WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLED ENDDED!?!?!?!!?11

[Sabb]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

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"u guys dont belive in same religion as me u all stupid u di wen rapture cuz u stupis tu ingorrant to see god exist"

That's what I took from that post...

[Don]

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"u guys dont belive in same religion as me u all stupid u di wen rapture cuz u stupis tu ingorrant to see god exist"

That's what I took from that post...

Really?
I didn't get anything past "hurr durr".

[Buzzkill]

I was waiting for a new show of Doctor Who....which ironically started at 6:00.

[Cheesicle]

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"u guys dont belive in same religion as me u all stupid u di wen rapture cuz u stupis tu ingorrant to see god exist"

That's what I took from that post...

I read "hurr im dumb and maek fun of christians because there are no chrsitans here xD"

[Devie]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

I'm pretty certain I'll still see you in hell like most of us will.

[Seb]

And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.

The End...

  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! 

i thought you were an cool guy

now you called me a stubborn motherfucker

gtfo


(See, when a newbie does something like THIS blistering idiot posted it's excusable to hate and even I will join in)

[Sabb]

i thought you were an cool guy

now you called me a stubborn motherfucker

gtfo


(See, when a newbie does something like THIS blistering idiot posted it's excusable to hate and even I will join in)

They grow up so fast. :'(

[Seb]

They grow up so fast. :'(

albeit, it was for a legitimate reason. I've merely learned to bite my tongue.

[Cheesicle]

I hope you all realize he's making FUN of Christianity.

He's indirectly calling me a close minded and delusional person.

Now I don't give a shit if you aren't a Christian,

but don't insult me just because I am


Bitch.

[blαh2355]

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  Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O :-)

Fix'd

I feel offended sir, please

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