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Title: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Cake Faice on April 25, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
... a site about masturbation and you! (http://www.healthystrokes.com/questionsf.html)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Cake Faice on April 25, 2011, 06:04:58 PM
"I'm 13 and sometimes my semen is white and sometimes it is clear. Why is that? I heard masturbation shrinks your penis. Is that true?

No, it's not true at all. Your semen might be clear because at your age you might not be producing all the components of semen yet. Or maybe you're noticing the "pre-cum" (bulbourethral fluid) that comes out first. And semen that comes out turns clear in less than a minute of being exposed to the air. You can time it!"
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deathie on April 25, 2011, 06:08:58 PM
OH

DEAR


GOD
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Supertoaster on April 25, 2011, 06:10:08 PM
I masturbate too fast for pre-cum so it all comes out at once.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Devie on April 25, 2011, 06:29:20 PM
Well then. That was quite interesting to read.

I'm glad I'm doing someone regularly.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Cable on April 25, 2011, 06:37:12 PM
Now i don't feel so weird about doing it.





 :caneofsomaria:

-edit,
I spent the last 30 minutes reading random quotes from that site to purple.
She giggled at each one.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Foofoojack on April 25, 2011, 08:00:32 PM
I had to read them.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Moo on April 25, 2011, 09:32:50 PM
wadafux isnt that from tenga egg, the name or some shit idk
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 25, 2011, 10:37:01 PM
So i thought, "this will be funny"

then I clicked on the link. This is what saw...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/im_crazy_ryan/OHGODWHY.png)

Bonus points to the first person to guess why I'm a bit freaked out here. Refer to the screen shot.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deathie on April 25, 2011, 10:38:35 PM
So i thought, "this will be funny"

then I clicked on the link. This is what saw...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/im_crazy_ryan/OHGODWHY.png)

Bonus points to the first person to guess why I'm a bit freaked out here. Refer to the screen shot.

I like how the only one you clicked was "Fantasies, Fetishes, and unusual practices".
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 25, 2011, 10:57:17 PM
I like how the only one you clicked was "Fantasies, Fetishes, and unusual practices".

that is what i was referring to. the link was already clicked .__.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: jimonions on April 26, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
same here...

the op probably clicked it first then gave us the link, does that work?

edit: oh lol its the page about masturbation
how is it unusual?

I'm halfway down, this is really disturbing stuff
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 01:39:23 AM
im 13 and i touched myself, but my mom told me that god hates me!
WHAT DO I DO?
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Don on April 26, 2011, 02:07:39 AM
Quote
I am 20 and masturbate reguarly. I have heard of electronic masturbation. I wonder where I could get more information or to get the equipment to do it myself?

What
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 02:23:47 AM
What

electro-ejaculation. a rod is inserted into the---nevermind.
don't ask, i swear it was law and order.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: cogsandspigots on April 26, 2011, 06:58:00 AM
When I saw the thread title, all I could think was: How the hell is brain hemorrhaging healthy?

Then I saw the OP, then I was:
(http://www.poker-face.com.pl/Poker-Face.png)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Dale Feles on April 26, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
Does mah penishshrink when I ejaculate?

okay I lol'd. What is wrong with me.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Rocket50 on April 26, 2011, 04:31:39 PM
Is it good to masturbate when I am taking a shower in the bathroom at the swimming pool? (age 13)

I dont even
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Devie on April 26, 2011, 04:32:05 PM
Hi. Is it unusual for me to put my penis between two pillows and the two pillows are held by the leather sofa and thrust as if I were actually making love to a woman?

Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: blαh2355 on April 26, 2011, 04:34:21 PM
Hi. Is it unusual for me to put my penis between two pillows and the two pillows are held by the leather sofa and thrust as if I were actually making love to a woman?
As long it doesn't involove TMS :trollface:
Go check out female masturbation devie :trollface:
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: memo3300 on April 26, 2011, 08:05:10 PM
Quote
The other day I was masturbating and I thought about my best friend's sister, who is 11. This is really bad, and I felt disgusted. What can I do? (age 16)

.__.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 09:27:43 PM
One time, I looked at pictures.

Then when i woke up, my vision was blurry!
HELP!
My mom told me I'd go blind but I didn't listen!

My friend told me applying orange juice would help?
But that just made it worse!
WHAT DO I DO?! (12)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: cogsandspigots on April 26, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
One time, I looked at pictures.

Then when i woke up, my vision was blurry!
HELP!
My mom told me I'd go blind but I didn't listen!

My friend told me applying orange juice would help?
But that just made it worse!
WHAT DO I DO?! (12)
Try salt and vinegar, if that doesn't work,
Try vodka. Just rub it right in. (43)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deathie on April 26, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."


CAKE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW THIS TO US?
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Deacon on April 26, 2011, 10:39:34 PM
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."


CAKE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW THIS TO US?

apparently, 1 in 1000. and that guy is jealous.
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: blαh2355 on April 27, 2011, 10:04:31 AM
"Is it bad I can suck my own penis? It's like oral sex (Age 14)."
I can ALMOST do that... but I don't do it...
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Seb on April 27, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
"I am 24 years old. I masturbate, but I get an erection usually when I touch my nipples and I think my mind tells me that it is how the other women would be feeling, then I get more erection. Is it a bad habit?"

MORE ERECTION

WE MUST PRODUCE MORE ERECTION
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Don on April 27, 2011, 10:24:23 AM
"I am 24 years old. I masturbate, but I get an erection usually when I touch my nipples and I think my mind tells me that it is how the other women would be feeling, then I get more erection. Is it a bad habit?"

MORE ERECTION

WE MUST PRODUCE MORE ERECTION
Okay
I lol'd
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: memo3300 on April 27, 2011, 03:32:24 PM
apparently, 1 in 1000. and that guy is jealous.

1 in 100*

you all guys should be jealous about me  :trollface:
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Dale Feles on April 27, 2011, 04:00:20 PM
1 in 100*

you all guys should be jealous about me  :trollface:

I'll just get another man girl animal machine to suck my cock.  :trollface:
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: memo3300 on April 27, 2011, 05:30:39 PM
I'll just get another man girl animal machine to suck my cock.  :trollface:

okay when you said animal this came to my mind:

American Pie The Wedding Stiffler Getting Licked By A Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIsS9zbn0Yk#)
Title: Re: HealthyStrokes.com
Post by: Dale Feles on April 27, 2011, 05:52:54 PM
okay when you said animal this came to my mind:

American Pie The Wedding Stiffler Getting Licked By A Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIsS9zbn0Yk#)


MY EYES!


OH GOD!