1001 things you've learned from video games

[Cake Faice]

15. Rigs of Rods

Cars bend like plastic.

[Deacon]

16) Need for Speed series.

Aftermarket spoilers and front splitters make your Honda Civic go faster than a McLaren F1.

[cogsandspigots]

17. Far Cry 2

Drinking water will magically heal you.

[Foofoojack]

18. CoD in general

people are dicks

[memo3300]

19. Portal

The cake is a lie.

[Dale Feles]

20. portal 2

Airvents are lies.

[somerandomguy09]

Half Life 3 or Half Life 2: Episode 3

Some things in life just aren't meant to be...

[blαh2355]

22. Ghostbusters (yeah it's a modern game)

Don't cross the streams.

[Peetah]

23. Man vs Wild for the PC ROM.

When in doubt, better drink your own piss.

[memo3300]

24. CoD MW2.

You can use the sound that the kids do when someone do a good kill on a gay porn vid.

[blαh2355]

25. Minecraft

Don't dig/mine right beneath you. Good chance you will fall in lava.

[somerandomguy09]

26.) GTA 4 -

Sometimes one phone call really can save you life. (or get you a shit ton of guns and a brand new Lamborghini)

[» Magic «]

It's actually, "If the law's of physics do not work in the future, god help you."

SAME THING D;

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26.) GTA 4 -

Sometimes one phone call really can save you life. (or get you a shit ton of guns and a brand new Lamborghini)

 

27. The Sims series

At least you can have comfort in knowing he died in a puddle of his own confidence.

[somerandomguy09]

28.) Killing Floor

Even during the zombie apocalypse currency and the gun industry is booming!