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Title: So I get home..
Post by: Tomcat on May 31, 2011, 01:33:01 PM

I was driving home today and suddenly when i turned on the block I lived on I noticed a huge black bag full of cans. So being the investigative guy I am i asked the neighbors. I found out that a "Large Black man" was sleeping in my yard today 15 min before I arrived and then he just dissapeared. . I thought the  O0 broke into my house so i grabed the 22 i keep in the garage and ran in the house. Nothing was stolen but i did notice that where the bag was, was a receipt to wal-mart.

tl;dr  A  O0 slept on my lawn.


Btw I ran in the house screaming oooooga booga boga

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Dale Feles on May 31, 2011, 01:50:48 PM

 :omgwtfnegrod:   O0

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Cake Faice on May 31, 2011, 02:00:25 PM

>if your sisters were home

(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6436/1296974889046.jpg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on May 31, 2011, 02:58:12 PM

That's....Interesting... ???

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: blαh2355 on May 31, 2011, 03:09:11 PM

Oh shit. Use the bag of cans to recycle. Get some nickels/money.

Quote from: Tomcat on May 31, 2011, 01:33:01 PM

Nothing was stolen

Quote from: Tomcat on May 30, 2011, 09:42:16 PM

Nigga stole my bike

wat

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 03:39:55 PM

If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 31, 2011, 03:41:58 PM

Quote from: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 03:39:55 PM

If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER

Results:ME LIKES DIS! :)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Foofoojack on May 31, 2011, 03:46:57 PM

So.. you found an afro on your lawn

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: blαh2355 on May 31, 2011, 03:47:22 PM

Quote from: Foofoojack on May 31, 2011, 03:46:57 PM

So.. you found an afro on your lawn

An Asian with an afro?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: cogsandspigots on May 31, 2011, 03:49:34 PM

Quote from: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 03:39:55 PM

If you find a pile of shit on your lawn, DNA SCANNER

Or you can use the visualizer to see if he was sitting or standing. Use the binoculars if you don't want to smell it.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Tomcat on May 31, 2011, 05:19:12 PM

I did

it looks like he shat on the sidewalk and his name is OOGA BOOGA

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Mr. Franklin on May 31, 2011, 07:28:04 PM

man... im sorry tomcat my brother is out of control, OGGA BOOGA just got out of jail so...  O0

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM

So when I get home...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5615/yesitwentthere.png)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: cogsandspigots on May 31, 2011, 08:33:11 PM

Quote from: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM

So when I get home...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5615/yesitwentthere.png)

That sabbath is a spy. The penis isn't sideways enough.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Deacon on May 31, 2011, 08:40:44 PM

LOL .22

Tomcat, may I suggest you upgrade personal defense a bit

Perhaps a .45 of some sort

or if you're a revolver fan (I am not...but my dad has one of these. holyfucking.45longcolt/.410shotgunshellrevolverbatman)
a Taurus Judge (http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=670&category=Revolver&toggle=&breadcrumbseries=)
(http://www.taurususa.com/images/imagesMain/4510-3BCT.jpg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Peter Petrelli on May 31, 2011, 11:08:53 PM

Quote from: Foofoojack on May 31, 2011, 03:46:57 PM

So.. you found an afro on your lawn

Damn how did you know it was me..

(http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews33/a%20oldboy%20blu-ray/oldboy%20brd%20IMG_5739.jpg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 01, 2011, 07:42:59 AM

Quote from: Alkaline on May 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM

So when I get home...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5615/yesitwentthere.png)

'
I would say that's a fairly accurate drawing.
But can I wear pigtails?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: » Magic « on June 01, 2011, 12:27:20 PM

guns

who needs em

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Tomcat on June 01, 2011, 03:39:43 PM

Quote from: Deacon on May 31, 2011, 08:40:44 PM

LOL .22

Tomcat, may I suggest you upgrade personal defense a bit

Perhaps a .45 of some sort

or if you're a revolver fan (I am not...but my dad has one of these. holyfucking.45longcolt/.410shotgunshellrevolverbatman)
a Taurus Judge (http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=670&category=Revolver&toggle=&breadcrumbseries=)
(http://www.taurususa.com/images/imagesMain/4510-3BCT.jpg)

I said thats the thing i keep in the garage.

I have a 40 Cal pistol with new sights
 3 12 gauge shot guns.
2 30-06 one is a semi one is a bolt
and one 357 under dads bed

lol

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Supertoaster on June 01, 2011, 04:16:24 PM

I have a plan if I ever get mugged.

I make myself look like a crazy shit.

I will take out a knfie and just start flailing my arms and shit acting like a fucking idiot screaming and shit like some kids with tourettes having a seizure.

hopefully the person will go WTF and just leave. Or I might be overly weird and nice and be like.

