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Title: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: Seb on April 27, 2011, 09:59:18 AM
1. Kirby games

Sucking, blowing, and swallowing is how you get ahead in life.
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Post by: » Magic « on April 27, 2011, 11:58:28 AM
Portal 2

"If there's no gravity in the future

God help you"
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Post by: Cable on April 27, 2011, 12:08:09 PM
3. COD MW2

Knives can fucking kill people by scratching their toes.
(Throwing ones)
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Post by: somerandomguy09 on April 27, 2011, 12:11:47 PM
4.) Doom 3

You can't hold a flashlight and a gun at the same time =/
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Post by: Cable on April 27, 2011, 12:15:36 PM
5. Amnesia

SAVE YOUR FUCKING LAMP OIL

PS: Move to Post-based section.
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Post by: Mr. Franklin on April 27, 2011, 12:24:50 PM
6. GTA4

even immigrants from other countrys can evade the police and still kill a thousand men.
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Post by: blαh2355 on April 27, 2011, 12:58:35 PM
Quote from: » Magic « on April 27, 2011, 11:58:28 AM
Portal 2

"If there's no gravity in the future

God help you"
It's actually, "If the law's of physics do not work in the future, god help you."
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Post by: Deathie on April 27, 2011, 01:06:08 PM
7. Lemmings

If one person jumps off a bridge to their doom, the other 30 people will follow (just because it's COOL).
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Post by: Peetah on April 27, 2011, 01:06:20 PM
Half Life.

The crowbar is the single most deadliest weapon.
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Post by: somerandomguy09 on April 27, 2011, 01:27:16 PM
9.) Resident Evil's 2 & 4

If you name happens to be Leon yelling out NO will save you in 90% of dire situations.
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Post by: Frank on April 27, 2011, 01:37:32 PM
10.) All the GTAs

Doesn't matter how long you fall as long as you are on a vehicle.
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Post by: Dale Feles on April 27, 2011, 01:46:49 PM
11.) Minecraft. You can chop trees with your bare hands.
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on April 27, 2011, 01:53:13 PM
12) Garrys mod *after8 UCH

Value your physics/gravity while you still have them.
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Post by: Devie on April 27, 2011, 02:00:10 PM
13) Garry's Mod - Zombie Survival

Where touching a door can explode you.
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Post by: blαh2355 on April 27, 2011, 02:07:48 PM
14) Garry's Mod multiplayer

Do NOT type any type of rcon into console.
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Post by: Cake Faice on April 27, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
15. Rigs of Rods

Cars bend like plastic.
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Post by: Deacon on April 27, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
16) Need for Speed series.

Aftermarket spoilers and front splitters make your Honda Civic go faster than a McLaren F1.
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Post by: cogsandspigots on April 27, 2011, 02:20:53 PM
17. Far Cry 2

Drinking water will magically heal you.
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Post by: Foofoojack on April 27, 2011, 03:43:46 PM
18. CoD in general

people are dicks
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Post by: memo3300 on April 27, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
19. Portal

The cake is a lie.
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Post by: Dale Feles on April 27, 2011, 04:04:13 PM
20. portal 2

Airvents are lies.
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Post by: somerandomguy09 on April 27, 2011, 06:21:00 PM
Half Life 3 or Half Life 2: Episode 3

Some things in life just aren't meant to be...
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Post by: blαh2355 on April 27, 2011, 07:07:07 PM
22. Ghostbusters (yeah it's a modern game)

Don't cross the streams.
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Post by: Peetah on April 27, 2011, 07:48:20 PM
23. Man vs Wild for the PC ROM.

When in doubt, better drink your own piss.
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Post by: memo3300 on April 27, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
24. CoD MW2.

You can use the sound that the kids do when someone do a good kill on a gay porn vid.
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Post by: blαh2355 on April 28, 2011, 09:58:03 AM
25. Minecraft

Don't dig/mine right beneath you. Good chance you will fall in lava.
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Post by: somerandomguy09 on April 28, 2011, 12:03:12 PM
26.) GTA 4 -

Sometimes one phone call really can save you life. (or get you a shit ton of guns and a brand new Lamborghini)
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Post by: » Magic « on April 28, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
Quote from: Ice Van Winkle on April 27, 2011, 12:58:35 PM
It's actually, "If the law's of physics do not work in the future, god help you."

