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Title: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 09, 2011, 06:37:56 PM
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3528/tinyb.png) (http://img545.imageshack.us/i/tinyb.png/)

This is Tiny. He's about 1 years old now.

He's a ball python and he doesn't afraid of anything.

He was about a month or two in that picture so I am going to upload another one of him current day. I can't today as he just ate so I can't, or at least shouldn't, handle him the day he eats. He's a hell of a lot bigger now.


Questions and Answers to avoid confusion:

How big does it get?
About 5 feet.

How long does it take to reach full length?
Depending on various factors such as how often and how much you feed it. It does though reach full length by about 1-3 years old on average.

What does it eat?
The diet varies as they grow and age. They start at what they call "fuzzies", then go to "small mice", "medium mice", "large mice", and "rats". Tiny is currently eating medium mice.

Doesn't he bite you all the time and isn't he mean?
No. This is a common misconception amongst the general demographic. Snakes are actually very friendly. My snake in particular, along with all and or most other snakes people have as pets, were born and raised in captivity so they are used to being around people. He eats in a cage designated to eating so he knows never to bite unless he's in it. He's also always been raised on mice so he doesn't bite anything except mice anyways. The only reason he would ever bite me, and he hasn't yet, is if I was being an idiot and fucking with his head. They hate having their head touched as it's extremely sensitive for them. He's very friendly and I love him a lot.

Is he poisonous?
Nope. Pythons are mainly constrictors, so he has no fangs and relies on constricting his prey.

Is he slimy or does he feel weird?
Another common sterotype. Snakes have scales that don't retain anything such as water or dirt/germs. They just feel really smooth.

OMFG SNAEKS SO GROSS EWWW FGT HAHA.
Gtfo.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Foofoojack on February 09, 2011, 06:41:06 PM
That's hot.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: cogsandspigots on February 09, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
You should have named it teeny.    :trollface:
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: ursus on February 09, 2011, 06:48:14 PM
You should have named it teeny.    :trollface:

...
what?
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: cogsandspigots on February 09, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
...
what?

 ::) The snake's name is tiny. There is an admin here called teeny.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 09, 2011, 06:52:37 PM
See it's funny because I can't make a serious thread without a bunch of retards making stupid posts.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: cogsandspigots on February 09, 2011, 06:55:54 PM
See it's funny because I can't make a serious thread without a bunch of retards making stupid posts.

Fine, my cousin has a boa constrictor named Buster. He's pretty cool.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: PhysicX M.D. on February 09, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
Nice snake you got their Jman.I've always wanted a snake but couldn't get it :(
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 09, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
Nice snake you got their Jman.I've always wanted a snake but couldn't get it :(

Thanks for actually making an on-topic and good post.

I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Sabb on February 09, 2011, 07:06:46 PM
I was considering getting a snake some time ago, had couple lizards instead though.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Foofoojack on February 09, 2011, 07:07:25 PM
I had a bearded dragon once.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Cheesicle on February 09, 2011, 07:43:45 PM
Some chinese pet store had the greatest idea of putting a mouse and snake in the same container. The label said: "Snake and mouse" I look inside the container.

No mouse.

:(

I've touched a Giant lizard once. It was so cute :3
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Foofoojack on February 09, 2011, 08:08:00 PM
Some chinese pet store had the greatest idea of putting a mouse and snake in the same container. The label said: "Snake and mouse" I look inside the container.

No mouse.

:(

I've touched a Giant lizard once. It was so cute :3
did it purrrrr
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Devie on February 09, 2011, 08:13:03 PM
I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.

LOL that's adorable :D
I'm want to give kiss kiss
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: ursus on February 09, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
I always wanted one too, but my dad decided to get my one for my 14th birthday. It was only about 50 bucks and in my opinion it was really worth it. He recognizes me as his "master" and he's always friendly and loves to play.

A male prostitute?
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Cheesicle on February 09, 2011, 08:16:47 PM
LOL that's adorable :D
I'm want to give kiss kiss

All domesticated ferocious animals are cuddly :3

like PANDAS

They are actually quite deadly o_o
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Devie on February 09, 2011, 08:19:18 PM
All domesticated ferocious animals are cuddly :3

like PANDAS

They are actually quite deadly o_o

PANDA BABIES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4dMnAPZu70#)

DEADLY!?
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: ursus on February 09, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
PANDA BABIES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4dMnAPZu70#)

DEADLY!?

they're the anti-racism police
you cross them, you get  :knife: :fire:
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Cheesicle on February 09, 2011, 08:26:25 PM
PANDA BABIES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4dMnAPZu70#)

DEADLY!?

my eyes just bleed rainbows.
































'nways:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu)
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 09, 2011, 08:28:43 PM
LOL that's adorable :D
I'm want to give kiss kiss

u can give kiss kiss to my snake any time  ;)
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Foofoojack on February 09, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
my eyes just bleed rainbows.
































'nways:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu)
That's only one of the many..
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Osme on February 09, 2011, 10:08:55 PM
my eyes just bleed rainbows
'nways:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu)

too many unrelated zhang's
asia nid more name
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Deacon on February 09, 2011, 10:58:58 PM
Panda Attacks Tourist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZimS4E3F0&feature=fvwrel#)
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2011, 03:30:45 AM
Is it really necessary to derail every thread, turning mine into a thread on the behavior of pandas.

>mfw Deacon joining in the spam.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aQTgpq010mg/TJxCQQUbbaI/AAAAAAAAAG8/dUigPSa5uPE/s1600/disappointed.jpg)

Please, guys. Next post having anything to do with a panda gets a 30' drilldo up their ass.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Cheesicle on February 10, 2011, 04:07:21 AM
Please, guys. Next post having anything to do with a panda gets a 30' drilldo up their ass.

But I actually want that..
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Dale Feles on February 10, 2011, 04:24:30 AM
A small question, would your snake be able to constrict my cat, he's average sized, might post pic's of him soon
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Dasadan2 on February 10, 2011, 12:53:40 PM
I remember back in summer camp we had a pet python that was a similar type like yours. It was so cute :3
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: cogsandspigots on February 10, 2011, 02:02:47 PM
I like the snake. Are you thinking about getting another?



(perfectly on topic, watch it get voted down) 
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Mr. Franklin on February 10, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
I had a pet snake when i was around 20, was a Red tailed racer, I named him "Speekles" His eyes looked like glasses, and he was pretty fast, and fun.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Devie on February 10, 2011, 02:24:38 PM
i want a small snake but proudly would never agree LOL.
He barely even agreed to cats!

D:

Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
i want a small snake but proudly would never agree LOL.
He barely even agreed to cats!

D:



Sorry, my snake is rather large.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Foofoojack on February 10, 2011, 05:54:19 PM
Sorry, my snake is rather large.  :trollface:
Get out.
Jk please stay
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Frank on February 10, 2011, 06:08:18 PM
Reptiles are awesome pets. Specially lizards, snakes, and alike. A friend of mine has an iguana.
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: UberLord on February 13, 2011, 06:40:20 PM
I've always wanted a snake. I did the research and everything, learned about what types to get, how to feed then, what to keep them in, and all that nice stuff. After a few days of research, presented it to my parents. They said no. I was like 10, made me sad :/
Title: Re: Teh bestest snake evar
Post by: Cheesicle on February 13, 2011, 06:41:29 PM
I've always wanted a snake. I did the research and everything, learned about what types to get, how to feed then, what to keep them in, and all that nice stuff. After a few days of research, presented it to my parents. They said no. I was like 10, made me sad :/

LOL AWWWW I can imagine that right now D:

little uberlord researching shit then parents rejecting


then making a sad faic