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So I get home..
« on: May 31, 2011, 01:33:01 PM »
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I was driving home today and suddenly when i turned on the block I lived on I noticed a huge black bag full of cans. So being the investigative guy I am i asked the neighbors. I found out that a "Large Black man" was sleeping in my yard today 15 min before I arrived and then he just dissapeared. . I thought the  O0 broke into my house so i grabed the 22 i keep in the garage and ran in the house. Nothing was stolen but i did notice that where the bag was, was a receipt to wal-mart.

tl;dr  A  O0 slept on my lawn.


Btw I ran in the house screaming oooooga booga boga

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 01:50:48 PM »
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 :omgwtfnegrod:   O0




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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 02:00:25 PM »
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>if your sisters were home


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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 02:58:12 PM »
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That's....Interesting... ???
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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 03:09:11 PM »
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Oh shit. Use the bag of cans to recycle. Get some nickels/money.

Nothing was stolen

Nigga stole my bike

wat
« Last Edit: May 31, 2011, 03:39:52 PM by Gary »



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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 03:39:55 PM »
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If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER
A Man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will.

Will Reed's will will read "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will"

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 03:41:58 PM »
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If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER
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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 03:46:57 PM »
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So.. you found an afro on your lawn

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 03:47:22 PM »
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So.. you found an afro on your lawn
An Asian with an afro?



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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2011, 03:49:34 PM »
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If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER
Or you can use the visualizer to see if he was sitting or standing. Use the binoculars if you don't want to smell it.

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2011, 05:19:12 PM »
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I did

it looks like he shat on the sidewalk and his name is OOGA BOOGA

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 07:28:04 PM »
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man... im sorry tomcat my brother is out of control, OGGA BOOGA just got out of jail so...  O0
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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM »
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So when I get home...

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A Man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will.

Will Reed's will will read "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will"

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2011, 08:33:11 PM »
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So when I get home...

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That sabbath is a spy. The penis isn't sideways enough.

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Re: So I get home..
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2011, 08:40:44 PM »
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LOL .22

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Perhaps a .45 of some sort

or if you're a revolver fan (I am not...but my dad has one of these. holyfucking.45longcolt/.410shotgunshellrevolverbatman)
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