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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #60 on: December 22, 2013, 06:18:32 AM »
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2013, 11:56:32 AM »
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Fuck Me.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2013, 12:30:05 PM »
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2013, 03:16:31 PM »
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I might not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2013, 03:17:39 PM »
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Double post because sex with yo couches.

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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2013, 08:54:23 PM »
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Gurl is your name Target? cause I'd like to breach your security.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2013, 04:51:55 PM »
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Nice shoes. Lets fuck.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #67 on: December 26, 2013, 05:26:21 PM »
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Girl are you a target? Cause I just happen to acquire one and I'm firing my missile.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2013, 08:48:10 PM »
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