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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2012, 05:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Jman on June 19, 2012, 07:43:42 AM
NUH-UH. I ALSO SAID "you look so hardcore" lol
Okay big boy.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #76 on: June 21, 2012, 11:20:08 AM »


This one got to the frontpage of artoftrolling.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #77 on: June 21, 2012, 01:26:54 PM »


I want to kill somebody
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #78 on: June 21, 2012, 02:24:03 PM »
Quote from: Yoshi on June 21, 2012, 01:26:54 PM


I want to kill somebody

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #79 on: June 21, 2012, 03:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Seb on June 21, 2012, 02:24:03 PM
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its called sudoku dumbass
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #80 on: June 21, 2012, 03:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Deacon on June 21, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
its called sudoku dumbass


no, we're both wrong. I think it's called "hello kitty".
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #81 on: June 21, 2012, 06:51:34 PM »
Stranger: Oh my god shhhush hip
Stranger: Hupp
Stranger: Hop
You: How do I shhhush hip Hupp Hop
Stranger: Hophophop
You: Oh.l
You: So
You: If I pon pon, you wei wei wei?
Stranger: Yes
You: Then You pon
You: I wei
You: Pon
You: Wei wei wei
You: Wait
You: No
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You: Exactly.
Stranger: U Fu k up my brain
You: C:
Stranger: :c
You: So
You: If I add two pons to five weis
You: I would get Betty Crocker?
Stranger: No
You: THEN HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
Stranger: Out ur ass!!!!
You: Oh
You: Damn.
Stranger: U get Chris crocker
You: That's just my cancer.
Stranger: Crissdd crissssss
You: Oh
You: Alright.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Algea
You: Fungi
Stranger: Algea
You: No
You: NO
You: I"M GOING BACK IN TIME
You: WISH ME DEATH
Stranger: Death b to u
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #82 on: July 23, 2012, 09:05:35 AM »
Question to discuss:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Stranger 1: i was an ape
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 1: now i am black
Stranger 2: i shit my pants
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?
Stranger 1: fart
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: i'm not an american fat fuck
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 1: taco bell!!!
Stranger 2: mec donalds
Stranger 1: mec?
Stranger 2: is it true that u guys in usa pies in coca cola
Stranger 1: i dont know, im not american
Stranger 2: where r u from
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 2: Hmmm
Stranger 1: I want my rat-toast.
Stranger 2: I'm not a big fan of burger king
Stranger 2: What's a rat toast
Stranger 1: a rat, put it in the toaster : voilà !
Stranger 2: Yummy sounds like fine cuisine
Stranger 1: all hedgehogs died in the area, you can't always get what you want...
Stranger 2: Sad story
Stranger 2: Will you cook food for me?
Stranger 1: sure, I just caught an hald-dead racoon !
Stranger 1: half**
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Stranger 2: FUCKING RAPTORS
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #83 on: July 27, 2012, 12:39:29 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
Stranger: I'm a girl btw
You: MMMMMM
You: IM A GIRL TOO.
You: LEZBIAN SEX?
Stranger: Fuck no
You: MM LETS GO.
You: CMON.
You: LEZBO.
You: TOAST IS GREAT
Stranger: Good bye this is going all over the Internet bye bye
You: I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS.
You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How much do you hate this question?
You: I LOVE THIS QUESTION
Stranger: a lot >:[
You: I WANT 3 WAY WITH THAT QUESTION AND YOU, MR STRANGERRR.
You: CMON STRANGER
You: LETS GET 3 WAY GOING
Stranger: Okay :D
You: TRIANGLE FORMATION
You: GO!
You: A RANDOM TENTACLE MONSTER HAS APPEARED!
You: USE SEX ATTACK!
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Add me on msn tommyinglisbebo@hotmail.co.uk I'm Shane, a gay, 16 male from scotland looking to meet new people :)

You: I'm a pedophile
You: I'm 46 years old
Stranger: lol!!!
You: Come put it in me.
You: Lets go.
Stranger: Hahaha!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
is channing tatum gay??
You: EXCUSE ME?
Stranger: Bisexual
You: DID YOU JUST CALL ME GAY?
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: He's an actor
You: HEY.
You: I'M CHANNING TATUM.
You: DON'T MESS WITH ME FOO.
Stranger: MAH BAD BRO
You: ERMAHGERD
You: I DERN ERNDERSHTERND
Stranger: TROLOLOLO
You: LOLOLO, LOLOLO.
You: TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOO.
You: YEYEYEYEYE, YEYEYE, YEYEYE,
You: OHOHOHOHo
Stranger: KMVDOFKMVDALKVADLKVMEADOKMVAED
You: TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOLOLOOOOOOO
You: YOYOOYOOOOOO
You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOo
You: YOYOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
should black people go back to the jungle?
You: Yes
You: They can hide
You: Like Joseph Kony did
Stranger: from da police
You: KONY 2012!
You: KONY 2012!
You: KOOONNNYYYY 200000122222222
Stranger: you nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You are now Justin Bieber. Act naturally.
You: BABY
You: BABY
You: BABY
Stranger: BABY
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: BABY
Stranger: OOOOOO
You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOo
Stranger: IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND
You: WATCH YOU GOOO WITH ME TONIIGHTH GMIGHTTGHDG
Stranger: ID NEVER DISCONNECT
You: ID NEVER LET YA GOO
Stranger: AND IF I HAD A HAR ON
You: RIGHT UNDER THE MISTLETOOEEEE
You: SELENA, WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR CHAT QUESTION?
Stranger: FUCK YEAH IM JB BITCHES
You: YES, JB, I WILL.
You: IT IS: WHY AM I LESBIAN FOR YOU?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2012, 01:18:28 PM by Abyss »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2013, 10:54:22 AM »
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I didn't even know I was coming to a conclusion like that.

I blame my classes and literature.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #85 on: February 17, 2013, 06:31:48 AM »
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on February 16, 2013, 10:54:22 AM
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I didn't even know I was coming to a conclusion like that.

I blame my classes and literature.

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Unit I fucking love you
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2013, 02:24:51 AM »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #87 on: July 18, 2013, 04:12:26 PM »
i am a grumpygrump

don't poke me

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #88 on: July 20, 2013, 08:09:07 AM »
Unit, marry me.
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