WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLED ENDDED!?!?!?!!?11

[Wafflepiezz]

NO SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT I HAD TO ADD -ING TO EVERYTHING SO FKYU.

:'(

[blαh2355]

I HAD TO ADD -ING TO EVERYTHING.

Like a boss of course

pics or it didn't happen

Proof:

[» Magic «]

Leik a baus

[Blaze]

pics of the food AT the table IN someone's hand or it didn't happen. Try that, LIKE A BOOOOOOOOS!

[Orgazmo]

pics or it didn't happen

All hail glorious leader and SysAdmin, the great relayer of the signal of the almighty Servers. Thy will be done. Give me 3 days and on the rising of the sun on the third day look to these forums.

[leon]

I was in space... like allways 

[Devie]

having a nice bowl of fuck nah was at work.

[coolzeldad]

All hail glorious leader and SysAdmin, the great relayer of the signal of the almighty Servers. Thy will be done. Give me 3 days and on the rising of the sun on the third day look to these forums.

Quest granted, go as quick as the wind where the birds are most in flight.

[Cheesicle]

Quest granted, go as quick as the wind where the birds are most in flight.

Follow the winds of time. For they shall surely reveal the Northern Star. This star shall guide you to your destination.

[blαh2355]

Follow the winds of time. For they shall surely reveal the Northern Star. This star shall guide you to your destination.

What if it's cloudy?

[Foofoojack]

And thee dramatic beings were forborne as the attention was desired.

[Don]

And then everybody got on the floor.

[Blaze]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

[Cheesicle]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

I think you're fucking stupid.

There are Christians here too, you know.

[Rocket50]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

I'm not a fan of religion myself, but I dont just go satirizing god for 'teh lulz'...