At In N Out in a Jesus costume enjoying humanities last supper
Want to know what I was doing when the worled endded?!?!?Sorry to blow it all away for you JMan, but the topic asked where were you when the world ended...
Talking to corporate
Approving memos
Leading a workshop
Remembering birthdays
Directing workflow
My own bathroom
Micromanaging
Promoting Synergy
Hitting on Debra
Getting rejected
Swallowing sadness
Sending some faxes
Calling a sex line
Crying deeply
Demanding a refund
Eating a bagel
Harrassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shitting on Debra's desk
Buying a gun
In my mouth
Oh fuck man I couldn't fucking do it... shit!
Pussying out
Puking on Debra's desk
Jumping out the window
Sucking a dude's dick
Scoring some coke
Crashing my car
Sucking my own dick
Eating some chicken strips
Chopping my balls off
Blacking out in the sewer
Meeting a giant fish
Fucking its brains out
Turning into a jet
Bombing the Russians
Crashing into the sun
Then I died.
And then I came.
Sorry to blow it all away for you JMan, but the topic asked where were you when the world ended...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
NO SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT I HAD TO ADD -ING TO EVERYTHING SO FKYU.:'(
I HAD TO ADD -ING TO EVERYTHING.Like a boss of course 8)
pics or it didn't happenProof: (http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/618/thelastsupper.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/51/thelastsupper.jpg/)
pics or it didn't happen
All hail glorious leader and SysAdmin, the great relayer of the signal of the almighty Servers. Thy will be done. Give me 3 days and on the rising of the sun on the third day look to these forums.
Quest granted, go as quick as the wind where the birds are most in flight.
Follow the winds of time. For they shall surely reveal the Northern Star. This star shall guide you to your destination.What if it's cloudy?
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists....
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
...Really?
"u guys dont belive in same religion as me u all stupid u di wen rapture cuz u stupis tu ingorrant to see god exist"
That's what I took from that post...
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"u guys dont belive in same religion as me u all stupid u di wen rapture cuz u stupis tu ingorrant to see god exist"
That's what I took from that post...
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
i thought you were an cool guyThey grow up so fast. :'(
now you called me a stubborn motherfucker
gtfo
(See, when a newbie does something like THIS blistering idiot posted it's excusable to hate and even I will join in)
They grow up so fast. :'(
-snip-Fix'd
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God!O :-)>:D