What I would do first on the very first day:
I'm assuming this would be a Friday. Doomsday always fucking happens on a Friday/weekend. Except Nuclear Wednesday.
IMMEDIATELY before even the media states that a Zombie Outbreak has occurred, I would know/someone I know would know.
I would then laugh at the fact that we finally managed to fuck ourselves over with Scenario #4. On this day I would be the happiest man on Earth... :party:
I will probably also die inside a bit. Assuming there is anything left of my inner child. Also like the term "Snap", per se.
But more of a
weight being lifted off my shoulders :idk:
I will disregard Society at this point. If I tell you to do something as simple as
pulling that axe out of your sister's back and you stand there with puppy eyes :idk: :knife:
Then, I would proceed to
Call people on my phone while on the roof of my house;
"OH GOD <Unit> OH GOD NO NO NO NO WHY ZOMBIES *Unintelligible Sobbing*"
"LOLOLOLOL YEAIKNORITE SOFUCKINGAWESOME!!!!!!11one"
"I had to kill my own mother :("
" :idk: Gee I'm sorry I didn't leave my Best Friend bleeding out on the sidewalk riddled with bullets.
...
My Condolences- Really... but suck it up, and get your ass to my location, you sad sack of shit :)"
I would gather these materials:
4 Sets of Toolboxes, A grade
Various How-to guides
Journals, in case I need an extra place to think.
Guide on Cannibalism in case things go awry
"How to Deal with Post-Apocalyptic Stress"
Venom Guide
First-aid Kits(70)
Soldering Iron
Flux
Salvaged Dead Computer Parts (working)
Copper Wire (300m)
9-Volt Batteries(500)
High-grade Laptop
Extremely Capable Routers(2)
Backup Generators(5)
Head Gear retrofitted with Walkie-talkies(5 initially)
Flares
Duct Tape (IT CAN DO ANYTHING)
Refitted Bus
(Fitted along the way, Initially an Airbus with Upscaled Wheels, Cow-catcher, A-grade 3inch Steel Bodyshell, High Torque Capability for mowing
down those
pale people eaters)
Megaphone
Crowbar
Diagram of Prototyped Classified Experiments left by Government after Collapse
Digestible supplies taken from various stores
Random junk me and others take for whatever reason (That means anything)
Build/Steal a Prototype Militarized Exoskeleton Suit (MES) from a dead personnel ^-^
Broken bones after putting on said suit; cannot take off suit for 5 months or risk painful collapse ^-^
Gloves
Clocks
The $500 guitar I hardly ever played until recently
Sheets of Paper (Poster-sized)
Writing Utensils
A Tuning Fork
Clothes in case of nonexistant MES
Money (in case of Opportunists who still think that 4 paper bills with 20s on them is going to be more useful than a GUN)
Iphone (Zombie plan Apps, second-function Remote, supergadget) Reinforced with Custom Anti-break Casing (No more :icecream:)
FEW people who do talk to me alot but aren't my friends (I consider them invaluable objects with useful quirks in the sense that if their on the sidewalk Fetal Position,
I can carry the poor fucks out of harm's way, or the other way around :) )
Pyrotechnic (Helps situation, burning bodies carefully=less chance of infection)
The weapons and gears would be:
- MES (optional in case of nonexistance; but they already had a fcking stealth Blackhawk that no one knew about)
- Aluminum Bat (Weighted)
- .45 Pistol(4)
- Crafted Portable Microwave Gun (Careful- Objects Within 15ft are Extremely Hot!)
- M202 FL.A.S.H. (http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2434/m202a11.jpg)
- M15 General Officers (1 only)
- Mk. 2A1 Fragmentation(30, 5 on-hand)
- M84 "Flash-Bang"(30, 5 on-hand)
- Carbon 15
- Machete with custom grooves(2, 1 on-hand)
- Code for ICBMs
I can get my hands on all of these things through my Own Posessions (Yes, I actually have a M15 at my house, for starters :I) EXCEPT the Code for the ICBMs, the 'MES', and if I'm too lazy, the Microwave
butchered into a Dangerous, 'Ghetto', Bulky Single-Beam-Directed-Energy Handheld Microwave Emitter.
Also the Grenades may be slightly exaggerated in the numbers, but who's to say the
Interesting people I meet don't know of a nonexistant Weapons Cache ^-^
What will your Group Members, if any, Wield?
In order to have an effective group, there needs to be teamwork, and balance.
Most likely I want someone with a Shotgun of any choice, someone with a PARA/Support Weapon (AKA Rambo), I need a Camper (Sniper), 2nd in Command who preferably is Intelligence/handles the rest of Co-ordination and communication, and then there's the guy who can take on a horde of zombies with a katana without getting a drop of blood on himself...
Worst Scenario I get 3 CQBs, the odd one out with a Dragonov sitting in his basement, and the More-Incompetent-than-Unit-PreDoomsday Intelligence Guy... Who's also a Wuss :<
I'd' be the one with the Pistols/Sidearms/Lightweight Weapons... seeing as how I actually fire/use them (Pistols, but who's to say I couldn't fire myself an Assault Carbine) :I
Not to mention; I/someone ingenious enough and not procrastinate could take the time to Build a rudimentary Rig that goes along said arm (Body part), and allow minimization of the Recoil + allows one to fire with 1 hand... plus you never have to let go of the gun ;D
Where would you go:
Where would I go? Well, Certainly not into a dense area like Toronto or Downtown Brampton, hellz no.
Unless I feel like going down, in a Blaze of Glory.
Assuming everything is checked off the list, I'm either going up north toward a more rural, empty area, most likely somewhere like Yellowknife... or the Green Belt. OR, the group could stay AND control a local Supermarket, most likely a Wal-mart, as they now sell Fresh Produce. Holy shit.
Not to mention pretty much everything else.
Also, keep in mind, unlike everywhere else, Canada, is a BIIIIIG OPEN SPACE, to which, even though it seems like Canadians are EVERYWHERE in Canada, there's really only POCKETS of Densely Occupied space, and that's like, close to rivers and water bodies and such. If I decided to go Rural...
3.2 people per square kilometer on avg. Yeah. Look at all Dat Untapped Land :trollface:
But assuming I am within the confines of a barricaded Super Duper Mart, I will stay, and listen in if they plan to nuke the area. Then I'll accept my fate, as I didn't plan on running around and killing so much as a rule-free life, something unbound to the confines of everyday living. I can sit on my ass all month playing the Xbox on a free 120-inch 3DTV of my choice, Eat from a f-uckload of anything I please, and still have the ability to stay fit. I can run around the fucking store while playing 1980s Rock music in my undies and no one will give infinite shits... except those in the store. But I don't think they'll mind. Hell they might even join in.
There would be no more goals. You'd make your own. I'd make mine asdf.
What would you do if you become the Infected:
I'd be a damn efficient zombie. If the traits of the dead are basically your raw human psyche and ability, then I'm basically a seeimingly Innocent, super silent stalker-like thing with really sharp hands, through which I'd use as a "needle" to infect/dissect the living... and to quote a quote that could not be anything more than accurate:
Unit is genetically unable to be anything but nice
Would not only further that fact but also indicate that I would be Weak, or One-shot...
That sounded better in my head :idk: