What? +1s? I want negative reputation!
Yes, I DO want negative reputation. I wish to get -100! (I'm completely serious, give me -1.)
Why are you reading this, give me moar negative reputation already. STOP READING THIS AND CLICK THAT -1! DO ET, DO ET NAO!
EDIT:
*notices rep went from "-23" to "-22"*
*checks all recent posts for +1*
*finds this post having a +1*
FOOFOOJACK! I DEMAND YOU TURN THAT + INTO A - ! YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME HERE AT ALL! I MUST HAVE A LOW REPUTATION! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEE!?