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Offline cogsandspigots

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2011, 06:58:00 AM »
When I saw the thread title, all I could think was: How the hell is brain hemorrhaging healthy?

Then I saw the OP, then I was:
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2011, 04:16:40 PM »
Does mah penishshrink when I ejaculate?

okay I lol'd. What is wrong with me.
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2011, 04:31:39 PM »
Is it good to masturbate when I am taking a shower in the bathroom at the swimming pool? (age 13)

I dont even
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2011, 04:32:05 PM »
Hi. Is it unusual for me to put my penis between two pillows and the two pillows are held by the leather sofa and thrust as if I were actually making love to a woman?

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2011, 04:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Devie ♥ on April 26, 2011, 04:32:05 PM
Hi. Is it unusual for me to put my penis between two pillows and the two pillows are held by the leather sofa and thrust as if I were actually making love to a woman?
As long it doesn't involove TMS :trollface:
Go check out female masturbation devie :trollface:
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2011, 08:05:10 PM »
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The other day I was masturbating and I thought about my best friend's sister, who is 11. This is really bad, and I felt disgusted. What can I do? (age 16)

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2011, 09:27:43 PM »
One time, I looked at pictures.

Then when i woke up, my vision was blurry!
HELP!
My mom told me I'd go blind but I didn't listen!

My friend told me applying orange juice would help?
But that just made it worse!
WHAT DO I DO?! (12)
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2011, 10:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 09:27:43 PM
One time, I looked at pictures.

Then when i woke up, my vision was blurry!
HELP!
My mom told me I'd go blind but I didn't listen!

My friend told me applying orange juice would help?
But that just made it worse!
WHAT DO I DO?! (12)
Try salt and vinegar, if that doesn't work,
Try vodka. Just rub it right in. (43)
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2011, 10:38:36 PM »
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."


CAKE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW THIS TO US?
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2011, 10:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on April 26, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."


CAKE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW THIS TO US?

apparently, 1 in 1000. and that guy is jealous.
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2011, 10:04:31 AM »
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on April 26, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."
I can ALMOST do that... but I don't do it...
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2011, 10:11:32 AM »
"I am 24 years old. I masturbate, but I get an erection usually when I touch my nipples and I think my mind tells me that it is how the other women would be feeling, then I get more erection. Is it a bad habit?"

MORE ERECTION

WE MUST PRODUCE MORE ERECTION
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2011, 10:24:23 AM »
Quote from: Seb on April 27, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
"I am 24 years old. I masturbate, but I get an erection usually when I touch my nipples and I think my mind tells me that it is how the other women would be feeling, then I get more erection. Is it a bad habit?"

MORE ERECTION

WE MUST PRODUCE MORE ERECTION
Okay
I lol'd
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2011, 03:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 10:39:34 PM
apparently, 1 in 1000. and that guy is jealous.

1 in 100*

you all guys should be jealous about me  :trollface:
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2011, 04:00:20 PM »
Quote from: memo3300 on April 27, 2011, 03:32:24 PM
1 in 100*

you all guys should be jealous about me  :trollface:

I'll just get another man girl animal machine to suck my cock.  :trollface:
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