"Hello sir! May I take your hat sir? That is such a nice gun! How are you today sir? God bless you sir! May I take your hat sir? How about a refreshment?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 01, 2011, 04:32:16 PM

Okay, am I the only fucking person that A) doesn't have any guns, B) doesn't find it necessary but a waste of money, and C) doesn't find it worth it?
;_;

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 04:58:16 PM

Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 01, 2011, 04:32:16 PM

Okay, am I the only fucking person that A) doesn't have any guns, B) doesn't find it necessary but a waste of money, and C) doesn't find it worth it?
;_;

inb4rape

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: blαh2355 on June 01, 2011, 05:40:26 PM

Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 01, 2011, 04:32:16 PM

Okay, am I the only fucking person that A) doesn't have any guns, B) doesn't find it necessary but a waste of money, and C) doesn't find it worth it?
;_;

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID2944/images/buttons_defenseless.jpg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 01, 2011, 05:54:26 PM

Quote from: Benvolio on June 01, 2011, 05:40:26 PM

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID2944/images/buttons_defenseless.jpg)

What sick man send BEBIE to fight?
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/97/dsc0180m.jpg)
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5251/dsc0181w.jpg)
(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2492/dsc0182ff.jpg)
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9664/dsc0184c.jpg)
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3497/dsc0186sod.jpg)
(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6259/dsc0187e.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Uhyano, I just want to know if it's actually because everyone feels and need for it for their safety or if it's just for bragging rights/show? I mean, I think it would be cool to have a gun, but shit's expensive and I don't see how it's worth it. Not in this area at least, because if it is for safety reasons, no shit ever happens here in Ontario Canada. Very, very minor shit.

Btw, those are some pretty old pictures of my sword collection, but I've stopped adding to it now anyways. I'm considering adding a second dagger onto the one wall to even it out and make it more symmetrical.
I also have more of them.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 06:09:27 PM

Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 01, 2011, 05:54:26 PM

pics

Try fighting a man with a gun with those.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 01, 2011, 06:11:03 PM

Quote from: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 06:09:27 PM

Try fighting a man with a gun with those.

or creeper, or ghast, or skeleton.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 01, 2011, 06:18:57 PM

Quote from: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 06:09:27 PM

Try fighting a man with a gun with those.

Don't worry about it.
I am big man.
Kiss me.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Seb on June 01, 2011, 07:15:31 PM

Quote from: Deacon on May 31, 2011, 08:40:44 PM

LOL .22

Tomcat, may I suggest you upgrade personal defense a bit

Perhaps a .45 of some sort

or if you're a revolver fan (I am not...but my dad has one of these. holyfucking.45longcolt/.410shotgunshellrevolverbatman)
a Taurus Judge (http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=670&category=Revolver&toggle=&breadcrumbseries=)
(http://www.taurususa.com/images/imagesMain/4510-3BCT.jpg)

Another revolver fan!

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on June 01, 2011, 07:47:22 PM

Quote from: Mercutio on June 01, 2011, 07:15:31 PM

Another revolver fan!

How about this bad boy!
(http://cheapcameradigital.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/72_m500_003.jpg)


Smith & Wesson 500 cal magnum (http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/recreation/1277336)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 01, 2011, 08:44:28 PM

Didn't see this comment coming did you? Yes. We use Ninja Moves :D

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Xrain on June 01, 2011, 11:24:57 PM

Quote from: Alex Mason, SOG on June 01, 2011, 07:47:22 PM

How about this bad boy!
(http://cheapcameradigital.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/72_m500_003.jpg)


Smith & Wesson 500 cal magnum (http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/recreation/1277336)

Real men use Atomic Annie

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/VWM240mmAtomicAnnie01.jpg)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Operation_Upshot_test.ogg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Operation_Upshot_test.ogg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Deacon on June 02, 2011, 01:33:38 AM

Quote from: Tomcat on June 01, 2011, 03:39:43 PM

I said thats the thing i keep in the garage.

I have a 40 Cal pistol with new sights
 3 12 gauge shot guns.
2 30-06 one is a semi one is a bolt
and one 357 under dads bed

lol

CCW

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: » Magic « on June 02, 2011, 03:37:23 AM

Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 01, 2011, 04:32:16 PM

Okay, am I the only fucking person that A) doesn't have any guns, B) doesn't find it necessary but a waste of money, and C) doesn't find it worth it?
;_;

no need for it in this country

we're civilized and not always stealing/hitting/killing/raging at each other

/derp

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Deacon on June 02, 2011, 04:12:47 AM

Quote from: James [» Magic «] on June 02, 2011, 03:37:23 AM

no need for it in this country

we're civilized and not always stealing/hitting/killing/raging at each other

/derp

yes well people here either
 -Have no brain
 -are on crack
 -have no morals

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on June 03, 2011, 11:58:30 AM

