ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it

[Frank]

Okay, okay, calm your shit, son

Cocky fucking Asians. That's why I fucking hate this place. Fuck China

Them triads gon' get medieval on yo ass.

[Gilgamesh]

Dear D,
             We barely hang out anymore because of the distance, because of you being in the south end of NJ and me being in the north end, But it wouldn't hurt to call once in a while to catch up. I believe you are a good friend but I tend to give people around me too many chances, so I don't know what to think about you.

               from your friend,  Nemesis zero

[Pryvisee]

Dear J,
        Last night was amazing. Got to talk and share things very personal with each other. That was a blast. M doesn't know how to treat you right, and you should stop chasing after him even know he doesn't love you. He's lead you on about 3 times but theres always a cycle. You always go back to him or he always goes back to you. It's really devastating to see you come crying to class almost everyday..

P.S. I've always had feelings for you, and the first time I laid eyes on you when I just moved, I've always wanted you... Well, hope you get to see this. Also, that sex dream that I told you about and that I concealed the name of the person because I didn't want to feel awkward telling you, well, it was you.

      From your good friend/nieghborhood boyfriend, Phil/Dillon Fahey.

[Cheesicle]

Dear J,
        Last night was amazing. Got to talk and share things very personal with each other. That was a blast. M doesn't know how to treat you right, and you should stop chasing after him even know he doesn't love you. He's lead you on about 3 times but theres always a cycle. You always go back to him or he always goes back to you. It's really devastating to see you come crying to class almost everyday..

P.S. I've always had feelings for you, and the first time I laid eyes on you when I just moved, I've always wanted you... Well, hope you get to see this. Also, that sex dream that I told you about and that I concealed the name of the person because I didn't want to feel awkward telling you, well, it was you.

      From your good friend/nieghborhood boyfriend, Phil/Dillon Fahey.

<3

[Devie]

Dear X,

           You are awesome. You make me happy, being with you is like holy crap wow. You're fun to be with etc etc.
But I'm living in constant fear that you're gonna hurt me sometime in the future. No not physically, emotionally? not necessarily.
Your decision making worries me the most. I don't know what holds the future and what you will encounter that will make you decide
to seize the moment and pursue a rash decision that you know I wouldn't approve of. I hope you think of me and how it'll impact us
before you do an action.

Love,
Devie.

[Cake Faice]

Dear 5,

     You're not a fucking letter. Stop attempting to disguise yourself as one. I hope you die in a large pit of fire.

Warmest Regards,
Cake.

[Deacon]

Dear H,

       Its been years. What the fuck? It'd be nice to have some sort of explanation now. I hate sitting here not knowing what we did to piss you off.

I'll be waiting,
Ryan

[somerandomguy09]

Dear I,

       I know i left you and B without so much as a good-bye and that i havn't had the courage to confront you guys or even give you so much as a simple phone call. Tell B that im still thinking about her, and please don't forget the old me that used to hang out with you after school, please don't forget about the me that used to stay with you thru thick and thin, and I beg of you  to please remember the me that never forgot about you and keep that me in your heart so that one day he may return.


In hopes that i'll see you guys again,
Brian

[Supertoaster]

Dear B,J

You suck.

Love, Supertoaster.

[coolzeldad]

Dear 5,

     You're not a fucking letter. Stop attempting to disguise yourself as one. I hope you die in a large pit of fire.

Warmest Regards,
Cake.

I know who you're talking about.. :/

Dear 9,

Thanks..

-coolz

[Pryvisee]

Dear L,
    Your probably the most funniest, out going girl I know. You and me can keep each other laughing all day, everyday. I really did think you were out of my league, but I guess that was wrong when I found out that you like me. I am dieing thinking about you and can't wait until our relationship can go to the next level.. J would never like me like that, and I could never see each other going out. I have actually liked J for the longest time, but when you moved to CC, it was like woah.. I remember asking my friend in P.E. if that was that one new hott chick that just moved in from vegas.. Sure enough, it was.. I can't believe that you have liked me and you thought I was out of your league also. That was the best news ever.

    I still can't believe this.. This is just un-real and can't wait until D gets over you so me and you can date. Poor guy, he still loves you and says he will change. Oh well, that will change in the next week or two.

    Hope to see you in 3rd period every A day and 4th every B day. <3

Sincerely, Mr. Fajita

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

Dear P

i like potatoes

From: Mouse

[Jman]

Dear Anony Mouse, (amidoinitrite?)
   Need stop bumping threads or cut penis.

Love,
 Jman

[blαh2355]

Dear sister,

By the time you're reading this, you will be sh-, wait where am I going with this

Much love, blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

P.S. I didn't know I could actually put a troll face into a letter.

[Myppl9]

Dear J,
I hate you, There is no way to change it.
I dream every night of drugging you and placing you on a wooden cross,
then i would nail each finger joint into the cross with rusty nails


            your sincerely, Keroro