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BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« on: June 20, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
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Steam sale, etc. I haven't done a game giveaway in over a year so...

You can enter both of the giveaways in one post if you desire. If you have any problem with the opinionated nature of the first giveaway, you are free not to participate.
Giving away Any Steam Game Under $20 for absolutely free! All you have to do is post a the name of the game you want and your best joke. Here are the rules for this giveaway:

  1. Only post once.
  3. You must post a joke.

Breaking any of these rules warrants immediate disqualification.
There will be one winner, chosen July 1st at 00:00:00 GMT! :)

As for the Humble Weekly Bundle giveaway, post a number between 1 and 300.
Here are the rules:
  1. Only post your number once.
  2. Numbers must be between 1 and 300.
  3. Numbers must be whole numbers (no 53.39 or anything of the sorts)
Breaking any of these rules warrants immediate disqualification.
This will also be given away at the same time as the Steam game giveaway.

You can enter both giveaways if you wish! Just post a joke AND a number! It's all free, so why not try your luck and join? Good luck to all!

List of disqualified people:
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« Last Edit: June 20, 2014, 05:11:04 PM by Bomb Squad »



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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 05:24:14 PM »
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Rust

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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 05:26:36 PM »
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I'd like to have Space Engineers

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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 05:52:04 PM »
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How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb?
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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 06:10:53 PM »
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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 06:46:01 PM »
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The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. 
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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 10:54:44 PM »
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Game: Damned

Joke: I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her, but I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 11:16:38 PM »
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Damned

I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
Wrong thread.


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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 11:17:50 PM »
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Wrong thread.
wot
This IS the right thread, right?

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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 11:23:22 PM »
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wot
This IS the right thread, right?
Oh, didn't realize that was a joke ._.



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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2014, 07:52:48 AM »
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The Forest

So I was walking in Washington DC, and two Redskins football players come up and mug me.  They pick me up and pin me to the wall.  Thankfully, they fumbled me and I got away.


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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2014, 08:11:50 AM »
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173.

Rust.

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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2014, 02:08:25 PM »
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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2014, 04:10:01 PM »
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Me.

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Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2014, 02:53:27 PM »
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

I would love to own the skyrim game if that's possible :)
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