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A cry for help
« on: March 15, 2012, 07:38:19 PM »
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<<< i know nobody will read this, im just an average person. but i have a dream. i want to become a walrus. please help me. ive already chopped off my arms, if sombody could please glue my legs together and send me to somplace cold to live in harmoney with other walruses, i would gladly suck their penis.

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 07:39:10 PM »
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It's okay man, Cable and I have already helped him toward his cause. v_v
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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 07:39:47 PM »
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I don't even
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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 07:46:54 PM »
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>cry for help
>discussion board

I think you are in the wrong place.
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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 08:02:43 PM »
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>cry for help
>discussion board

I think you are in the wrong place.

you're right. He should be somewhere colder, where a Walrus should live

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 08:44:54 PM »
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Scotch tape can fix anything.

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 09:03:35 PM »
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Be honest this is the reason why isn't it? Walrus sucks own dick

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 09:52:27 PM »
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Goo Goo G'joob?

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 10:30:12 PM »
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Or you can simply replace your brain with a walrus.
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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2012, 01:21:44 AM »
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OMG SHOCKAH.  I AM TRAUMATIZED.  WTF with the 24 inch dick? omg

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2012, 09:47:03 AM »
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OMG SHOCKAH.  I AM TRAUMATIZED.  WTF with the 24 inch dick? omg

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Re: A cry for help
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2012, 01:38:34 PM »
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Hmm. Can we start off by throwing you into the arctic seas with your feet tied together with duct tape?

       
                                                

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