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Title: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: blαh2355 on January 18, 2012, 04:00:08 PM
Step 1. Come up with a generic joke involving Sabb

Step 2. Wait

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit/+1's!!!

Alternate method (more chance of getting)

1. Find a thread started by coolz (recent, not old please)

2. See if he +1's every/most comments

3. Post something in the thread

4. ???

5. Profit!
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 18, 2012, 04:09:10 PM
Can I do this too?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: blαh2355 on January 18, 2012, 04:11:11 PM
Can I do this too?
Since you are Sabb, you get auto :thumbsup: :D :trollface:
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 18, 2012, 04:14:53 PM
Since you are Sabb, you get auto :thumbsup: :D :trollface:
Can my post count raise like that too?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ChaosEternal on January 18, 2012, 04:20:52 PM
Best guide evar! Shall follow religiously! :3
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: blαh2355 on January 18, 2012, 04:22:33 PM
Can my post count raise like that too?
Why not?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on January 18, 2012, 06:46:31 PM
OMFG I GET AS MANY +1'S AS SABB GETZ PIAZZAS

CAN I HAZ +1?

.......NO PIZZA
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Peetah on January 19, 2012, 12:39:27 PM
I +1ed Sab before it got popular.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 19, 2012, 01:00:34 PM
I +1ed Sab before it got popular.
I +1'd Sabb before it was popular too.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ChaosEternal on January 19, 2012, 02:07:59 PM
Well, I joined too late to +1 Sabb before it was popular, so I vote we add a +2 button to all of Sabb's posts.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 20, 2012, 06:35:50 AM
Well, I joined too late to +1 Sabb before it was popular, so I vote we add a +2 button to all of Sabb's posts.
I for one support this.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Jman on January 20, 2012, 10:16:53 AM
I can't believe he actually got +9 for saying "can I do it too?". Too much sucking up to sabb in this thread.

At least when I suck sabb up its in the bedroom and not in the form of +1s.  :trollface:
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 20, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
I can't believe he actually got +9 for saying "can I do it too?". Too much sucking up to sabb in this thread.

At least when I suck sabb up its in the bedroom and not in the form of +1s.  :trollface:
Babby's first +1.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: yoshi on January 20, 2012, 12:45:08 PM
Why does Sabb has an extra B
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 20, 2012, 12:47:19 PM
Why does Sabb has an extra B
Because I like B's.
And because it'd be too close to Seb's name.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: yoshi on January 20, 2012, 12:47:50 PM
Because I like Boobs
And because it'd be too close to Seb's name.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 20, 2012, 12:49:44 PM

Yea, what's that got to do with it?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Seb on January 20, 2012, 02:06:39 PM
but but it didn't work for me in Marie's latest thread!
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on January 20, 2012, 05:25:28 PM
I can't believe he actually got +9 for saying "can I do it too?". Too much sucking up to sabb in this thread.

At least when I suck sabb up its in the bedroom and not in the form of +1s.  :trollface:

If we +1 him we get pizza D:<

With certain toppings.... @_@
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 20, 2012, 05:27:26 PM
If we +1 him we get pizza D:<

With certain toppings.... @_@
Soggy biscuit pizza.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Cake Faice on January 21, 2012, 12:54:05 PM
Sabb without pizza is like Don thinking the three forms of there are interchangeable.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on January 23, 2012, 08:47:09 AM
The amount of +1's on a post should not exceed the number of actual WORDS THAT ARE IN THE POST. GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 23, 2012, 09:21:17 AM
Can I do this too?
I think everyone should +1 this and exceed the amount of +1's on a single post.
I would be okay with that.
Free bans for whoever doesn't.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ChaosEternal on January 23, 2012, 01:09:04 PM
I think everyone should +1 this and exceed the amount of +1's on a single post.
I would be okay with that.
Free bans for whoever doesn't.
Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Frank on January 23, 2012, 06:56:53 PM
Why does Sabb has an extra B
SabbathFreak911
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Rocket50 on January 24, 2012, 07:51:12 AM
The amount of +1's on a post should not exceed the number of actual WORDS THAT ARE IN THE POST. GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE.

What if its a picture
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on January 24, 2012, 09:19:32 AM
What if its a picture

Picture = 1000 words. You can get no more than 1000 +1's on a picture.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 24, 2012, 09:20:23 AM
Picture = 1000 words. You can get no more than 1000 +1's on a picture.
And video?
1000 * #frames?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on January 24, 2012, 09:22:06 AM
And video?
1000 * #frames?

Exactly.

Posting a 22FPS video that lasts 10 seconds can get you about 220,000 +1's maximum.

It's steep, I know.

Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 24, 2012, 09:24:12 AM
Exactly.

Posting a 22FPS video that lasts 10 seconds can get you about 220,000 +1's maximum.

It's steep, I know.
Is this a guaranteed amount?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on January 24, 2012, 09:27:48 AM
Is this a guaranteed amount?

Depends how many frames of you there are, and what % of your skin is showing.

So if we can just see your face, let's say that's 5% of your skin's total area is on your head/face.

So, if you're in the video for the full 10 seconds that's 0.05 * 220 frames for a guaranteed 11,000 +1's.

