Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread

[Osme]

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- I am an alcohol destroying your family.

why did he marry a beer bottle

[Frank]

why did he marry a beer bottle

>implying beer is the only alcoholic beverage that exists

[ItchyDani3l]

>implying beer is the only alcoholic beverage that exists

>being yourself.

[Frank]

>being yourself.

lolque

[Devie]

lolque

i rofl'd

[Deathie]

i rofl'd

i dgaf'd

[Osme]

i dgaf'd

i sneezed

/thread

[ursus]

i sneezed

/thread

i coughed

[Seb]

What do you call a black man who lives in the ghetto?


A nigger.

obligatory

[Frank]

A guy walks into rNd.

As he is unknown and rather new to the place, he is quickly caught by the Elite, being Frank, and his 4 droogs: Don, Zomboss, Sabb, and Moolz.

He is then welcomed to the community and has a great time.

[CookieMonster]

3 guise walk in a bar, A jew, a muslim, and a american...

The muslim immediately explodes killing everyone inside.

^^Fail^^ 

[CookieMonster]

You know what happened with your dad and me last night?

Nothing, because we live farther than 5,000 kilometres from each other and don't even know about each other's existance.

i lol'ed

[Blueboygamer]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.

[ItchyDani3l]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.

lol nice.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.

[Frank]

lol nice.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.

What do you call meat mixed with dough and cooked in an oven?

A meat pie.