SAME THING D;
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Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on April 28, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

27. The Sims series

At least you can have comfort in knowing he died in a puddle of his own confidence.




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Post by: somerandomguy09 on April 28, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
28.) Killing Floor

Even during the zombie apocalypse currency and the gun industry is booming!
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Post by: Deelpeel on April 28, 2011, 06:55:33 PM
29) CoD mw2

Grenade launchers will win entire wars
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Post by: Hitman on April 28, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
30) Counter-Strike: Source/ Counter-Strike.

You run faster with a knife.
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Post by: Supertoaster on April 28, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Rule 34
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Post by: Deacon on April 28, 2011, 10:10:06 PM
Quote from: Tepig Toaster on April 28, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Rule 34

i didn't realize online games counted.
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on April 29, 2011, 08:03:17 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on April 27, 2011, 02:20:53 PM
17. Far Cry 2

Drinking water will magically heal you.
Also,
31. Far cry 2
All you have to do to fix a vehicle is tighten 1 screw near the front.
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Post by: memo3300 on April 29, 2011, 08:17:09 PM
32) Gmod.

If sleepersoft is in one corner of the map with god mode, auto fire and aimbot... well you're fucked lol.
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Post by: blαh2355 on April 29, 2011, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on April 29, 2011, 08:17:09 PM
32) Gmod.

If sleepersoft is in one corner of the map with god mode, auto fire and aimbot... well you're fucked lol.
No you're not, call in Mr. HAAAAAAAX

33. RUSE

Nuclear artillery does 83.3k points of damage to any kind of unit.
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Post by: memo3300 on April 29, 2011, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: Ice Van Winkle on April 29, 2011, 08:43:23 PM
No you're not, call in Mr. HAAAAAAAX

33. RUSE

Nuclear artillery does 83.3k points of damage to any kind of unit.

lol you obviously don't remember the old times with sleeper... gosh killing zombies with his para was so amazing... until he became a god-zombie and raped me.
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Post by: Rocket50 on April 30, 2011, 08:22:18 AM
34: Minecraft

If you're stranded on a deserted island, make sure to find coal and slap it onto a stick to make a torch.
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Post by: Cake Faice on April 30, 2011, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Ice Van Winkle on April 29, 2011, 08:43:23 PM
No you're not, call in Mr. HAAAAAAAX

33. RUSE

Nuclear artillery does 83.3k points of damage to any kind of unit.

35. R.U.S.E

It takes over 9000 planes to destroy 1 little HQ building
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Post by: Shawn on April 30, 2011, 10:09:59 AM
36. Borderlands

If your truck flips over all you have to do is punch it to make it upright again.



(Thats right super human powers :P)
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 01, 2011, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on April 30, 2011, 10:00:08 AM
35. R.U.S.E

It takes over 9000 planes to destroy 1 little HQ building
No, get 4 heavy bombers (like B17's)
HQ had 4000 resistance, Heavy bombers have about 1000 damage on buildings. Your argument is now invalid (unless you're talking about fighter bombers :( )

37. H.A.W.X.

Shooting a nuke with a Jstrike missile does not blow it up. It just slowly leaks radiation :/
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Post by: cogsandspigots on May 01, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
38. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Lighting tall buildings on fire is the only way to get stuff done.
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Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 01, 2011, 11:54:44 PM
39.

Dead Space

Engineer in Tight-fitting Suit < Horde of Reanimated Corpses
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Post by: Spades on May 02, 2011, 07:41:04 AM
40. Plants Vs. Zombies
Mother Earth > Zombies
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 02, 2011, 07:43:31 PM
41. Starcraft:

Build marines. They counter EVERYTHING
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Post by: Peetah on May 02, 2011, 07:49:58 PM
42: Starcraft.
Osama was unable to fend off the marine rush.
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 02, 2011, 08:00:25 PM
43: Starcraft

Send in your dropships behind the base and attack the weak spot
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Post by: Hitman on May 02, 2011, 08:44:48 PM
44. Starcraft
1.Get lots of minerals.
2.Zergling rush.
3.????
4.Profit!
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Post by: Seb on May 03, 2011, 07:29:43 PM
45) Minecraft

