One time I did this and had a great dream, let's just say it included buttsecks and a BJ

Won't Pedo bears look through your window...

[Hotgreensoldier]

I usually don't remember dreams when I wake up, but throughout the day as I do stuff, it sometimes triggers the memories like a flashback after amnesia...

This, and also depending on the dream I have, it determines how my day is going to be...I.E. I have a dream in which I fail horrible in something, it means that I will fail on something like a test in real life or some shit..

[Sabb]

I have a method to having wet dreams, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

• Undress FULLY
• Open your window ALL the way
• Think about the dream you want to have
• Remove covers from yourself, let the cold air encase you
• ??
• Profit
• Sister/mom/brother walks in your room
• ?? ?
• Omegaprofit

One time I did this and had a great dream, let's just say it included buttsecks and a BJ

Updated list.

[Foofoojack]

Updated list.

ohgawd what no
I don't always leave my covers off, just sometimes.

Won't Pedo bears look through your window...

I invite them in.

[Supertoaster]

 

THIS

I would like to add I usually get them before I fully fall asleep, like you're just about to fall asleep and then you jump. And for some reason I'm never falling I'm usually on a roller coaster thats heading straight down but there is no track at the bottom of the hill.

[ursus]

I just fucking remembered.

Does anyone have those dreams were everything is black and you can't breath nor talk? No matter how hard you try to open your eyes, you just can't. You only wake up when your short of breath. Fucking hate it when those happen.

That sounds more to me like sleep paralysis than anything.

[Mr. Franklin]

I don't remember my dreams. my dreams remember me i think

[Seb]

My dreams are usually, at least the ones I have, filled with close friends, vidya characters, and ludicrous situations and just utter chaos.

[Wafflepiezz]

The worse nightmare I previously had was a thief hopped in our car, sped up the road for about 5 seconds and crashed into the back of a truck and he died but I dreamt that dream again to make everybody else alive except the thief XD

[Rocket50]

I have a method to having wet dreams, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

• Undress FULLY
• Open your window ALL the way
• Think about the dream you want to have
• Remove covers from yourself, let the cold air encase you
• ??
• Profit

One time I did this and had a great dream, let's just say it included buttsecks and a BJ

So after step 4 during the middle of the night, your parents walk in to the sound of sleeping moans. They open the door and see: A fully undressed FooFooJack sleeping on his bed without covers with a tentpole.

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You know, I'm pretty sure people try to avoid wet dreams, not purposely use methods to have them

[Wafflepiezz]

I have a method to having wet dreams, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

1.Undress FULLY
2.Open your window ALL the way
3.Think about the dream you want to have
4.Remove covers from yourself, let the cold air encase you
5.??
6.Profit
One time I did this and had a great dream, let's just say it included buttsecks and a BJ

Open windows = Vulnerable to ninjas and robbers
Remove covers = Vulnerable to getting jumped on by insects

[Foofoojack]

Open windows = Vulnerable to ninjas and robbers
Remove covers = Vulnerable to getting jumped on by insects

Ninjas and robbers? Man, my penis will come to life at night and knock the shit out of them.
Insects? I was born with insect propelling skin.

[jimonions]

propelling insects?           

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I think you mean repellent

[Deacon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

this happened to me like a year ago
I was freaking the fuck out, trying to call someone, unable to speak. just laying there staring at my tv
unable to move. I was even going to throw something at the wall to get someones attention but i couldn't move my arms

[coolzeldad]

propelling insects?           

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I think you mean repellent

No, here in Aperture Laboratories we do things OUR way.

Yes, insect propellant.. propels insects from your skin! Brilliant stuff here