Teh riddle game

[cogsandspigots]

Nothing. Next riddle.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth and then at the end, spit out a white liquid?

A tooth brush?

[Shawn]

A tooth brush?

Kinda but the correct answer would be "Brushing your teeth"

Lol

Next

What force and strength cannot get through,
I with a gentle touch can do.
And many in the street would stand,
were I not a friend at hand.

[Jman]

A key.

Next,

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.

[Shawn]

A key.

Next,

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.

OMG i know this one from NCIS though it was said a bit differently Lol

The man had hiccups!

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This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!

[cogsandspigots]

OMG i know this one from NCIS though it was said a bit differently Lol

The man had hiccups!

Next

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!

You all fail. I specifically said that the person who gets it right is the one to ask the riddle. Also, your paragraph is missing the indent.

My riddle:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

[Shawn]

You all fail. I specifically said that the person who gets it right is the one to ask the riddle. Also, your paragraph is missing the indent.

What you talking about? the only people telling riddles and the people who got the right answers...

Also thats not the right answer = fail, so mine still in play but thanks for the indent fail on my part Lol

EDIT: can't do real indent tab don't work Lul double fail!

[Cake Faice]

A black guy and a Mexican guy jumps off a building. Who dies first? 

loloops, sorry Jman :3

huehuehue im not following the op's rules

[Jman]

A black guy and a Mexican guy jump's off a building. Who dies first? 

huehuehue im not following the op's rules

Heil der Fuhrer de Grammar!

[Don]

A black guy and a Mexican guy jumps off a building. Who dies first? 

loloops, sorry Jman :3

huehuehue im not following the op's rules

I love how you still don't have it right even after "correcting" your mistake.

[Frank]

I love how you still don't have it right even after "correcting" your mistake.

A black guy and a Mexican guy jumps off a building. Who dies first? 

loloops, sorry Jman :3

huehuehue im not following the op's rules

The Mexican because the nigger stabb'd him.


lolracism

[Shawn]

i'm guessing no one knows the answer?

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!

[Deathie]

This reminds me of a puzzle! Luke my boy, take note: a true gentleman never uses racism to answer a riddle!

[Frank]

i'm guessing no one knows the answer?

There's no e.

[Shawn]

There's no e.

Winnar!

Googled? or did you actually figure it out? Lmao

[Frank]

Winnar!

Googled? or did you actually figure it out? Lmao

Alzheimer Association's Big Book of Puzzles ftw.