Phallic leaf monsters explode when in close proximity.
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on May 03, 2011, 07:32:45 PM
46)     CoD:WaW

You can shank someone 13 times and they don't feel a thing or die.
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 03, 2011, 07:38:26 PM
47. Mario Kart

First place gets weak weapons, near last place get heavy weapons. Go to last place just to get the weapons.
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Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 07, 2011, 05:35:28 PM
48. Gmod Zs

when you fall from 6 feet you explode in tiny peices
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 07, 2011, 06:33:01 PM
49. Halo 3

You can drown in water even though you have a full suit of armor.
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Post by: cogsandspigots on May 07, 2011, 06:59:47 PM
50. Portal 2

Try as you might, you can not kill yourself with a deadly laser.
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 07, 2011, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on May 07, 2011, 06:59:47 PM
50. Portal 2

Try as you might, you can not kill yourself with a deadly laser.
Yeah you can, stay in the thermal discouragement beam long enough and you die.
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 07, 2011, 10:46:50 PM
51. Minecraft:

Disarm tnt by pouring water on it
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Post by: Supertoaster on May 08, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
52. Fallout 3

Give him the naughty nightwear!
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Post by: Deacon on May 08, 2011, 02:44:14 PM
Quote from: Tepig Toaster on May 08, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
52. Fallout 3

Give him the naughty nightwear!

FUCKING
PLUS ONEEE
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Post by: Myppl9 on May 10, 2011, 07:58:38 PM
53) COD: Black ops

knife the air and somehow kill a guy behind you
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Post by: Dale Feles on May 11, 2011, 04:09:41 AM
54) gmodTTT: Karma really is a bitch
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Post by: Hitman on May 11, 2011, 05:14:11 AM
55) GMod TTT: Even if you aim at the head, you will still miss.
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Post by: Bagas on May 11, 2011, 06:00:14 AM
56: Minecraft

Do not play with flint and steel in a forest.
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Post by: John on May 11, 2011, 08:18:59 AM
Quote from: Ice Van Winkle on April 27, 2011, 12:58:35 PM
It's actually, "If the law's of physics do not work in the future, god help you."
Actually, it's "If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, god help you."
 :trollface:
OT:
57: Portal 2:
If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 11, 2011, 09:51:54 AM
Quote from: John on May 11, 2011, 08:18:59 AM
Actually, it's "If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, god help you."
I couldn't remember the exact quote but thanks :)

Quote from: John on May 11, 2011, 08:18:59 AM
If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
You get all your science buddies to make combustible lemons which burn down your house! :trollface:

OT: 58. Most/all games
Almost all or most games let you have infinite lives... you just start at the beginning of the level when you die.
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Post by: Apie2 on May 11, 2011, 12:22:56 PM
59. Gmod TTT Trust nobody.
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on May 12, 2011, 04:07:07 AM
60. Team fortress 2

The enemy team nid anger management.
You = Disguised spy
You touch them
They start lighting you up
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 18, 2011, 07:55:47 AM
61. TF2

As a spy, never disguise yourself as an endangered crab. Never works.
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Post by: Repulse on May 18, 2011, 07:59:31 AM
Minecraft:You can kill a single creeper with just 10 hits with your bare hands
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Post by: Shawn on May 18, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
63, Mincecraft

NEVER dig below you.
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 18, 2011, 09:37:56 AM
64: MW2

If afflicted with a bullet wound, hide behind a wall for a few seconds and all will be well.
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Post by: Apie2 on May 18, 2011, 11:48:18 AM
Call of Duty Mordern Warfare 2: Throwing knifes are epic
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on May 18, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
65. Gmod Flood

Guns dont hurt you........
but water does
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Post by: Cake Faice on May 18, 2011, 03:13:46 PM
66. Forza 3

A lightweight, 350HP Honda can beat a Ferrari 360 Modena.
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Post by: mk.pure// on May 18, 2011, 07:08:35 PM
67. GTA

Roads are pointless, all the people are on the sidewalk.
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Post by: Seb on May 18, 2011, 07:19:59 PM
68. Minecraft

There's nothing punching can't solve.
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Post by: cogsandspigots on May 18, 2011, 08:10:46 PM
69 TTT

Holding a knife is more suspicious than pointing a shotgun to the detective's head.
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 18, 2011, 10:30:29 PM
70: Portal 1

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
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Post by: Deelpeel on May 18, 2011, 11:43:59 PM
71.Minecraft
it is possible to break diamonds with your bear hands
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Post by: Deacon on May 19, 2011, 02:59:01 AM
Quote from: Cake Face on May 18, 2011, 03:13:46 PM
66. Forza 3

A lightweight, 350HP Honda can beat a Ferrari 360 Modena.

