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[Cake Faice]

Protip for survival:

Distill your urine.

[Mehis]

1. What To Do I would go ninjas outside to see if there are any zombies  and go steal some food from store.
Then i'll use my dad's guns to fight the zombies. I would try to get a car and drive to north with all guns and stuff = less people, less zombies, more colder.

2. Stuff I'll Get Food, Ammunition, Some kind of painless suicide pill, which doesn't take too much time to 'effect'.

3. Weapons Finnish Sub-Machine Gun, Hunting Rifle, All the others we have.

[Deacon]

1. What To Do I would go ninjas outside to see if there are any zombies  and go steal some food from store.
Then i'll use my dad's guns to fight the zombies. I would try to get a car and drive to north with all guns and stuff = less people, less zombies, more colder.

2. Stuff I'll Get Food, Ammunition, Some kind of painless suicide pill, which doesn't take too much time to 'effect'.

3. Weapons Finnish Sub-Machine Gun, Hunting Rifle, All the others we have.

I feel as though this is necessary to the thread. Although not quite so zombie a few of you may like it.
I want you to pay attention at 29:43. Don't forget this. (hint^^)
http://www.spike.com/full-episodes/dxhbrm/surviving-disaster-pandemic-season-1-ep-109

[This Toast]

What I would do first on the very first day:   

I would gather these materials: Your mom,  mask

My weapons and gears would be:
-Throwable toast with lots of garlic
-Toast with sharp crusts
-A simple m16 with toast bullets
-Molotov with toast as fuse
- with zombie killing poison toast that's filling is zombie killing poison
-Toast; for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Where would you go: I'd camp at crummycradle's toast room and make more toast  Toast!

[Cheesicle]

First Day: Freak the fuck out and then calm down.

Do: Gather as much as I can from grocery stores, gun shops, supermarkets, restaurants, car dealerships, gas stations, ect. Form a mini squad or survivors

Supplies: A shit ton of medical supplies. As much food as I can carry, a mother fucking hummer, gallons of gas, tons of water, hatchet, matchbox, rope, flashlight, water purifier, radio, AND A CROSS.

Weapons: An axe (or machete), silenced pistol, silenced SMG or AR.


I would then listen on the radio for any official instructions from the government that would tell me where I should go, and make my way there.

[Gilgamesh]

First Day: start barricading the house then wait 2 weeks and start hitting places up based on importance.

1)The police armory-need guns they got guns
2)local food basic and neighboring supermarkets.
3)home depot for like steel plating and more fortifications.
4)after 3 months pass I'll hit up a military armory (assuming they have been zombified by now.)

Do: get my closest friends to come to my house (cuz my building is like sturdy as fuck)

Supplies: food from my local super markets, and home depot

Weapons: portable nailgun, and any weapons i find at the police armory

[bipolardiz]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What I would do first on the very first day:

Secure all weapons and ammunition, and locate a gated community with high walls. Find a rugged vehicle, a small, fuel efficient vehicle, and as much fuel as possible.

I would gather these materials:

Food, common types of ammunition, a generator (or two), a rugged vehicle, and fuel

My weapons and gears would be:

A large caliber pistol.
A small caliber rifle (whatever i have the most ammunition of)
A heavy, blunt object.

My goal for the future:

1. Secure materials and manpower.
2. Secure a small gated community. Preferably with high walls and sturdy gates.
3. Kill everything in that gated community. Survivors may be infected or pose a threat -- they must prove that they can be useful or we will kick them out.
4. Toughen up the community, gather all supplies in a central area and institute command structure.
5. Secure lubrication.
6. Set up raids in which members of the community venture out to eliminate zombies.
7. Expand.
8. Construct additional pylons.
9. Once enough of the city has been reclaimed, and enough manpower amassed, parties will be sent out to major urban centers to attract more people, as well as to kill zombies.
10. Secure any industrial source of power to run civilization.
10. I am now a god.

Why this works:

It is fucking las vegas. Zombies will rot in the midday sun, and numbers will stagnate quickly, making the initial hours of the outbreak the toughest. Game, set, fucking match.

We dont need the gated community. I am telling you man, if shit goes down we are heading to Nellis AFB and going to camp there. There are fuel reserves, weapons, vehicles of all sort including but not limited to jets and those unmanned planes. There is also a stockpile of food there.

[Goat]

Dont most fallout shelters nowadays use a natural spring that has a infinite water supply?

[Deacon]

You know I don't understand everyone saying they will raid these armories and military bases.
most of you seem to think that all you need is a gun for survival, yet i'm willing to bet you've never handled much more than a pump shotgun...
If all YOU need is a gun to survive, how did all the police and military die?

[Seb]

You know I don't understand everyone saying they will raid these armories and military bases.
most of you seem to think that all you need is a gun for survival, yet i'm willing to bet you've never handled much more than a pump shotgun...
If all YOU need is a gun to survive, how did all the police and military die?

Not to mention guns should be the last thing you want, as I've stated, and yet been ignored.

[Deacon]

Not to mention guns should be the last thing you want, as I've stated, and yet been ignored.

because if the zombies in l4d(2) don't respond to gunshots, but respond to doors...well yeah

[blαh2355]

because if the zombies in l4d(2) don't respond to gunshots, but respond to doors...well yeah

Well then :3 NEED MORE OIL/SPIT

I have handled a rifle with a triangle scope of low magnification at my dad's friend's gun shop. That bitch was loud but those guys made me wear ear plugs.

[Deacon]

Well then :3 NEED MORE OIL/SPIT

I have handled a rifle with a triangle scope of low magnification at my dad's friend's gun shop. That bitch was loud but those guys made me wear ear plugs.

>made me wear ear plugs

yeah

thank you for proving a point

[blαh2355]

>made me wear ear plugs

yeah

thank you for proving a point

>Don't know what point was

No problem

[Peetah]

We dont have any guns at all in Canada.
Except from Cops and Illegal criminal activity.

I dont even think zombies can survive if you go a little north.