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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 06:04:58 PM »
"I'm 13 and sometimes my semen is white and sometimes it is clear. Why is that? I heard masturbation shrinks your penis. Is that true?

No, it's not true at all. Your semen might be clear because at your age you might not be producing all the components of semen yet. Or maybe you're noticing the "pre-cum" (bulbourethral fluid) that comes out first. And semen that comes out turns clear in less than a minute of being exposed to the air. You can time it!"

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 06:08:58 PM »
OH

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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 06:10:08 PM »
I masturbate too fast for pre-cum so it all comes out at once.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 06:29:20 PM »
Well then. That was quite interesting to read.

I'm glad I'm doing someone regularly.

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 06:37:12 PM »
Now i don't feel so weird about doing it.





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I spent the last 30 minutes reading random quotes from that site to purple.
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 08:00:32 PM »
I had to read them.

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2011, 09:32:50 PM »
wadafux isnt that from tenga egg, the name or some shit idk

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2011, 10:37:01 PM »
So i thought, "this will be funny"

then I clicked on the link. This is what saw...



Bonus points to the first person to guess why I'm a bit freaked out here. Refer to the screen shot.

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 10:38:35 PM »
So i thought, "this will be funny"

then I clicked on the link. This is what saw...



Bonus points to the first person to guess why I'm a bit freaked out here. Refer to the screen shot.

I like how the only one you clicked was "Fantasies, Fetishes, and unusual practices".


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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2011, 10:57:17 PM »
I like how the only one you clicked was "Fantasies, Fetishes, and unusual practices".

that is what i was referring to. the link was already clicked .__.

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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 01:13:32 AM »
same here...

the op probably clicked it first then gave us the link, does that work?

edit: oh lol its the page about masturbation
how is it unusual?

I'm halfway down, this is really disturbing stuff
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Re: HealthyStrokes.com
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 01:39:23 AM »
im 13 and i touched myself, but my mom told me that god hates me!
WHAT DO I DO?

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 02:07:39 AM »
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I am 20 and masturbate reguarly. I have heard of electronic masturbation. I wonder where I could get more information or to get the equipment to do it myself?

What

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 02:23:47 AM »
What

electro-ejaculation. a rod is inserted into the---nevermind.
don't ask, i swear it was law and order.