I would argue this

lets race
bitches don't know about my racing wheel setup
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Post by: Cake Faice on May 19, 2011, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: Deacon on May 19, 2011, 02:59:01 AM
I would argue this

lets race
bitches don't know about my racing wheel setup
bitches don't know about me not paying for XBL

72. GTA:San Andreas

Cars can catch on fire and explode if they are flipped upside down for more than 7 seconds.
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Post by: Deacon on May 19, 2011, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on May 19, 2011, 02:19:46 PM
bitches don't know about me not paying for XBL

72. GTA:San Andreas

Cars can catch on fire and explode if they are flipped upside down for more than 7 seconds.

WE LIVE.
5 MINUTES.
APART, MAN.
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Post by: yoshi on May 19, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
73.  Mirror's edge.

I CAN CLIMB WALLS.
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Post by: Hitman on May 19, 2011, 10:27:34 PM
74. Minecraft.
Pouring water with a bucket somehow makes the water flow endlessly.
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 19, 2011, 11:17:50 PM
75: Magicka

Never cross the beams
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Post by: Repulse on May 20, 2011, 05:17:57 AM
Black Ops:balistic knife are deadly
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Post by: Rocket50 on May 20, 2011, 07:45:32 AM
Quote from: Repulse on May 20, 2011, 05:17:57 AM
Black Ops:balistic knife are deadly

Been said 3 times
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Post by: Apie2 on May 20, 2011, 11:59:37 AM
Quote from: rocket50 on May 20, 2011, 07:45:32 AM
Been said 3 times
Win
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Post by: Hitman on May 20, 2011, 07:59:35 PM
77. GTA Vice City.
Everyone can't swim.
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Post by: Mr. Franklin on May 20, 2011, 09:47:19 PM
Sims 2:

Sex is not for adults.
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Post by: Silent Phoenix on May 24, 2011, 03:02:54 AM
78. Stalker(all)
Mysterious glowing rocks are somehow worth lots of money.
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Post by: ursus on May 28, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Team Fortress 2:

Hitting a high-caliber tripod-mounted turret will eventually give it dual rotating minigun barrels and self-stocking rocket launchers.

Throwing piss on people makes bullets hurt them more.

German doctors are so advanced in their field that once they've healed you long enough, you can be granted the gift of invincibility.

If you're from where I was from, you can apply upward thrust to yourself using only your feet and the air underneath them. And you'd be fucking dead.

Almost forgot the most important:
1. Sun shines
2. Birds fly
3. Grass grows
4. I hurt people.
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Post by: Apie2 on May 29, 2011, 02:08:24 AM
80. Battlefield Heroes
You can sit on a plane wing. :D
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Post by: blαh2355 on May 29, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
81. BF Heroes

The sniper rifle's scope just moves up and down idly ._.
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Post by: Saetik on June 26, 2011, 08:56:01 PM
82.  Duke Nukem Forever
Ball of steels hurt
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Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 27, 2011, 01:57:59 AM
83. Pain pills solve everything...EVERYTHING
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Post by: Apie2 on June 27, 2011, 03:32:14 AM
84. If you play duke nukem forever you gonna get.
Duke Nukem forever alone.
Lolz
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Post by: Rocket50 on June 27, 2011, 08:13:06 AM
85. Dark Amnesia

Staying in the dark for too long makes you crazy
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Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 27, 2011, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: Rocket50 on June 27, 2011, 08:13:06 AM
85. Dark Amnesia

Staying in the dark for too long makes you crazy

OLOL

86. Amnesia, If all else fails, pass out
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Post by: Seb on June 27, 2011, 01:59:14 PM
87. Team Fortress 2


A paper mask is all you need.
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Post by: blαh2355 on June 28, 2011, 08:23:17 AM
88. Combat Arms

