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Teh bestest snake evar
« on: February 09, 2011, 06:37:56 PM »
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This is Tiny. He's about 1 years old now.

He's a ball python and he doesn't afraid of anything.

He was about a month or two in that picture so I am going to upload another one of him current day. I can't today as he just ate so I can't, or at least shouldn't, handle him the day he eats. He's a hell of a lot bigger now.


Questions and Answers to avoid confusion:

How big does it get?
About 5 feet.

How long does it take to reach full length?
Depending on various factors such as how often and how much you feed it. It does though reach full length by about 1-3 years old on average.

What does it eat?
The diet varies as they grow and age. They start at what they call "fuzzies", then go to "small mice", "medium mice", "large mice", and "rats". Tiny is currently eating medium mice.

Doesn't he bite you all the time and isn't he mean?
No. This is a common misconception amongst the general demographic. Snakes are actually very friendly. My snake in particular, along with all and or most other snakes people have as pets, were born and raised in captivity so they are used to being around people. He eats in a cage designated to eating so he knows never to bite unless he's in it. He's also always been raised on mice so he doesn't bite anything except mice anyways. The only reason he would ever bite me, and he hasn't yet, is if I was being an idiot and fucking with his head. They hate having their head touched as it's extremely sensitive for them. He's very friendly and I love him a lot.

Is he poisonous?
Nope. Pythons are mainly constrictors, so he has no fangs and relies on constricting his prey.

Is he slimy or does he feel weird?
Another common sterotype. Snakes have scales that don't retain anything such as water or dirt/germs. They just feel really smooth.

OMFG SNAEKS SO GROSS EWWW FGT HAHA.
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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 06:41:06 PM »
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That's hot.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
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You should have named it teeny.    :trollface:

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 06:48:14 PM »
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You should have named it teeny.    :trollface:

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 06:49:28 PM »
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 ::) The snake's name is tiny. There is an admin here called teeny.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 06:52:37 PM »
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See it's funny because I can't make a serious thread without a bunch of retards making stupid posts.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »
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See it's funny because I can't make a serious thread without a bunch of retards making stupid posts.

Fine, my cousin has a boa constrictor named Buster. He's pretty cool.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 06:56:56 PM »
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Nice snake you got their Jman.I've always wanted a snake but couldn't get it :(
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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 07:00:04 PM »
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Nice snake you got their Jman.I've always wanted a snake but couldn't get it :(

Thanks for actually making an on-topic and good post.

I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 07:06:46 PM »
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I was considering getting a snake some time ago, had couple lizards instead though.


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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 07:07:25 PM »
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I had a bearded dragon once.

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 07:43:45 PM »
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Some chinese pet store had the greatest idea of putting a mouse and snake in the same container. The label said: "Snake and mouse" I look inside the container.

No mouse.

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I've touched a Giant lizard once. It was so cute :3

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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 08:08:00 PM »
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Some chinese pet store had the greatest idea of putting a mouse and snake in the same container. The label said: "Snake and mouse" I look inside the container.

No mouse.

:(

I've touched a Giant lizard once. It was so cute :3
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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 08:13:03 PM »
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I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.

LOL that's adorable :D
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Re: Teh bestest snake evar
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 08:13:53 PM »
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I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.

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