Quote from: Xrain on June 01, 2011, 11:24:57 PM

Real men use Atomic Annie

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/VWM240mmAtomicAnnie01.jpg)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Operation_Upshot_test.ogg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Operation_Upshot_test.ogg)

oshit

where2buy?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Osme on June 03, 2011, 12:15:14 PM

Quote from: Alex Mason, SOG on June 03, 2011, 11:58:30 AM

oshit

where2buy?

ebay. but if you want something compact, i suggest the m109
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m109-pic161.jpg)
sniper rifle that can fire 25mm 'grenades'.
:3

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 03, 2011, 12:52:16 PM

Quote from: ;-; on June 03, 2011, 12:15:14 PM

ebay. but if you want something compact, i suggest the m109
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m109-pic161.jpg)
sniper rifle that can fire 25mm 'grenades'.
:3

Why is it that that gun looks like it can fit in my pocket?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Alphaggot on June 03, 2011, 12:53:31 PM

Quote from: Juliet on June 03, 2011, 12:52:16 PM

Why is it that that gun looks like it can fit in my pocket?

Why is it the bullets look like sticks of lipstick?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 03, 2011, 04:21:30 PM

Quote from: Alphaggot on June 03, 2011, 12:53:31 PM

Why is it the bullets look like sticks of lipstick?

Well, I was thinking of another... household item.
But that works too.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Osme on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM

Quote from: Juliet on June 03, 2011, 04:21:30 PM

Well, I was thinking of another... household item.
But that works too.

just pray to god it doesnt go off.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 03, 2011, 05:39:57 PM

Quote from: ;-; on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM

just pray to god it doesnt go off.

The vibrator?

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Osme on June 03, 2011, 05:40:38 PM

Quote from: Juliet on June 03, 2011, 05:39:57 PM

The vibrator?

...
indeed

thought for pleasure of MY vagina, i prefer the "silencer" of an m109
(http://www.panzerbaer.de/images/bw_pzh_155mm_m109_schalldaempfer_wtd_meppen-001.JPG)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Cake Faice on June 03, 2011, 06:57:02 PM

Am I the only person who likes small 9mm's?

(http://en.valka.cz/files/pm_left2.jpg)

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Sabb on June 03, 2011, 07:01:46 PM

Quote from: ;-; on June 03, 2011, 05:40:38 PM

...
indeed

thought for pleasure of MY vagina, i prefer the "silencer" of an m109
(http://www.panzerbaer.de/images/bw_pzh_155mm_m109_schalldaempfer_wtd_meppen-001.JPG)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OH LAWD

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Osme on June 03, 2011, 07:26:19 PM

Quote from: Juliet on June 03, 2011, 07:01:46 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OH LAWD

fuck science, the germans know how the penis really works :D

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 03, 2011, 09:21:43 PM

Quote from: Cake Face on June 03, 2011, 06:57:02 PM

Am I the only person who likes small 9mm's?

(http://en.valka.cz/files/pm_left2.jpg)

Nah, I think they are actually pretty effective...Not that I've shot anything...important...

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Osme on June 03, 2011, 10:16:04 PM

Quote from: Cake Face on June 03, 2011, 06:57:02 PM

Am I the only person who likes small 9mm's?

(http://en.valka.cz/files/pm_left2.jpg)

prefer a sigarms weapon...
say the p228 or the sigpro

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Deacon on June 04, 2011, 02:45:08 AM

Quote from: Cake Face on June 03, 2011, 06:57:02 PM

Am I the only person who likes small 9mm's?

(http://en.valka.cz/files/pm_left2.jpg)

MY FACE
WHEN
MAKAROV


BUY LESS CALL OF DUTY CAKE

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: » Magic « on June 04, 2011, 06:16:47 AM

Quote from: Deacon on June 04, 2011, 02:45:08 AM

MY FACE
WHEN
MAKAROV


BUY LESS CALL OF DUTY CAKE

Just because a gun was featured in CoD does not mean we knew nothing about it before

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: Cake Faice on June 04, 2011, 07:55:40 AM

Quote from: Deacon on June 04, 2011, 02:45:08 AM

MY FACE
WHEN
MAKAROV


BUY LESS CALL OF DUTY CAKE

BITCH PLEASE, MY OPINION ON THE MAKAROV WAS NOT INFLUENCED BY CARL ON DUTY.

I actually have a thing for 9mm's and .22's. The Makarov happens to me one of my favorite out of them. Then next would come the M9 Beretta and then the Glock 18.

Title: Re: So I get home..
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 04, 2011, 02:36:48 PM

Size doesn't matter when the round is going TEN TIMES THE SPEED OF SOUND!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OjZyQ6LGE&feature=related


(this round contains NO explosives, that just friction generating an explosion)

Or if you want compact firepower, try the 9mm, at ONE MILLION ROUNDS PER MINUTE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DRmuljq9yw&feature=related
(0:45 to 1:10 is the pistol)
The M9-3R ain't got nothin' on this.