_____ Is now friends with _____.
"Wait, WTF? How do they no eachother?!"
"OH MY GOD GUYS 2011 IS 2+0+1+1 IS 4, 4 TIMES 2011 IS 8044, 2012 IS 2+0+1+2 IS 5, 5 TIMES 2012 IS 10060! 10060 MINUS 8044 IS 2016! IT'S MARCH NEXT MONTH, WHICH IS 4! 2016 MINUS 4 IS 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like if you're sick of this number conspiracy shit. "
^ March is 3 dumbass
-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
16 TYPES OF FACEBOOKERS:
1. EXTREME photo editors
2. Extremely frequent status updaters
3. Attention seekers
4. Wall posters
5. Gamers
6. Cars for profile picturers
7. Depressing status updaters
8. Swearers
9. Constant status likers
10. Stalkers
11. Fake relationshipers
12. Inboxers
13. Pokers
14. Guys who take pictures in mirrors
15. One who cant spell
16. Song lyrics for status