Posting one picture of Sabb will get you about 50 +1's.

Which is fairly accurate.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 24, 2012, 09:28:47 AM
Depends how many frames of you there are, and what % of your skin is showing.

So if we can just see your face, let's say that's 5% of your skin's total area is on your head/face.

So, if you're in the video for the full 10 seconds that's 0.05 * 220 frames for a guaranteed 11,000 +1's.

Posting one picture of Sabb will get you about 50 +1's.

Which is fairly accurate.
Okay. Do I get extra points for hipthrusting?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on January 24, 2012, 09:29:42 AM
Okay. Do I get extra points for hipthrusting?

It's on a combo basis. One hipthrust = 1x multiplier, two hipthrusts = 2x multiplier, and so on.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Sabb on January 24, 2012, 09:54:34 AM
It's on a combo basis. One hipthrust = 1x multiplier, two hipthrusts = 2x multiplier, and so on.
So can I just take my video and make it loop for 10 hours?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ChaosEternal on January 24, 2012, 01:00:03 PM
So can I just take my video and make it loop for 10 hours?
I'm assuming that would break the internet due to the sheer amount of +1s.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: WarEclipse™ on January 24, 2012, 01:48:48 PM
I'm assuming that would break the internet due to the sheer amount of +1s.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Osme on January 29, 2012, 06:22:12 PM
So can I just take my video and make it loop for 10 hours?
Magic doesnt work like that.
Too whiney.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: WarEclipse™ on January 30, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
Eh. Apparently so.

 :bomb:
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Eion Kilant 739 on February 03, 2012, 08:03:22 PM
What? +1s? I want negative reputation!

Yes, I DO want negative reputation. I wish to get -100! (I'm completely serious, give me -1.)

Why are you reading this, give me moar negative reputation already. STOP READING THIS AND CLICK THAT -1! DO ET, DO ET NAO!


EDIT:
*notices rep went from "-23" to "-22"*
*checks all recent posts for +1*
*finds this post having a +1*

FOOFOOJACK! I DEMAND YOU TURN THAT + INTO A - ! YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME HERE AT ALL! I MUST HAVE A LOW REPUTATION! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEE!?
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ursus on February 05, 2012, 12:08:52 PM
What? +1s? I want negative reputation!

Yes, I DO want negative reputation. I wish to get -100! (I'm completely serious, give me -1.)

Why are you reading this, give me moar negative reputation already. STOP READING THIS AND CLICK THAT -1! DO ET, DO ET NAO!


EDIT:
*notices rep went from "-23" to "-22"*
*checks all recent posts for +1*
*finds this post having a +1*

FOOFOOJACK! I DEMAND YOU TURN THAT + INTO A - ! YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME HERE AT ALL! I MUST HAVE A LOW REPUTATION! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEE!?

Okay, I'm going to stop you right there.

You aren't the first to think that reverse psychology works. Believe me, it's not even a half-bad idea.

But if you go and look at all the others who asked for negative rep, I think that'll convince you otherwise.

For your sake, please. Don't.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: blαh2355 on February 05, 2012, 02:39:45 PM
Okay, I'm going to stop you right there.

You aren't the first to think that reverse psychology works. Believe me, it's not even a half-bad idea.

But if you go and look at all the others who asked for negative rep, I think that'll convince you otherwise.

For your sake, please. Don't.
I remember now, I forgot who it was though that tried this. OP updated for another method.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Dale Feles on February 05, 2012, 03:12:12 PM
I remember now, I forgot who it was though that tried this. OP updated for another method.

Lavenchie did that if I'm right.

EDIT: a.k.a. Little fucx
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Nemisous on February 05, 2012, 06:58:45 PM
Lavenchie did that if I'm right.
as did i. *sighs* the noob days.
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: ChaosEternal on February 06, 2012, 04:13:01 PM
I remember now, I forgot who it was though that tried this. OP updated for another method.
Lawl, I noticed Coolz does that also. Now we get to see how long until the exploit is fixed. :3
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Deathie on February 06, 2012, 04:47:13 PM
Because, you know.

+1'ns actually matter. (They don't).
Title: Re: How to get infinite +1's! (joke)
Post by: Eion Kilant 739 on February 07, 2012, 08:29:22 PM
Okay, I'm going to stop you right there.

You aren't the first to think that reverse psychology works. Believe me, it's not even a half-bad idea.

But if you go and look at all the others who asked for negative rep, I think that'll convince you otherwise.

For your sake, please. Don't.

You don't see what I'm talking about. I honestly want negative rep, I am being 100% honest with you when I say that. Now why would I want that? I want it because it garentees that when some new guy comes on here they look at my post with distrust becasue of the negative rep. I would know, as I treated the people with 200+ rep as if they were people who MUST be right. Now why do I want him to look upon my post with distrust? Becasue mabie he will work harder to try and find what I got wrong or mabie he will simply say that I am probably wrong and gives no reason (excluding my rep), if he says that I can tell him how foolish he is being by basing his conclusion on that and not what I said. Hopefully he will realise his mistake and not make it again.

Now exuse me, I need to behave for several months. (As you can see, I'm now labeled "watched")