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Offline Seb

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Almost died again on my bike
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:27:33 PM »
See this sidewalk?





See that huge indentation in the grass, sloping up gently until it reaches the hard concrete bulk?




Yeah, fuck that indentation!
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 07:29:40 PM »
I... I don't get it.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 07:36:29 PM »
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 07:37:45 PM »
Oh I see... that's not that big of a bump though LOL.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 07:39:27 PM »
Your puny bike cannot handle the bump?
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 07:47:36 PM »
Quote from: Deacon on June 23, 2012, 07:39:27 PM
Your puny bike cannot handle the bump?
Seb's on a tricycle man, don't judge.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 07:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Sabb on June 23, 2012, 07:47:36 PM
Seb's on a tricycle man, don't judge.

Trikes need suspension too.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 07:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Deacon on June 23, 2012, 07:39:27 PM
Your puny bike cannot handle the bump?

It's not the bike, it's the turning + bump = wheel grinding on bump + me shitting myself
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 08:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Seb on June 23, 2012, 07:55:07 PM
It's not the bike, it's the turning + bump = wheel grinding on bump + me shitting myself

Oh god, I do that all the time.

Fucking scary shit man.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2012, 08:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on June 23, 2012, 08:00:21 PM
Oh god, I do that all the time.

Fucking scary shit man.

FUCK I know, right?

And then you're scared, you do stupid shit, you decide to turn the handle like 60 degrees towards the sidewalk when you're stuck between, and before you know it you're lying on your ass on the other side of the sidewalk.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2012, 08:16:19 PM »
Quote from: Seb on June 23, 2012, 08:09:51 PM
FUCK I know, right?

And then you're scared, you do stupid shit, you decide to turn the handle like 60 degrees towards the sidewalk when you're stuck between, and before you know it you're lying on your ass on the other side of the sidewalk.

It's even worse when it's like, you skid on the actual sidewalk and you get knocked into the road itself.

Brix shitting fuel right there.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2012, 08:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on June 23, 2012, 08:16:19 PM
It's even worse when it's like, you skid on the actual sidewalk and you get knocked into the road itself.

Brix shitting fuel right there.

there were a bunch of old cuban dudes fishing present at every single time i've almost met tragedy here, the same ones

This is the only time I didn't fall, so I got my balance back and gave a thumbs up to show I'm okay. They clapped.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2012, 03:49:24 AM »
Must be popular then. :P

Or I hate it when you're trying to get as close to a metal, chain fence as possible and finally the handlebars catch one of the holes.. Yeah. Not fun. It's a nice challenge though. ;3
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2012, 11:33:26 AM »
>falling on ass

I dunno how you guys seem to, but I always get face-to-asphalt.
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Re: Almost died again on my bike
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2012, 12:17:58 PM »
Man I haven't biked in for ever but when I used to I like never fell lol. Some friends of mine made a bunch of ramps and shit near me, making a sort of bike course which was really fun and still is there actually. The only time I can even recall ever falling was when I was biking there with a friend and it was raining like fuck, and I went off one of the jumps and my back tire managed to slide as it went off the ramp. Ended up falling pretty fucking hard, had a nice gash into my right arm with gravel and shit in it, and I basically couldn't bend that arm more than an inch for at least a day. Oh, and the all the ramps were dirt, which is why the back tire slid I guess. The ramp I went off wasn't even big though, probably like half a meter tall maybe a bit taller... but I sped up to it really fast lol.
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