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Title: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Bomb Squad on June 20, 2014, 04:14:32 PM
Steam sale, etc. I haven't done a game giveaway in over a year so...

You can enter both of the giveaways in one post if you desire. If you have any problem with the opinionated nature of the first giveaway, you are free not to participate.
Giving away Any Steam Game Under $20 for absolutely free! All you have to do is post a the name of the game you want and your best joke. Here are the rules for this giveaway:

  1. Only post once.
  3. You must post a joke.

Breaking any of these rules warrants immediate disqualification.
There will be one winner, chosen July 1st at 00:00:00 GMT! :)

As for the Humble Weekly Bundle (https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly) giveaway, post a number between 1 and 300.
Here are the rules:
  1. Only post your number once.
  2. Numbers must be between 1 and 300.
  3. Numbers must be whole numbers (no 53.39 or anything of the sorts)
Breaking any of these rules warrants immediate disqualification.
This will also be given away at the same time as the Steam game giveaway.

You can enter both giveaways if you wish! Just post a joke AND a number! It's all free, so why not try your luck and join? Good luck to all!

List of disqualified people:
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Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Yellow Killer on June 20, 2014, 05:24:14 PM
Rust

Joke: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Cable on June 20, 2014, 05:26:36 PM
(http://cdn-usa.gagbay.com/2012/01/you_rock_you_rule-10794.jpg)

I'd like to have Space Engineers
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Lazord on June 20, 2014, 05:52:04 PM
How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A Brazilian
I'd like Rust. 
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: This Cactus on June 20, 2014, 06:10:53 PM
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
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Killing Floor / Payday 2

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Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: This Toast on June 20, 2014, 06:46:01 PM
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. 
ba dum ts

Prison Architect + Torchlight 2   O:-)

154  :D

Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on June 20, 2014, 10:54:44 PM
Game: Damned

Joke: I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her, but I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: blαh2355 on June 20, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
Damned

I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
Wrong thread.


There was once an amnesiac man, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Space Engineers
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on June 20, 2014, 11:17:50 PM
Wrong thread.
wot
This IS the right thread, right?
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: blαh2355 on June 20, 2014, 11:23:22 PM
wot
This IS the right thread, right?
Oh, didn't realize that was a joke ._.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Monorail Cat on June 21, 2014, 07:52:48 AM
The Forest

So I was walking in Washington DC, and two Redskins football players come up and mug me.  They pick me up and pin me to the wall.  Thankfully, they fumbled me and I got away.


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Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Apie2 on June 21, 2014, 08:11:50 AM
173.

Rust.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Prox on June 21, 2014, 02:08:25 PM
GRID 2

Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free.

200
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Loke on June 21, 2014, 04:10:01 PM
Me.

264
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: zonewoes on June 24, 2014, 02:53:27 PM
22


Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

I would love to own the skyrim game if that's possible :)
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: zonewoes on June 24, 2014, 02:55:39 PM



Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Omega on June 24, 2014, 04:49:13 PM
Watch Dogs  O:-)

In all seriousness, I'd like to use this chance to get a copy of Tabletop Simulator, so that I'm not doomed to playing OMGPOP games with you faggots for all eternity (in fact, I think we should all try it out).

Only one issue, though, if you were planning to leverage the summer sale for this giveaway.. It ends June 30th.

At any rate, seeing as I specialize more in observational humor (which is a bit hard to apply here), perhaps a nice anti-joke will suffice: How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Cake Faice on June 24, 2014, 08:14:32 PM
The Forest pls.

How do you fit a bunch of cubans into a shoe box?

Tell them it's a raft.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: Bomb Squad on July 01, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Winners being contacted now.
Title: Re: BIG FREE GIVEAWAY
Post by: blαh2355 on July 01, 2014, 05:06:19 PM
gg, already bought the game I requested anyways :D