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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2011, 03:02:54 AM »
78. Stalker(all)
Mysterious glowing rocks are somehow worth lots of money.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2011, 10:31:33 PM »
Team Fortress 2:

Hitting a high-caliber tripod-mounted turret will eventually give it dual rotating minigun barrels and self-stocking rocket launchers.

Throwing piss on people makes bullets hurt them more.

German doctors are so advanced in their field that once they've healed you long enough, you can be granted the gift of invincibility.

If you're from where I was from, you can apply upward thrust to yourself using only your feet and the air underneath them. And you'd be fucking dead.

Almost forgot the most important:
1. Sun shines
2. Birds fly
3. Grass grows
4. I hurt people.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2011, 02:08:24 AM »
80. Battlefield Heroes
You can sit on a plane wing. :D
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2011, 12:57:15 PM »
81. BF Heroes

The sniper rifle's scope just moves up and down idly ._.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2011, 08:56:01 PM »
82.  Duke Nukem Forever
Ball of steels hurt
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2011, 01:57:59 AM »
83. Pain pills solve everything...EVERYTHING
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2011, 03:32:14 AM »
84. If you play duke nukem forever you gonna get.
Duke Nukem forever alone.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2011, 08:13:06 AM »
85. Dark Amnesia

Staying in the dark for too long makes you crazy
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2011, 11:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Rocket50 on June 27, 2011, 08:13:06 AM
85. Dark Amnesia

Staying in the dark for too long makes you crazy

OLOL

86. Amnesia, If all else fails, pass out
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »
87. Team Fortress 2


A paper mask is all you need.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #100 on: June 28, 2011, 08:23:17 AM »
88. Combat Arms

It's easy to no-scope
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #101 on: June 29, 2011, 10:57:53 PM »
89 Real life

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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #102 on: June 30, 2011, 04:37:49 AM »
90. STALKER

When Common Consciousness learned how to control the energy of the noosphere, with control came a price - the energy was so immense that they had to periodically release the excess, lest they be overwhelmed by it. Such a release became known to the inhabitants of the Zone as a blowout or emission. On June 10, 2006 the very first emission occurred. Unprepared military and scientific personnel were instantly obliterated and then the Zone expanded by 5 kilometers.
During a blowout noosphere energy floats from the center of the Zone to the outskirts in a circular pattern, affecting the minds and bodies of the living. The C-Consciousness can unleash the blowouts at will, usually as a deterrent or in retaliation against intruders, such as Clear Sky or Strelok[1].

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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #103 on: June 30, 2011, 06:29:54 AM »
91. Gmod
You have to hit the ground at terminal velocity ten times to kill yourself.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
« Reply #104 on: June 30, 2011, 07:56:52 AM »
92. Halo Wars

Everything is better with TEAMWORK.
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