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Title: A cry for help
Post by: Supertoaster on March 15, 2012, 07:38:19 PM: <<< i know nobody will read this, im just an average person. but i have a dream. i want to become a walrus. please help me. ive already chopped off my arms, if sombody could please glue my legs together and send me to somplace cold to live in harmoney with other walruses, i would gladly suck their penis.

Touching, I know.

credit to Cables friend
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on March 15, 2012, 07:39:10 PM: It's okay man, Cable and I have already helped him toward his cause. v_v
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 15, 2012, 07:39:47 PM: I don't even
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Purple on March 15, 2012, 07:46:54 PM: >cry for help
>discussion board

I think you are in the wrong place.
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Ἆxule on March 15, 2012, 08:02:43 PM: Quote from: Purpal on March 15, 2012, 07:46:54 PM
>cry for help
>discussion board

I think you are in the wrong place.

you're right. He should be somewhere colder, where a Walrus should live
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Cake Faice on March 15, 2012, 08:44:54 PM: Scotch tape can fix anything.
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Shockah on March 15, 2012, 09:03:35 PM: Be honest this is the reason why isn't it? Walrus sucks own dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA#)
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Samo on March 15, 2012, 09:52:27 PM: Goo Goo G'joob?
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Roach :3 on March 15, 2012, 10:30:12 PM: Or you can simply replace your brain with a walrus.
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Tezuni on March 16, 2012, 01:21:44 AM: OMG SHOCKAH. I AM TRAUMATIZED. WTF with the 24 inch dick? omg
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on March 16, 2012, 09:47:03 AM: Quote from: Tezuni on March 16, 2012, 01:21:44 AM
OMG SHOCKAH. I AM TRAUMATIZED. WTF with the 24 inch dick? omg

I now have a fear of scuba-diving.
Title: Re: A cry for help
Post by: Astropilot on March 16, 2012, 01:38:34 PM: Hmm. Can we start off by throwing you into the arctic seas with your feet tied together with duct tape?