I was driving home today and suddenly when i turned on the block I lived on I noticed a huge black bag full of cans. So being the investigative guy I am i asked the neighbors. I found out that a "Large Black man" was sleeping in my yard today 15 min before I arrived and then he just dissapeared. . I thought the

broke into my house so i grabed the 22 i keep in the garage and ran in the house. Nothing was stolen but i did notice that where the bag was, was a receipt to wal-mart.
tl;dr A

slept on my lawn.
Btw I ran in the house screaming oooooga booga boga