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ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« on: March 04, 2011, 10:58:21 PM »
Alright so the title speaks for itself. I want you guys to write a letter directly to someone who will never read it.
Let me give an example (and yes it has to be this structure):


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Dear T,
           After several attempts to befriend you - I have come to the conclusion that you are a
needy son of a bitch who thinks I'm obsessed with you just because I tried to be nice to you as a friend.

From,
Devie.

The "T" doesn't stand for any name. It's a random letter picked that has nothing to do to whom this letter is directed to.
It doesn't have to be directly to someone from the forums. It can be directed to your abusive dad, whoring mom, biting dog, tattle-tell sister, a teacher that picks on you.. you get the idea. It can be directed towards ANYONE!!!!! So go ahead - say whatever you feel like saying. Just take this thread seriously please. As in don't say "Dear bish, yamada from: me" or that bullshit.


:)

let me start!

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Dear G,
              You are a fucking internet whore who crave guys attention online because you sadly cannot get them in real life.
You would be a good friend if you werent such a bitch to me when I tried to befriend you and actually sit there and try to be nice.
You think you're so much better than anyone online. You think that every guy online with an actual dick would want your ass so
you think ever other people online who AREN'T guys are under you. You're a fucking bitch and you and I wouldve been great friends.
If only you weren't such a god damn stuck up whore.

Love,
Devie <3

EDIT:
I forgot to say. If your letter is to someone who's in the forums... Make sure you don't give them off or anything. As in don't write anything that will let people know who you're talking about.

Example: (not to be taken literal, this is just an example)

Dear O,
        Screw you and your map making self - etc etc You're featured on front page of gmod.org and I hate you.

We all know who that would be right? So please don't write anything that will give them off.
And Jim, that wasn't real please don't take it as an offense, it was just an example D:
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 10:08:40 AM by Devie ♥ »

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 11:08:28 PM »
Dear F,

Would you kindly stop teaching, go home, and rethink your life. Nobody cares, except you, about pencil grippers. I know grammar is necessary but that still dosnt make it require song and dance. Also, have you every stopped and thought: "Does my 24/7 over the top excitedness actually cause people to become happier?" so just stop with the crazy grammar songs and realize what's fun and what's not.

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 11:29:03 PM »
Dear V,

I still love you.


Best regards, Frank






PS: I know who you talkin' bout Dv.

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 11:57:39 PM »
Dear L

You are a fucking retarded piece of shit who should die in a fire because nobody fucking likes you or your stupid jokes.


Love, Supertoaster

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2011, 12:42:14 AM »
Dear g

It have been months, hope you still don't judge me for the newby things i did.

~memo~

Edit:

OH FUCK..this letter is for someone that can read it... but i will never say it to his face so nvm..
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 12:43:49 AM by memo3300 »







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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2011, 12:47:30 AM »
Dear M, A, R & S,

I know you guys think you're all cool and shit by making fun of fat people, but I would appreciate it if you guys would stop throwing food at me. Also R, Remember how we used to be friends? Then you started hanging out with the popular crowd? You started hating me for no reason, you backstabbing piece of shit. M, stop talking to me on Facebook like you know my life, you don't have to dis me just 'cause you think "cheese" is an immature nick name. I didn't choose it. S, your laugh is fucking annoying, you're cocky, and ugly. I have never done anything wrong to you. Why do you hate me? A, stop joining my basketball games, unbalancing the teams, and calling us pussies because we don't bother playing in unbalanced games. I know you think you're good 'cause you're in JV, but please. We were there first, you have no right to kick us off the court. Asshole.

Sincerely, Cheesicle

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2011, 12:57:41 AM »
Dear M, A, R & S,

I know you guys think you're all cool and shit by making fun of fat people, but I would appreciate it if you guys would stop throwing food at me. Also R, Remember how we used to be friends? Then you started hanging out with the popular crowd? You started hating me for no reason, you backstabbing piece of shit. M, stop talking to me on Facebook like you know my life, you don't have to dis me just 'cause you think "cheese" is an immature nick name. I didn't choose it. S, your laugh is fucking annoying, you're cocky, and ugly. I have never done anything wrong to you. Why do you hate me? A, stop joining my basketball games, unbalancing the teams, and calling us pussies because we don't bother playing in unbalanced games. I know you think you're good 'cause you're in JV, but please. We were there first, you have no right to kick us off the court. Asshole.

Sincerely, Cheesicle

Why people is like that??? i mean... here in my country the cool people is cool whitout being an asshole with everyone every day...







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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2011, 01:08:16 AM »
Dear A,

I hate you and everyone related to you,

kind regards,
Japan

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2011, 01:14:49 AM »
Dear A,

I hate you and everyone related to you,

kind regards,
Japan

Are you referring to America? = =

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2011, 01:18:11 AM »
Are you referring to America? = =
You are incredibly and ridiculously paranoid. ._.

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2011, 01:28:03 AM »
You are incredibly and ridiculously paranoid. ._.

Dear A

Love, JAPAN

Plus your know hatred of America

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 01:30:59 AM »
You are incredibly and ridiculously paranoid. ._.

He isn't... when i saw japan and then i saw a second time A... i thought about America. (even when America is the whole continent... not USA)







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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 01:38:30 AM »
>Japan
>PS FUCK YOU

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2011, 01:44:39 AM »
Dear A

Love, JAPAN

Plus your know hatred of America
PARANOID.

Love, Japan
was a reference to yomo, which you should've realised instantly.

I do dislike America, yes,
but I don't care anywhere near enough to state that at every possible corner.

Stop being an idiot.

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Re: ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2011, 01:47:57 AM »
PARANOID.

Love, Japan
was a reference to yomo, which you should've realised instantly.

I do dislike America, yes,
but I don't care anywhere near enough to state that at every possible corner.

Stop being an idiot.


Okay, okay, calm your shit, son

Why people is like that??? i mean... here in my country the cool people is cool whitout being an asshole with everyone every day...

Cocky fucking Asians. That's why I fucking hate this place. Fuck China
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 01:51:37 AM by Cheesicle »