It's easy to no-scope
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Post by: Saetik on June 29, 2011, 10:57:53 PM
89 Real life

shiz happens
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Post by: Supertoaster on June 30, 2011, 04:37:49 AM
90. STALKER

When Common Consciousness learned how to control the energy of the noosphere, with control came a price - the energy was so immense that they had to periodically release the excess, lest they be overwhelmed by it. Such a release became known to the inhabitants of the Zone as a blowout or emission. On June 10, 2006 the very first emission occurred. Unprepared military and scientific personnel were instantly obliterated and then the Zone expanded by 5 kilometers.
During a blowout noosphere energy floats from the center of the Zone to the outskirts in a circular pattern, affecting the minds and bodies of the living. The C-Consciousness can unleash the blowouts at will, usually as a deterrent or in retaliation against intruders, such as Clear Sky or Strelok[1].

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Post by: cogsandspigots on June 30, 2011, 06:29:54 AM
91. Gmod
You have to hit the ground at terminal velocity ten times to kill yourself.
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Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 30, 2011, 07:56:52 AM
92. Halo Wars

Everything is better with TEAMWORK.
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Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 30, 2011, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 30, 2011, 07:56:52 AM
92. Halo Wars

Everything is better with TEAMWORK.

93. All games: People hate doing teamwork.
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Post by: Deacon on June 30, 2011, 11:52:34 AM
94: Team Fortress 2

*Now called "One-Man-Army Fortress 2"*
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Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 30, 2011, 12:23:29 PM
Quote from: Deacon on June 30, 2011, 11:52:34 AM
94: Team Fortress 2

*Now called "One-Man-Army Fortress 2"*



Hey, I actually have some teamwork in TF2. Just yesterday I whipped a heavy (with the soldier whip) that had bear fists and buffalo steak sandvich and got him about 5 kills D:<

95. Eating a steak will give you enough speed to punch the shit outa your opponents and make you deal and take more damage
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Post by: Captain Communism on July 01, 2011, 09:56:18 PM
96. Fallout 3
Putting your quantum harmonizer in someone's photonic resonation chamber causes a parobalic destabilization of the fission singularity.
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Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on July 01, 2011, 10:00:43 PM
Quote from: Sanity Not Included on July 01, 2011, 09:56:18 PM
96. Fallout 3
Putting your quantum harmonizer in someone's photonic resonation chamber causes a parobalic destabilization of the fission singularity.

fucking +1

97. Combat arms:  stoopid tankers are stoopid
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Post by: blαh2355 on July 03, 2011, 09:43:55 AM
98. Topgun (NES)

Landing and refueling the plane is next to impossible for most people >_>
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Post by: Captain Communism on July 03, 2011, 09:51:21 AM
99. Sonic The Hedgehog

A blue hedgehog can defeat an evil mastermind with an IQ of 300.

Every fucking time.
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Post by: blαh2355 on July 03, 2011, 10:05:51 AM
100. SIMS 3

You can't see people go to the toilet/taking a shower. It always blurs it out :trollface:
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Post by: Cake Faice on July 03, 2011, 10:07:32 AM
101. The Getaway 2: Black Monday

Vauxhalls are pieces of shit.

Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on July 05, 2011, 01:41:04 PM
102. Left 4 Dead 2

Guitar>Tank

Guitar>Witch

Guitar>Hunter

Guitar>All

Skillet>Guitar
Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: Rocket50 on July 05, 2011, 02:35:39 PM
103. Battlefield Bad Company 2:

If in war a weapon is decided that it is too powerful, the government will nerf it. 
Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: Apie2 on July 06, 2011, 10:54:44 AM
104. Gmod TTT
If you see a ghoster....


CALL THE GHOST BUSTERS.
:D
Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: Castle on July 12, 2011, 05:52:00 AM
105 . Saw The Videogame


If your trapped ...PANIC!
Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: Tomcat on July 12, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
106. All Source games

Physics is inert here

Title: Re: 1001 things you've learned from video games
Post by: blαh2355 on July 13, 2011, 09:53:09 AM
107. Ghostbusters the video game

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS, IT WILL CREATE A BALL OF ENERGY (think of the ar2 secondary fire) AND WILL BLAST BACK AT YOU KNOCKING YOU OUT. FFFFFFF-